Tub Suprise

Before you read on, let me just say I am a HUGE SB/SW shipper, so if you don't want to ruin your fantasies of innocent ol Spongebob, stop reading now. You can percieve this image however niavely you want. Go ahead, no one will blame you.

For the rest of you out there, This was originally going to be entitled "Have you hugged a Squidward today?" And Spongebob would just think to himself and go "You know what? I HAVEN'T!! SQUIDWAAAARD!" And immediately run through Squidward's house trying to find him, and upon locating him taking a bath, immediately dove in to give his favorite curmudgeon a big ol' soapy snuggle.
BUUUUT I just decided on Tub Suprise

A little bit of humanoid Squiddy and Spongebob, because yes, my slashy insanity spawns many places it should never go. Seriously, has anyone other than me noticed the moments between them, or just HOW often SB ends up in Squid's tub while the other is in there?
ANYWAY, there was also a wee little poem I wrote not specifically for this image, but on SB/SW stuff in general-

Changed

One of the ten commandments was
'Love thy Neighbor.'
but how can I follow such an order,
when my neighbors I abhor?

The on on my right lives under a rock
he's boorish, lazy, and can drool
I can't quite grasp how he's managed to survive
He is quite simply put, a fool.

The one on my left is the absolute worst
he's yellow and unbearably square,
Naive, aloof and irritatingly cheerful,
he confesses to layering his underwear.

There is something about him though.
Something I can't understand
about how he looks at me with those big blue eyes
or so easily takes my hand.

I'm finding it increasingly worrisome
how I panic whenever he's hurt
though I always hide it under a scowl,
and am always unfailingly curt.

But when his tears break the facade
I spurt and stutter and stall,
somehow I don't think he knows it yet,
But I guess I can love him after all.