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The Instant Messages *DUNDUNDUN* by BloodRoses1619
Complete View as PDF, Submitted: 2004-07-24, Updated: 2005-01-23, Chapters: 10, Size: 37K, Words: 6297, Comments: 145, Views: 607   
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Yes, well...I was laying in bed one night and I couldn't get to sleep. So I was thinking...what if HP and LotR had computers? Or the internet? Or even...dare I say it...screen names? Well..here's your answer...
9 - =O OMG Sexy Beards and Pretty People
Granger666 - Hermione BleachBlondeDM - Draco Weasley6 - Ron Potter001 - Harry Mr_Frodo_Rulez - Sam RingBearer33 - Frodo Pippinator11 - Pippin Apples20 - Merry StubbleMan - Aragorn PrettyElf99 - Legolas SexyBeard205 - Gimli ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Pippinator11 joins chat room Bored as Monkeys. RingBearer33: Hi, Pippin! Pippinator11: wow this is different Pippinator11: never thought ud start a chat o_o Apples20 joins the chat. Pippinator11: hi merry guess wat? Apples20: o_o omg frodo started a chat RingBearer33: Is it really that big a deal? >__> Apples20: well no ... Apples20: but now it is! Mr_Frodo_Rulez joins the chat RingBearer33: NO RingBearer33: I mean, HI, Sam ^^ Mr_Frodo_Rulez: OMG HI FRODO ^_________^ Pippinator11: LOL Apples20: LOL!! RingBearer33: r___r;;;; Mr_Frodo_Rulez: What have you been doing lately? Done anything COOL???? RingBearer33: ... Er ... No ... ? Pippinator11: like cheated on sam RingBearer33: O____O Mr_Frodo_Rulez: I hope not ... Apples20: LMAO RingBearer33: ... RingBearer33: Wow, that's even scarier than when he offers me a bubble bath ... o__o BeachBlondeDM joins the chat. BeachBlondeDM: yo my homies Pippinator11: whos that Apples20: i dunno Pippinator11: and wats a homie BeachBlondeDM: dweeb RingBearer33: Who are you? BeachBlondeDM: draco malfoy RingBearer33: How did you get in? BeachBlondeDM: they give away free passes to hot people Pippinator11: o_o RingBearer33: ... You weirdo ... BeachBlondeDM: hey atleast my name isnt frodo baggins ... i mean seriously RingBearer33: O__O Pippinator11: LOL Apples20: LOL RingBearer33: HEY ITS NOT MY FAULT I GOT NAMED AFTER MY UNCLE RingBearer33: Atleast I didn't have to take his FIRST name too ... >__> BeachBlondeDM: Bilbo? RingBearer33: HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THIS BeachBlondeDM: im hot, ur not, its simple really RingBearer33: ARRRGGGHHH Mr_Frodo_Rulez: ... Mr_Frodo_Rules: Hi, Mr. Frodo RingBearer33: SHUT UP SAM Pippinator11: ROFL Apples20: LMFAO BeachBlondeDM: lol this is fun BeachBlondeDM: let me invite my FRIENDS Granger666 joins the chat Granger666: what am i doing here? Pippinator11: this guy claims hes your friend Pippinator11: *points to BeachBlondeDM* Granger666: YOU. BeachBlondeDM: ME. Granger666: i knew you were behind this BeachBlondeDM: me too =D Apples20: am i missing something? o__o Pippinator11: ... i think so RingBearer33: =____= Weasley6 joins the chat. Granger666: hi ron ^^ Weasley6: um Weasley6: hi, hermione Apples20: hermione Apples20: interesting Granger666: have a PROBLEM with my NAME??? Apples20: O_O ... no, ma'am BeachBlondeDM: hi weasley RingBearer33: What kind of a name is that? Weasley6: its my last name boogerhead RingBearer33: ... boogerhead? BeachBlondeDM: lol Weasley6: WATS SO FUNNY BeachBlondeDM: lol Weasley6: >__<;; Potter001 joins the chat. Potter001: ... Potter001: Bored as Monkeys ... ? RingBearer33: Well, I was ... Weasley6: hi harry Granger666: hey harry Potter001: Hello Ron Potter001: Hermione BeachBlondeDM: HELLO HAAAARRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Potter001: Back off, Malfoy RingBearer33: ... Pippinator11: >.