Wait A Sec You Can't Get Drunk On Root Beer

Wait A Sec You Can't Get Drunk On Root Beer


Gallaxhar was bored so bored he decided to go to the Monsters dance.

That they invited him to when they found out he had survived the explosion.

They had invited him as a way to see if he might accept earth as a new home and let bygones be bygones.

they even let him stay with them he had his own separate space.
he missed his ship a bit but oh well he tried and failed.

Was there no way to repopulate without cloning?

Duh why hadn't he thought of this before he could get laid if only he could get a girl to carry at least one offspring of his or more later on.

Heck maybe he could even fall in love.

Heh right him in love like that could ever happen.

He just needed to get laid.

And if a girl gets with child cuse of him that would be it.

then he could collect his offspring or offsprings' later on.



Then it happened he saw Susan in a black dress and he blushed.

He never even saw Susan naked before.

He had the computer change her outfit back then with the press of a button.

And here she was in a semi low cut dress.

Then he daydreamed about him and Susan at the dance and they were dancing and just about to kiss and her voice brought him back to reality.

She said "Hey Gallaxhar it's time for the dance"

He turned his back toward her so she could not see him blushing.

Dang he thought she was so beautiful

How could he not have noticed before when she was so big?

Was he so power bent back then that he could not even notice someone of her size?

And she was even normal sized since she learned how to control her powers


And Suddenly it occurred to him maybe he could get laid with her.

But it was more then just wanting that he wanted her.

He felt more then wanting to get laid he was falling for her and it scared him a bit .

"Come On Lets go it's time for the dance."

"ER" he said "i don't have a date."

She said "I'll be your date but let's go now okay."

Susan his date that was part of his daydream maybe if he got lucky he could get a kiss and maybe more.

he was glad he was wearing pants and boxers.

Cuse if he hadn't she would have seen a little something extra, he was getting a bit aroused.

Later At the dance he excused himself from her company to get a drink.

He thought Dang I don't think I can be around her without loosing control
I want her so badly that i can't stand it anymore.
Now how do I get her in the sack?

Hmm maybe I can trick her into to thinking i'm drunk so she can lead me to bed to sober me up or something.

But who get's drunk on root beer.

Hmm i am an alien maybe earthly root beer could make an alien drunk or i can make it look that way.



He was drinking root beer and she walked up to him.

He put his arm around her and said "hic"

She said "you're drunk?"

He said "A bit "Hey baby how about a kiss?

She blushed and said "er okay but come on let's get you to bed first."

He thought Heh Yes it's working I'm so getting laid.

she was about to leave with him then she thought wait a sec who get's drunk on root beer
I mean he's an alien but come on root beer
I smell a trick here an i can be a bit tricky myself.

And if he wants a kiss I'll give it to him.

She said "Gallaxhar before we leave how about I give you that kiss."

Really she wanted to punch him in the kisser for even trying to take advantage of her.

He blushed a bit and stuttered "s-u-r-e."

But he thought was she really gonna kiss him even with what he had planed for her.

He felt a bit like a heal and thought she deserved better then him.

He realized she deserved more then just a one night stand in his hopes of an offspring.

And he knew he was falling in love with her

but he realized she most likely would never love him.

But at least he could get one kiss if nothing else before she beat him up afterwords.

She blinked and thought what was up with his blushing?

Wasn't he trying to just get her in the sack or did he like her as well.

She kissed him to see how he would react.

He blushed again and she blushed a bit too.

She realized she was beginning to fall for him as well.

He said after the kiss "Susan I'm not drunk and I'm sorry for trying to trick you like that.
I had previously thought i could get you in the sack in hopes of offspring resulting from it later on. and I would leave with the offspring afterwords.

But i could kick myself for even thinking that.

And I now realize i have fallen for you
But i know you deserve better then that better then me."

She said "It's okay Gallaxhar you are a lone alien on this planet but you are not alone.

and I would not mind having offspring with you someday cuse i have fallen for you as well

But it takes two to tango so why don't we dance now
and afterwards we go can back to my space."

He said "Okay let's dance now and romance later."

She kissed his cheek this time and he blushed a bit

And they danced for a bit
then later on excused themselves from the dance for some dancing in the sheets.

Heh random pic and random story

i was bored and i love odd pairings^^

i used colored pencils and edited it in HP Image

in the pic kind of hard to read sorry

it says

hic

you're drunk

a bit hey baby how about a kiss

come on let's get you to bed

heh yes it's working

I'm so getting laid