You notice that Vatti is the only GOOD looking villian in the legend of Zelda, or nintendo for that matter, unless someone can come up with a sexier one....-_-
Rioki : *faves* i soooo lurves him. god, i have such a weakness for hot sexy men like that dark sorcerer Vaati. Here is how I wish the scene would go :
Vaati and Rioki start making out then get married, then go to live in my hole.
Here is a scene how it might go :
Rioki : Really flamin'! *touches his arm* eeeeeekkk the hottness it burns!
Vaati and everyone else : 0_o
Rioki : Uheheh, move along nothing to see here. Except you! *grabs Vaati and pulls him into a closet* mrraworr.... *kisses 'all' over*
Vaati : *grins weakly* eheheh....thanks?
Rioki : awww, it was nothing honey darling! *runs into hole*
Vaati : ookkaayy...why is this always happening to me? really?
Actually, it would probably go more like this :
Rioki : OOOH VAATI THE HOTTIE I LOOOOOVE YOU SOO MUCH I WANT TO KISS YOU!
Vaati : Get away the hell away from me you desperate dog. I will curse you if you don't. Just like i cursed Ezlo or Zelda.
Rioki : *starts sobbing* WAAAHH! *runs away crying to escape from other rabid Vaati-the-hottie fangirls and jumps into hole*
I put it on my faves