> *whistles* Apples20: *looks at watch* Pippinator11: you have a watch? Apples20: yea Pippinator11: oh Pippinator11: i didnt think they were invented yet Weasley6: harry, harry, hes our man if he cant do it ... WAIT HE CAN!!! GOOO HARRY! BeachBlondeDM: SHUT UP, WEASLEY Weasley6: SHUT UP, MALFOY BeachBlondeDM: SHUT UP, WEASLEY Weasley6: SHUT UP, MALFOY BeachBlondeDM: SHUT UP, MALFOY Weasley6: there, thats the spirit! BeachBlondeDM: argh ... Potter001: Hahaha, nice one Ron Weasley6: thanks ^^ Granger666: yea that was good RingBearer33: Do any of you have any idea what's going on? Pippinator11: hm? no Apples20: nope Mr_Frodo_Rulez has lef the chat. Pippinator11: wonder where he went? Apples20: dunno ... RingBearer33: Who, Sam? Mr_Frodo_Rulez: You wanted me? RingBearer33: Huh, he never said where he was -- AAAAHHH Mr_Frodo_Rulez: Hold on I'm going to invite some of my friends!! ^__^ RingBearer33: Oh, God ... StubbleMan has joined the chat. Mr_Frodo_Rulez: Hi, Aragorn, sir! StubbleMan: Er .. hi, Sam Potter001: I'm just sitting here watching this is fun ... Weasley6: yea ... but its scary Granger666: lol Pippinator11: aragorn is ur friend ... Pippinator11: sam, r u challenged? Apples20: no just desperate StubbleMan: Someone save me Mr_Frodo_Rulez: I WILL StubbleMan: NO RingBearer33: NO BeachBlondeDM: for the record .. NO Weasley6: shut UP BeachBlondeDM: nu =3 Potter001: *sigh* PrettyElf99 has joined the chat. PrettyElf99: hello unpretty people ^^ StubbleMan: Who invited him? Mr_Frodo_Rulez: Isn't this FUN? RingBearer33: Pippin, this is all your fault r___r Mr_Frodo_Rulez: Okay, now ONE MORE PERSON RingBearer33: OMG LYK NO WAY RingBearer33: Someone turn him off! Pippinator11: ^^;;; Weasley6: >.> Potter001: This is ... really freaking me out ... PrettyElf99: heyy, aragorn!! StubbleMan: Hi, Legolas ... >_> RingBearer33: Here we go ... Granger666: ... ? BeachBlondeDM: ... PrettyElf99: so, have u finally agreed that im much more pretty than u? StubbleMan: No PrettyElf99: okay, by a show of hands, who thinks im prettier than aragorn? RingBearer33: *raises hand* Mr_Frodo_Rulez: I think you're both quite pretty! PrettyElf99: shut up, sam, this is a straight vote SexyBeard205 has joined the chat. PrettyElf99: GIMLI SexyBeard205: Hello, Legolas PrettyElf99: again i ask, by a show of hands, who thinks im prettier than aragorn? SexyBeard205: *raises hand* StubbleMan: WHAT??!! Pippinator11: *raises hand just to irritate aragorn* Apples20: *ditto* PrettyElf99: aww, i think ur outvoted, aragorn! StubbleMan: THAT'S NOT FAIR Potter001: ... BeachBlondeDM: this is funny lol PrettyElf99: so yes i am in fact prettier than u =D StubbleMan: NO YOU'RE NOT PrettyElf99: yes i am StubbleMan: No, you're not PrettyElf99: yes i am Weasley6: okay look Weasley6: ur both pretty Weasley6: there SexyBeard205: Ah, you may be pretty SexyBeard205: But alas, no one has such a sexy beard as I! PrettyElf99: quite true, gimli StubbleMan: You're all insane ... StubbleMan has left the chat. Granger666: o__o did u hurt his feelings? PrettyElf99: well, young maiden, heres a picture of him PrettyElf99: wuts to hurt? *Legolas send Hermione a picture of Aragorn in a seperate instant message* Granger666: ... Granger666: OMG Granger666: HES HAWT Weasley6: !!! Potter001: HAHAHA RingBearer33: This girl needs help ... Pippinator11: yea pretty much Apples20: XD;;; PrettyElf99: O_O WHAT Granger666: im going to go find him BYE GUYS Granger666 has left the chat. SexyBeard205: Alas, she has left PrettyElf99: ... *sniffle* ... for aragorn ... Potter001: