The Instant Messages *DUNDUNDUN* - Chapter 5 - He Who Must Not Be Named

5 - He Who Must Not Be Named

Weasley6 - Ron Potter001 - Harry Granger666 - Hermione BleachBlondeDM - Draco You_Know_Who - Tom aka Voldemort ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Weasley6 has joined chat room Gryffindor Forever Potter001: I know how to create a chat! :-) Weasley6: I would have thought out of all ppl lol Granger666 has joined the chat. Granger666: hey, harry! :-) Potter001: Hello, Hermione. Weasley6: hey hermione Granger666: hi, ron sorry i have to go Potter001: Why? Granger666: homework Granger666 has left the chat. Weasley6: shes been like that alot lately... Potter001: Ha. BleachBlondeDM has joined the chat. Weasley6: WAT THE F*CK!!?? (sorry, I didn't want to put the actual word XD) Potter001: ?? BleachBlondeDM: dont sound so happy weasley T_T BleachBlondeDM: u could hurt urself Weasley6: shut up u looney Potter001: How does he do that? Weasley6: its called hacking BleachBlondeDM: i could teach u the tricks of the trade potter Potter001: No thanks. :-) Potter001: I don't feel like becoming a scumwad today, Malfoy. Weasley6: LOL! BleachBlondeDM: >_>;; BleachBlondeDM: so where's granger? Weasley6: i think shes hiding from me... Potter001: Haha! BleachBlondeDM: typical mudblood... Weasley6: stop calling her that!!!! Potter001: Yeah, really. BleachBlondeDM: wat r u going to do about it? Weasley6: ill Weasley6: um BleachBlondeDM: exactly Potter001: ... Potter001: Voldemort. BleachBlondeDM: o_o Potter001: Voldemort. Potter001: Voldemort. BleachBlondeDM: stop Potter001: Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort. Weasley6: not looking...(LMAO!!!) BleachBlondeDM: stop it potter!!!!! Potter001: Voldemort. Potter001: Voldemort. BleachBlondeDM: im telling my daddy on u!! BleachBlondeDM has left the chat. Potter001: I'm so happy I'm not afraid of that name... Weasley6: LOL!! that was so funny You_Know_Who: You called? Weasley6: o_o Potter001: Who are you? You_Know_Who: Hello, look at the freaking screen name Potter001: Oh, hey, Tom... Potter001: WAIT! Potter001: TOM?????!!!!! You_Know_Who: aka Voldemort...? Weasley6: holy shizzazzi!!! Potter001: ? Weasley6: sorry...its fred and george...bad influences... You_Know_Who: I am coming to destroy Hogwarts You_Know_Who: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Weasley6: just like u did the past 4 years T_T You_Know_Who: Shut up, you maggot! Weasley6: dude no one uses that word nemore Potter001: Psst, Ron... Weasley6: Huh? Potter001: Hate to break it up, but you're talking to Lord Voldemort. Weasley6: oh, right You_Know_Who: ha You_Know_Who: hahahahahaha You_Know_Who: HAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Weasley6: "Lord Voldemort" just went insane...T_T Potter001: Okay, Tom, that's enough, thanks. You_Know_Who has left the chat. Weasley6: ... Weasley6: ur freaking me out man... Potter001: Harry Potter, remember? To Be Continued -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, well...there you have it. I had to put some random-ness in this one. It called to me, precious...

14 Comments (Most recent 10). Show All

Jan 4, 2007 04:35 PM by: Dark_Alchemist chapter 5

Haha, that's the best one yet! Though I like the randomness of the LotR ones ...

Jul 18, 2006 08:58 PM by: WindowShooter chapter 5

Omg, that was friggin' funny!! I LOve the part were Voldemort came on! xD

May 26, 2006 02:20 PM by: mangacheese1818 chapter 5

Wow.
o_o Randomly funny.

Mar 3, 2006 05:09 PM by: InuandKagome4ever chapter 5

Too FUNNY!!!!!!!!

Nov 6, 2005 09:40 AM by: SerraRaven chapter 5

Ha ha ha... Voldemort on IM, that's really funny. I liked the way Harry got Draco off the chat. V.good.

Jan 19, 2005 04:38 AM by: BloodRoses1619 chapter 5

=DDD!! YAY

Oct 27, 2004 03:03 AM by: Midnight_Fox_55 chapter 5

Fox: O.O............so...........FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cough cough* *hacks* *passes out*
Kira: O.O scary..................
Nari: ya think?!?!?!?!?! wonder what she was laughing about...... *looks at compu screen* ...................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cough cough* *hacks* *passes out*
Kira: O_o *looks at computer* i'm not even gonna try it............*FAVES*

Sep 12, 2004 04:04 PM by: Talim22 chapter 5

Voldermort Voldermort Voldermort Voldermort Voldermort Voldermort!
ha! i am SOOO not afraid of him! ha! he can just go hang out with Saron and go to a Brittney Spears concert! *no offence purposly made to Brittney Speres fans*

Sep 6, 2004 09:06 AM by: BloodRoses1619 chapter 5

YAY! thankies!! ^^

Aug 29, 2004 03:32 AM by: Otaku-Kitsune chapter 5

o_o *stares at the screen for a moment then falls of the chair, laughing* OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!! *cluthes side from laughter cramp* I LUVVVVVVVVVVVVVV THIS ONE SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!! *favs again, even tho it's already in favs* THIS ONE WAS SOOOOOO FUNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! Voldemort.... VoldemortVoldemortVoldemort! LoL *hugz Angela-chan* THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GREAT!!!!

Aug 23, 2004 09:12 AM by: BloodRoses1619 chapter 5

:D IT WAS BRILLIANT SHE SAYS!!!!! yay! lol

Aug 23, 2004 08:57 AM by: ObsessiveBookworm chapter 5

omg y only 1 comment! that was sooooo funny! best chat yet! *chants* voldemortvoldemortvoldemortvoldemortvoldemotvoldemort MWAHAHAHAHHAHA! yeah, that was brilliant. *apparates to next chapter*

Aug 17, 2004 02:05 PM by: BloodRoses1619 chapter 5

hey glad u like it ^^

Aug 17, 2004 12:20 PM by: coca-cola chapter 5

*dies laughing*