Arthur

This brave 17 year old has a long story, and even though nobody cares to hear it, I'll tell it anyway. This is one of Aaron's ancestors from a couple hundred years before his time who saved the entire human race from becoming extinct. He was one of the only seven boys who survived The Great Global Famine of 2297 and was courageous enough to go to outer space and find somebody who would marry him so that Arthur could leave Earth's population to continue growing. Arthur came across an un-named planet inhabited by elves. Arthur had spent a year there in hopes that the other six boys would be okay. But they weren't. After one year of being taken care of and fed, Arthur brought back one of the elves who wanted to go to Earth with him. When they had come back, the other six survivors of the famine had died. Arthur had married his best friend who was from the un-named planet and carried on Earth's population. Everyone who had lived on since then were a species of part human, and part elf which had later been scientifcally named Elfa-Sapiens.

COOL! I just told the stupidest, cheesiest story in the world!