Oh no, this is terrible! I never knew such a thing was happening! *sniffles and reaches into wallet, pulling out a $100 note*
It's a good thing that I always wear stockings if I ever wear a short skirt!
1. I don't wear miniskirts. If I wear skirts at all, they are always below the knees. (exactly for this reason)
2.The guy shouldn't even look at a girl's butt in the first place. It's rude.
3. . . .DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THE AMOUNT OF FANGIRLS THAT YOU KILL WITH YOUR NUDE PICTURES OF HOT BISHIES?!
4. *faves* Your point is true though...