"Sakura, don't hate me for what I'm about to say..."<br />
"Oh, Sensei, I could never hate you, I only hate the world that says our love is wrong."<br />
"Sakura, you can't afford to hate the world, you don't have a large enough fanbase for it. You're a whiny, immature, moderately attractive, violent-tempered, kunoichi with nothing extraordinary to your credit. Sure, you revived that fish that one time and you can bust up a lot of rocks but you can't compete on a level with Naruto and Sasuke. There's really no chemistry between us in the canon and the only reason we're such a popular couple is because the fangirls are living vicariously through you to get at my hot man meat."<br />
"You know, if I wanted brutal honesty, I would have just kept chasing after Sasuke." |