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Jock Eiger

Jock Eiger

Jock Eiger by KikothePirate
Jock Eiger by KikothePirate


By Dr. Steel

Woke up this morning a million years ago.
My head is spinning don’t know where to go.
Slipped and slided into a dimensional door
Now all I hear is them dinosaur roars.
The trees are plastic and the sky’s a mess
I’m feeling spastic and I can’t repress it

Slow-motion lizard-zombies hiss and creep.
So I better move my feet.
Yeah, I better move my feet.

I got tossed into the Land of the Lost
In the Land of the Lost I’m tossed
And I gotta get back, gotta get back
But I got tossed into the Land of the Lost
In the Land of the Lost I’m tossed
And I gotta get back gotta get back gotta get

To the Lost City, it’s so itty-bitty
And the bubbling brew of strangeness
Rearranges while sustaining this
Suspended animation I’m in a state
Of bad Claymation
It’s a Krofft produced
Drug induced
Styrofoam vacation

With a kick back Dopey giving me a ride
And a hairy little Clint Howard by my side
Hiding in the lizard’s Pylon to
Defeat their weak attack
So I’m cranking up my Marshal Sleeztacks
to the max
While I ROCK!

In the Land of the Lost
In the Land of the Lost I rock
And I’m never going back never going back
Cause now I rock in the Land of the Lost
In the Land of the Lost I rock
And I’m never going back,
never going back
never leave.

Now I’m controlling everything
With the Lite-Brite set I’m the lizard king.
Holly’s getting busy, Chaka’s always sauced.
No need to come and find me
In the Land of the Lost.


Most of you that used to go on dA might recognize this reaper. His name is Jock Eiger (hence the title). He is Peter's evil twin brother, younger by 10 seconds and taller by 5 inches (or more).

Name: Jock Eiger
Age: 13.5
Gender: Male
Species: Reaper/Human
Bloodtype: B+
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 120 lb.?
Siblings: Peter Eiger
Sire: Murdered
Dame: Murdered
Personality: Stubborn - Greedy - Homicidal - Impatient - Evil
Description: Known as "The dark one", Jock is Peter's evil twin that is seeking to kill his brother. He was known to be born 10 seconds after Peter, then murdering his parents. Then day by day, killing the rest of the members in the family tree. The last he has killed was Grace, whom used to be the wife of Leo. But since death parted them, Leo is now with Peter, protecting him with all his heart (Yes, this means Peter is gay ICL ONLY!). Jock is known to speak French sometimes.
Alies: Zeus, Xemnas, Keko
Master: Satan
Voice: Similiar to Jack Spicer's

Jock Eiger is (c) Me

General Info

General Info

Category Miscellaneous » Characters » Male » Teenagers (13-18)
Date Submitted
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Media Other digital art
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CrazyKomouri on January 6, 2007, 3:47:42 AM

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CrazyKomouriI THINK I remember Jock...O.o

KikothePirate on January 6, 2007, 8:46:08 AM

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KikothePirateO rly? O3o