Intro-ing: Shusie Pine Banapple (a late contest entry)

Figures I wait 'til the last minute to enter a contest that's most likely over. I'm still postin' this. I made this last year, but I'm lazy and distractable. It was for Dreamer's contest to find Jack a date and I have NO CLUE if it's still going on, but whatever. So, here's the stupidest character I've ever created: Shusie Pine Banapple. Tried to make her chibi-ish, but I make 'em too tall... -___-

What she's saying:

"Hi! I'm Shusie Pine Banapple and I'm sweet 16! I think you should pick me to be your date. I can shoot lasers from my eyes, so you can say good-bye to those dorks that torment you (also good as headlights)... I can run REALLY REALLY fast so if someone tries to run off with your stuff, I'll be able to catch 'em, even in high heels... I have super-strength so when I catch that person, I'll beat 'em up... I can jump REALLY REALLY high so high up objects are within reach with me... I can hold my breath REALLY REALLY long (dropped something in the water? NO PROBLEM!!)... I can grab people with my hair (HOW THE HELL'S THAT USEFUL?!)... and I can make fruit and shoes come to life and attack people! Now you have that evil army you've always wanted! Overall, chose me and I'll help you and love you forever! ...Unless you make me mad. Then you make my "list."

Ugh, god...