Things to do when you're bored at the doctor's office Attack small children in the waiting room When somebody walks into the waiting room yell “I know you!” even if you don't. Talk in a foreign accent and refer to yourself as `Blobsy' Pretend to stick random objects in your nose, mouth, or ears. Pretend to pick your nose whenever somebody enters the room Mumble instead of talking If your doctor prescribes you any medication scream “Not MORE medication!!” At a random time grab your head and yell “GET IT OFF!!” Start sniffing the air and say, “is something burning?” If the doctor says your getting a shot mumble something about your “plans for revenge” Babble Knock everything over and walk into walls Start humming a song, then get louder and louder until your screaming it at the top of your lungs Pretend to fall asleep Run into the bathroom every time the doctor enters the room Relate everything to Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Beatles, or any other obsession you may have. Sneeze and cough an the doctor if they tell you your sick Make up words and use them in conversation Ask anyone you see what there favorite color is If the doctor asks you question say “I wont tell you anything not EVER!!!”