Emochu. xDDD

All righty everyone. xDD
This is Emochu, the emo Pikachu.
 
Name: Emochu.
Type: Emo.
Height: 2'1"
Weight: 20 lb.
Evolved from: Any Pokemon. [see below.]
 
To obtain an Emochu, you must only do a few things. One, the Pokemon of choice must have low health, low self esteem, and it can't like the trainer.
Next, the last attack on the Pokemon must be Cut, Slash, or anything pertaining to that sort.
You cannot stop this evolution, even by pressing the B button.
If you attempt to, a bubble will appear on the screen that says, "Stop pressing B, asshole."
 
xD
Next in the series: Emovhu's cohort, Razoreon. :D
 
Emochu (c) to me. :3