March 20, 2006 -
Living_Dead_Girl
Krayne: You stinkin' animal ppl think you are sooooo cool bc you are part animal well. I "accidently" got myself fused with a racoon so WHAT NOW! I'm a racoon and there is nothing you can do about it! I also changed my outfit. That military uniform is cool, but it's a pain in the @$$.
Me: How do you do that!?
Krayne: Do what?
Me: You are holding yourself..... and what is with your hand?
Krayne: I dunno how I did that, but I am a racoon now, so I have racoon hands. They don't have any thumbs.
Me: Then how are you holding yourself?
Krayne: You don't need thumbs to hold things, shithead! You just need aposable fingers. (Now I sound all smart XD)
Me: What's with the shirt? I would kill myself if I had to wear something like that.
Krayne: *gets a knife* Let me help you.