Um ... Potter001: Well, what do you look like? Weasley6: probably some kind of freak job *Legolas sends Ron a picture of himself in a seperate instant message* Weasley6: *looks* Weasley6: o__o .. *Ron sends the picture to Harry in a seperate instant message* Potter001: Oh my goodness ... PrettyElf99: am i pretty or what? SexyBeard205: Yes Legolas, you are very pretty RingBearer33: This can't seriously be happening ... Pippinator11: =__= this is boring, ill ttul RingBearer33: Bye, Pippin Apples20: yea, me too byebye Pippinator11 has left the chat. Apples20 has left the chat. BeachBlondeDM: i gotta go hack into a few other chats. c u l8ter BeachBlondeDM has left the chat. Potter001: He is such a fag. Weasley6: yea and so is this prettyelf character PrettyElf99: I AM NOT A FAG IM PRETTY SexyBeard205: Yes you are RingBearer33: GIMLI STOP ENCOURAGING HIM SexyBeard205: ... SexyBeard205: Okay Potter001: o__o ... Weasley6: ... >__> PrettyElf99: ... PrettyElf99: im pretty o_o Weasley6: AAAAAHHHHHH Weasley6 has left the chat. Potter001: Um ... okay ... ? PrettyElf99: haha, i got rid of him >=D RingBearer33: You sure did. RingBearer33: Now I'm going to get rid of you. RingBearer33: YOU'RE AS UGLY AS ... RingBearer33: GANDALF PrettyElf99: *GASP* RingBearer33: In fact ... YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM PrettyElf99: NOOOOO RingBearer33: YESSSSS RingBearer33: PRECIOUSSSS Mr_Frodo_Rulez: =O MR. FRODO RingBearer33: Gollum is a bad influence ... PrettyElf99: I MAY LOOK LIKE GANDALF ... PrettyElf99: but UR as GAY AS GANDALF RingBearer33: O_____O Mr_Frodo_Rulez: =D Really? RingBearer33: NO PrettyElf99: HAHAHAHAHA PrettyElf99 has left the chat. RingBearer33: ARGH Potter001: ... Potter001: You're gay? RingBearer33: No, I'm not, he is *points to Mr_Frodo_Rulez* Potter001: Ooooohh ... well that's ... pretty freaky ... SexyBeard205: I must go tend to my sexy beard. SexyBeard205: In all its sexiness RingBearer33: r__r It's not SEXY SexyBeard205 has left the chat. Potter001: Well, um .... have fun ... Potter001 has left the chat. RingBearer33: NO RingBearer33: <___< Mr_Frodo_Rulez: =D RingBearer33: =__= Mr_Frodo_Rulez: I guess it's just you and me, Mr. Frodo! RingBearer33: Guess again. Mr_Frodo_Rulez: Awww, are you leaving? D= RingBearer33: Yes, I am. Mr_Frodo_Rulez: ... Mr_Frodo_Rulez: I wish we lived closer ... RingBearer33: Sam, you're sitting right next to me. Mr_Frodo_Rulez: Exactly! =D RingBearer33: >____< RingBearer33 has left the chat. Mr_Frodo_Rulez: ... Mr_Frodo_Rulez has left the chat. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hahahahha ... thanks, Kristen, for that awesome idea. It worked out really well. =D AND SEXY BEARD XDDDDD!!!! LMAO But, okay, for everyone reading this. I bet you're wondering why both Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter were in this one ... well, it's because that this is the second to last IM. ;__; The next IM is going to be the last one. So thanks everyone who followed these so closely and always left a comment for me to muse over =D I really enjoyed doing these, and I hope I'll have as much fun reading them over when I'm 50 XDDDD;;; But I've got a long way to go until then ^^;; (*counts on fingers* ... 37 years. Whee! =D Note:: In the next IM there will be 3 unexpected characters!! =D YAY!! so look forward to that XDDDD;;; (*hint* they have no relation to lord of the rings or harry potter ... XDDD)
13 Comments (Most recent 10). Show All
Dark_Alchemist
Jan 4, 2007 04:55 PM by: Dark_Alchemist chapter 9
I HEREBY RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT. THIS ONE IS THE BEST. =D
 
