Babysitting Blues

Children will do this!<br />
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Cub: Can I ask you something<br />
Halo: NO<br />
Cub:In that case, why is the sky blue, Where do babies come from, if I go to the sun while the moon is out, will I still get burned, why does E=MC squared, Is the moon made of cheese and if so, why don't it go bad....<br />
Halo: (thinking) Maybe I could kill it. No, the awkward silence that would follow would be too conspicuous.<br />
Cub: Damn I'm hungry, and thirsty too. Are you hungry Halo cuz I sure am and another thing, What kind of name is Halo for a guy. If my name was Halo, I'd blind myself and pretend I didn't know me, but would my friends still know me? Speaking of friends, if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?And how come the "slow children playing" signs have a kid running? If the kid is slow, shouldn't he be walking...<br />
Halo:(thinking) Why, what did I do to deserve this?!<br />
Cub:And by the way, blah blah blah<br />
Halo: *sigh*