Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts at all. Point Blank. I wish I owned Sephy though... *sighs*

Kingdom Hearts: Cast Tryout #1

Director: Okay. Scene one, Sephiroth and Kairi. Ready, Action! Okay Kairi, You're Sora and Sephiroth you're Kairi. Kairi do the beginning sequence.

Kairi: I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE A GUY!?

Director: Cut! *sigh* Okay, okay. You're on the island now. You wake up and see Sephiroth. Action!

Kairi: So what? I just sit here or am I standing? Playing pool?

Director: *sighs and replies sarcastically* Being an idiot while lying down...

Kairi: Okay! *Begins doing aerobics* One, and two, and three, and four!

Director: Shut up and lay down!

Kairi: Fine, fine. *lays down*

Director: Now when you see Sephiroth, or Kairi, you yell and sit back up.

Kairi: 'kay. *looks around for a bit* Seph?

Sephiroth: *pant, pant* Curse the monkeys!

Director: *just stares* Okay Kairi, do what I told you.

Kairi: CRAP! * sits up and bonks heads with Sephiroth*

Director: No I meant yell, "Auugghh!", or something like that.

Kairi: Oh. *picks her nose*

Monkey: I shall kill you!

Sephiroth: Curse the monkeys! *takes off running with Kairi*

Monkey: I shall kill you!

Kairi and Sephiroth: * run off cliff and start screaming*

Director: We'll call you!!