Welcome to the Chatroom of Craziness. FieryHottieGuy has entered the room. FieryHottieGuy: Hey is anyone in here? *Tumbleweed rolls by.* IamNotAPipsquak has entered the room. CuteMechanicGirlie has entered the room. CuteMechanicGirlie: Hey, who are you? IamNotAPipsquak: I'm Edward, who are you? FieryHottieGuy: What is a squak? CuteMechanicGirlie: Your name is What Is A Squak? FieryHottieGuy:No, Edward's screen name! IamNotAPipsquak: Oh shut up! FieryHottieGuy: Oh shut up! IamNotAPipsquak: Stop it! FieryHottieGuy: Stop it! KnightInShiningArmor has entered the room. KnightInShiningArmor: Hello. IamNotAPipsquak: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!!!! FieryHottieGuy: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!!!! KnightInShiningArmor: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *sob* CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O IamNotAPipsquak: O_O FieryHottieGuy: O_O PrincessAlicia has entered the room. PrincessAlicia: O_O 2Hot2Handle has entered the room. HottyBlondyGal has entered the room. 2Hot2Handle: Chatroom typing has been a skill in the Armstrong family for generations!!!!!! HottyBlondyGal: -_-, Are you in here Brigadeer General Sir? FieryHottieGuy: Hawkeye!? IamNotAPipsquak: O_o, They both have delusions of being hot. KnightInShiningArmor: O_O PrincessAlicia: O_O 2Hot2Handle: O_O CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O FieryHottieGuy: Why you little!!!!!!!!! HottyBlondyGal: *cracks knuckles* Oh Edward! *sweet smile* IamNotAPipsquak: O_O AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FieryHottieGuy: *blasts Edward with super fiery hot skills and gorgeous body* IamNotAPipsquak: You can't hurt me through a computer you ugly old loser. FieryHottieGuy: *eye twitches* *hyperventilates* HottyBlondyGal: Hey, your not Roy Mustang! FieryHottieGuy: Excuse me? HottyBlondyGal: I'm Roy Mustang you imposter! PrincessAlicia: Roy is a hot blonde? Does that mean since he said that he's homosexual? KnightInShiningArmor: What's a homosexual? PrincessAlicia: O_O FieryHottieGuy:O_O IamNotAPipSquak:O_O 2Hot2Handle: O_O CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O HottyBlondyGal: O_O I'AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!! PrincessAlicia: *snickers* HottyBlondyGal: Sorry, that was Roy, he is here with me. IamNotAPipsquak: You to are together?! HottyBlondyGal: Yes, I just said that. IamNotAPipsquak: Well, since Roy is homosexual, I guess that means Roy is a girl, or Hawkeye is a boy. HottyBlondyGal: YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!!!! 2Hot2Handle: If Roy is there with you who is FieryHottieGuy? FieryHottieGuy: I'm Roy Mustang! HottyBlondyGal: No your not I'am! KnightInShiningArmor: WHAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!! *finds it in dictionary* A person attracted sexually to those of the same gender. Oh well see whats so wrong about.....OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! *squeals* FieryHottieGuy: Excuse me, there is nothing wrong with being gay. HottyBlondyGal: Did Alphonse Elric just squeal? 2Hot2Handle: *squeals* I can too, squealing has been a skill in the Armstrong family for generations. IamNotAPipSquak: You have problems. FieryHottieGuy: As if you don't you adorable little runt. IamNotAPipsquak: WHAD'YA MEAN PERSON SO TINY WHEN A FAT LADY SITS AROUND THE HOUSE THE TINY PERSON GET SQUASHED!! CuteMechanicGirlie: Yo mama jokes! YAY!!!!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Yo mama so ugly the ugly stick she was beaten with broke. 