That is so... weird... Okay, I call myself Keira, but it's a pseudonym, because I've never truly been fond of my first name. Can you guess what it is? Why, yes, it's Kelsey! Hehe, I too love Arty and his cute little head, but... I think our similarities end there(at least, looks-wise). I have dirty blonde curly hair, blueish-greenish-yellowish eyes, and super fair skin. I'm so fair that even the lightest shade of foundation(like, yunno, in makeup) makes my skin look slightly orange because it's too dark.
Pardon my incessant babbling, I shall now proceed to shut the feck up(note oh-so-clever use of the covering of profanity).
I've got it! As another option to your caption-thingy:
Kelsey: So, Arty, what're we naming the children?
Arty: O.O Shouldn't we at least have dinner or something first?!
Nya, mebbe it's not so great, but WHO THE FREAK CARES!!!! NYA!!!!! SUUU!!!!!!
I'm hyper off of Red Bull and Cherry Coke right now, don't blame me if I come off as a psycho-wacky-freakshow right now.