me: randy stop makin out with the computer. god i know u like lilith but good god
randy: im sorry i cant help it shes just so pretty
me: oh my flippin (flippin was edited due to children seeing this comment) god
randy: my lilith!!!!!!!!!!! tj im taking ur computer with me every where now
me: u can't take it it's plugged in. if u unplug it you won't see the piccy anymore
randy: fine move over
*i struggle him out of my computer chair but i lose the battle*
*randy sits in my chair drooling at the piccy*
me: *sigh*
nice work bro