2Hot2Handle: Yo mama jokes have been a skill in the Armstrong family for generations, in fact, Yo mama is a respectable clean young woman with an honest job. IamAPipSquak: Why are we making fun of each other's mothers? PrincessAlicia: Yo mother is from your brother's other lover. FieryHottieGal: Awww I think the tin can is crying. KnightInShiningArmor: Leave me alone meanie!!!! TornadoFreak has entered the room. TornadoFreak: I'm missing my tin can! FieryHottieGal: Your tin can, like a tin can like....... PrincessAlicia: HELLO THERE ARE CHILDREN READING THIS!!!!!!!! *All stare out the computer screen at people reading* CuteMechanicGirlie: What's a computer? All: O_o Dono. TornadoFreak: La la la la, we're off to see the wizard the wonderful Wizard of OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! All: *pull out bazooka's and fire* TornadoFreak has left the room. ChatManager: Hello, TornadoFreak's connection has been lost, if you wish to contact her, stab yourself suckers because she deader than a girl who just took advantage of her boyfriend. ChatManager leaves without having ever come. PrincessAlicia: O_O FieryHottieGuy:O_O IamNotAPipSquak:O_O 2Hot2Handle: O_O CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O KnightInShiningArmor: O_O HottyBlondyGal: O_O PrincessAlicia: Well, on the subject of crude and horrible judgemental jokes, who hates preppies and blondes? 2Hot2Handle: What is a preppy? CuteMechanicGirlie: What's wrong with blondes? FieryHottieGal: Other than their faces you mean. PrincessAlicia: Blondes are dumb. CuteMechanicGirlie: Blondes aren't dumb! *starts choking* KnightInShiningArmor: What's wrong Winry? CuteMechanicGirlie: *slow breath* Phew, I totally like forgot how to breathe. (A note to all people, please take no offense to this, I don't mean any offense to any gender, race, sexuality, or genre of person, thank you!) IamNotAPipSquak: I have it! PrincessAlicia: Have what? FieryHottieGuy: He never had it. IamNotAPipSquak: FieryHottieGuy is Envy! PrincessAlicia: Oh gee, nice job, you blew our cover, now he knows your Envy and I'm Greed. PrincessAlicia: O_O FieryHottieGuy:O_O IamNotAPipSquak:O_O 2Hot2Handle: O_O CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O KnightInShiningArmor: O_O HottyBlondyGal: O_O CuteMechanicGirlie: You are supposed to be dead! Princess Alicia, I thought you were Maes Hughs. FieryHottieGuy: Nah, just thinks he's hot, wait a second, Hughs is dead you stupid little weirdo, and so are we, we are in HFIL! (For those of you that don't know it's a world from DragonBall Z that refers basically to Hell, it stands for Home For Infinite Losers.) CuteMechanicGirlie: I'am not fat! HottyBlondyGal: O_o Righto then, we'll MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I shall leave for now but I shall be back to claim this world! Muwahaha I do brides, just so you know for when I take over the world. 2Hot2Handle: You do brides? HottyBlondyGal: No, why would I? IamNotAPipSquak: Hah, Envy is hey wait, is envy a boy or girl? PrincessAlicia: O_O FieryHottieGuy:O_O IamNotAPipSquak:O_O 2Hot2Handle: O_O CuteMechanicGirlie: O_O KnightInShiningArmor: O_O HottyBlondyGal: O_O FieryHottieGuy: Oh I see it said brides, what I meant was bribes. IamNotAPipSquak: Oh, we know what you meant. *snickers* FieryHottieGuy: Grrrr, Greed, let's go! FieryHottieGuy has left the chatroom PrincessAlicia has left the chatroom. HottyBlondyGal: We have to go, we have important business. IamNotAPipsquak: We know what kind of business you have. HottyBlondyGal: *annoyance marks* HottyBlondyGal has left the room. 2Hot2Handle: I must go to farewell. 2Hot2Handle has left the room. CuteMechanicGirlie: Hey I wanna be popular! CuteMechanicGirlie has left the room. IamNotAPipsquak: Hey, why are Hawkeye and Mustang here? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IamNotAPipsquak has left the room. KnightInShiningArmor: *sob* Everyone left me. Brother!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! KnightInShiningArmor has left the room. StalkerPsycho has entered the room. StalkerPsycho: *clears throat* StalkerPsycho: THIS FAN FIC IS DONE GO AWAY SHOOOOOOO SHOOOOOOOO GO AWAY LITTLE FLY PEOPLES GO AWAY!!!!!!! StalkerPsycho gets bazooka shot. StalkerPsycho has left the room. FanFic Writer: *Hears knock at door.* * All fanfic people are outside* *gets tackled and mauled and attacked* FanFicWriter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Rabid Midgets are attacking me!!!!!!!! Edward: MIDGET!? FanFic Writer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O -_- ^_^ Watch Kirby Dance. <(^^)> (>^^>) (<^^<) <(^^<) <(^^>) (<^^)> (>^^)> ^(^^)^ <(^^)>