Why team Ranma doesn't play sports

I just had this Idea, ranfomly, in the middle of the night.

Since my handwriting is a step away from illegible, i put numbers in place of text bubbles that I'll fill in with my own comedic style based on the characters.

Football:
[1]Ryoga: Don't you worry, Akane! I'll win this game for YOU!
[2]Ranma: Ryoga, you @$$-backwards bastard! That's OUR Endzone! RUN THE OTHER WAY!!
[3]Akane: I should've stayed home today...
[4]Mousse: But Shampoo! This is a dangerous, barbaric, high-contact sport! You NEED a helmet!
[5]Shampoo: Shampoo not want mess hair. Ranma finish so Shampoo no have to do anything, anyway.

Soccer:
[1]Shampoo: Akane! We fight now for Ranma! You not make this goal!
[2]Akane: LIKE I CARE ABOUT THAT! I'm gonna win this WITHOUT HIS HELP!!!!!
[3]Mousse: I can't let Shampoo lose! I will protect you, my darling Sampooooooooooo!
Ranma: (groans of horrible pain)

Basketball:
Ranma(prior): THIS GAME IS MI---
[1]Ryoga: NO WAY!!! ME AND AKANE ARE WINNING THIS GAME!!!
[2]Mousse: Ranma! Do you want us to lose? I can't save this game myself!
[3]Akane:...I'm not on Ryoga's team...and that's MY basket!!!(twitches of anger)
[4]Shampoo: Boys is too too much trouble with sports. Not worth even Ranma to try!
[5]Ukyo: I know what'cha mean. These guys are just way to competitive...

I know they played Basketball once before, but I also don't care at all. Based on how they all act (especially towards Ranma), they couldn't play a Sudden-Death game for their lives, just WAY too much conflict.
The Basketball match is Boys v. Girls...so I'm not sure where Ryoga got that idea.
Mousse is over-protective/burdening to Shampoo, so he does what he can to make sure she doesn't get hurt.

End results, btw---
Football game: No final result, ball was lost at first quarter.
Soccer: No final result, ball was obliterated.
Basketball: No final result, but boys technically won since the Girls walked out for lunch after beating the Boys sensless.

Yes, they are supposed to be Chibi's and Kuno/Kodachi aren't here cuz they're already in stuff/annoying as all hell (respevtively)

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that seems to be all