the match strikes...?

my oc-the match. she was an assistant to an assistant editor at people magazine and was one day assigned to cover a jonas bros outdoor concert. things soon went downhill(7 bucks for a diet coke?), she was extremely concerned about sunburn and bought some suntan lotion from a vendor...little did she know that the spf 420 she purchased was very experimental. she started feeling a bit dizzy and was singing a few blues traveller songs when a gaggle of teenage girls bumped her into a grill where a box of matches spilled on her head-interacting with the fumes from the chemicals they bonded to her head creating a match like(ok a match) coating on her head.

notes-she still wears the charred remains of a dress shirt and her panties(the only items that survived the terrific chemical mix)
further notes-she can light the match by striking her head on the ground...as illustrated in the action sequence.
furtherest notes-she still likes a couple of jonas bros songs