silverfox
Mar 31, 2006 09:55 PM by: silverfox chapter 9
Weasley6: shut UP
BeachBlondeDM: nu =3


Neehee, who knew Draco was so kyewt? XD
 
TheLittleGothofDisney
Oct 10, 2005 03:36 AM by: TheLittleGothofDisney chapter 9
LMAO, I FELL OUTTA MY CHAIR!!! *Faves a million times
 
BlackRose_Archer
Aug 27, 2005 10:27 AM by: BlackRose_Archer chapter 9
Hm....I must post my guess to who will be the random characters in the next chapter....I make my guess as someone from I show I like! ^.^ I'm so specific
 
Lanathae
Jun 29, 2005 09:40 AM by: Lanathae chapter 9
man that's so funny!
 
BluePaint
Jun 13, 2005 06:03 PM by: BluePaint chapter 9
*raises hand* What can't I vote for the pretty Legolas.
 
pink_lettuce_leaf
Jun 12, 2005 09:38 AM by: pink_lettuce_leaf chapter 9
whoa!! his is the most amusing thing that i have ever read!!!!!! XDDD
 
BloodRoses1619
Feb 14, 2005 11:50 AM by: BloodRoses1619 chapter 9
^^;;;; im going to miss them too
 
ObsessiveBookworm
Feb 14, 2005 03:19 AM by: ObsessiveBookworm chapter 9
!!!!!!!!!!! That was so great!!!! I am sooo sorry I haven't been here before, I have also been ridiculously overworked but alas, with school-work.
I sincerely think Hermione is my kindred spirit. I love her in this chat.
Must go read next and *sob* final chapter...
 
BloodRoses1619
Jan 22, 2005 06:49 PM by: BloodRoses1619 chapter 9
plus my other serious fanfiction. DAMNIT IM BEING OVERWORKED AGAIN. AND I THOUGHT STOPPING REQUESTS WOULD DESTROY THAT PROBLEM ;____;
 
BloodRoses1619
Jan 22, 2005 06:48 PM by: BloodRoses1619 chapter 9
and anyway i already have a fma soap opera that i have to finish after i finish this. its just too much.
 
BloodRoses1619
Jan 22, 2005 06:47 PM by: BloodRoses1619 chapter 9
*shudder* NOT harry potter ... please ... ive had enough of that phase XDDD;;; i got killed by all my friends for that. i dont think im doing anymore IMs though. its tough ^^;;; and im lazy
 
Tifa_Fan2004
Jan 22, 2005 06:24 PM by: Tifa_Fan2004 chapter 9
haha, lol i love ur im chat stories. you should do one with FMA people and Harry Potter people, lol
 

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