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The REAL Reason Voldie's return

The REAL Reason Voldie's return

The REAL Reason Voldie's return by Immortal_Death
The REAL Reason Voldie's return by Immortal_Death


this comes about after drinking 3 cans of soda and being up at 3 in the if you can't read ot it says

Welcome to Hell!
pop 1963435634(more random #)
Serving Lawyers and evil people since (really long random #)

Devil: Hello Mr. Riddle and welcome to hell I was just wondering what brought you here? I.E stopped you in your tracks? Was it something more evil?

Voldie: well...umm...about that...yeah...How do i say this...i guess i should come out and say out huh? *really small letters* igotmyasskickedbababy

Devil: what was that? i don't think i heard that right Did you just say that you got your @$$ handed to you by a baby?


Devil: ODO

Devil: HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMFG you're joking...your not hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*deep breath* hahahahahahahaha I'm sorry you can't enter hell until you kill that baby*giggles*


This is the REAL reason that Voldie came back.....He wasn't allowed in hell....*giggles*.....*coughs*...yeah any ways
Caryn Peters with

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KovarRacer on January 19, 2007, 11:15:29 AM

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KovarRacerLMAO (Laughs till faints)

aussie_babe on December 27, 2005, 5:59:03 AM

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aussie_babeoh that's funny, that's halarius

Monkey-Ninja on December 22, 2005, 12:34:15 AM

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Monkey-NinjaHA! That was funny! He got his @$$ handed to him by a baby! FAVES!

sesshylover on December 22, 2005, 12:30:47 AM

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sesshyloverhahahaha kazuma kitten is right thats something we would make up! hahahahaha thats great! i love it! rock on! *favs*

kazuma_kitten on December 17, 2005, 2:58:04 PM

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kazuma_kittenHECK YEAH! sounds like something me and sseylover would make up.....kick but! favs!

usagi_moon on November 10, 2005, 5:15:28 AM

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usagi_moonha ha that is so funny i nearly wet myself

Vampaneze_Killer on October 29, 2005, 11:35:48 AM

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Vampaneze_Killerthat is so funny. OMFG. Ur really good!

AvatarKyoshi on August 16, 2005, 11:50:56 AM

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AvatarKyoshi(Laughs Hysterically) You- (Laughs) Have- (Chokes) a (Giggles) point! He DID have his arse handed to him by a one-year-old! (Continues to laugh hysterically)

IrasIshtar on July 18, 2005, 8:05:46 PM

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IrasIshtar(roflmao) That's good, even the devil thought it was pathetic that he couldn't beat an infant... poor voldie... (huggles amazingly adorable voldy)