Beware the Eviction Horse

I am a dog, a dog that's incredibly brilliant-

I can talk, read, and write...


And surf the net throughout the day and dawn of the night!!

"Corneil! You can talk!"

"I'm much more Bernie, but keep it to yahself"


If you let the cat out of the bag you'll be a celebrity!!

If you wanna lead a dog's life, the secret's gotta stay with you an' me!


Watch my chops!
SHUSH!!
It's no joke the dog just spoke he said-
WATCH MY CHOPS!
they must never hear a word-


A talkin' DAAAAWWWGG!!!




how absurd!