My Daughter Was Born Today

This is for robinstar's comic contest!^^

And anyways...the little numbers go as follows:
1. Okay, Tom, correct the next sentence for us.
1.i were you even listening?!
2. "My daughter was born today...?"
2.i Ah...what?
Hahahahaha!
3. What's so funny?
4. So, who's your wife?
5. Weirdos...

this actually happened...and i just can't depict it properly...>.<