==Das Holloween Kaat==

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The kitties in the street<br/>Care to give it chopped meat?<br/>The kitties on your mat<br/>What a lovely looking cat<br/>The kitties on your terrace<br/>I want to see a smile on your face<br/>The kitties in your house<br/>May startle your spouse<br/>The kitties up the stairs<br/>I gave you a million scares<br/>The kitties in your room<br/>You’re asleep, I assume<br/>The kitties on your bed<br/>
Hope you wake up with your head.<br/>
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OH DEAR GOD NO BEELZEBUBBA HAS CURSED ME AGAIN!!!!!<br/>
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Look at it the grotesque thing, the Festering Feline, the Putrid Pussy that is HOLLOWEEN KAAT! Didn’t I have another rotten animal pic up here before?<br/>
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Oh yeah...<br/>
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“Dogma Got Fanged”<br/>
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Dogma Got frackED!<br/>
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-Description SkIt-<br/><br/>
Hikage: What in COCK’S name is that!? <:o<br/>Me: Your new cat.<br/>Hikage: I like cats.<br/>Me: Then here’s one for FREE! (gives him the cat-thing from the picture)<br/>Hikage: oh! (he mewls) (hugz) I wanna make luv to him =^_^= X3<br/>Me: He looks like he’d make a good friend for the Cheshire Cat no? <:3<br/>Hikage: He’s my friend, he’s MY precious...<br/>Me: HAPPAY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!! TIS THE SEASON FOR ME TO GIVE AWAY HALF-DEAD ZOMBIE KITTY-KAATS!!<br/>Hikage: Why’s he foaming?<br/>Me: Maybe he has rabies?<br/>Hikage: .................you gave him rabies didn’t you? >:} <br/>Me: Okay , anyway on with the Media crap, this was made in MsPaint blah blah bleh....one half-hours work yadda, yadda, spit raw blah blah blah you culd say you saw....(Mike Shinoda, so prettyful! XD)<br/>Me: Oh! My fiendish ‘hell-spawn’ wrote that poem! =^o^=<br/>Hikage: My dad was beating me at the time...<br/>Me: That probably explains why it SUCKS SO MUCH eh? <:}<br/>Hikage: Hey cut me some frikkin’ slack! A lot of pain and hatred went into that poem! }:{<br/>Me: Aw, somebody’s dad doesn’t love them too good,(whisper: dog) Must be why you’re incapable of feeling love huh?<br/>Hikage: I love my neko. o^_^o<br/>Me: Yeah, that’s the only Japanese word you must know, and the fact that you ARE Japanese makes it even more s-a-a-a-a-ad.<br/>Hikage: I remember this one time, I went to this foreign mall, and I think this guy asked me if I “wanted fries with that” or something like that. I tried to say something and the next thing I knew I was almost beaten to death by these dwarfed little hobbits with slanted eyes and flat butts!<br/>Me: Those were the Japanese hon.<br/>Hikage: Was that what they were?<br/>Me: He’s Japanese and he can’t even recognize his own kind!<br/>Hikage: Well, thanks for making me look even STUPIDER than I already am babe! (hissing)THANKS!! Oh and by the way, why bother ‘celebrate’ Halloween when it’s only 28 days from now you stupid dog!?<br/>Me:(calmly) Because....you ungrateful lil’ frat-boy, Halloween is 6 days away from my birthday!! I’d be turning SEVENTEEN dis year!!<br/>Hikage:(stroking his pussy, and giving me a smart @$$ look)........So?<br/>Me: You like Halloween cause it’s the ‘day of the devil’.<br/>Hikage: SATAN ALL THE WAY BABY!!!! (Devil Horns)<br/>Me: Devil worshipping whore... Hey Hikage, tell the folks goodbye!<br/>Hikage: ...... >:|<br/>Me: In Japanese? Please? > :)<br/>Hikage: Otearai ga ugoki masen!!!<br/>Me: I guess the lil’ Gaijin finally said it right this time. <:)</font>