One Formal Night on a Cruise...

The story behind this dreadful pic:
On night, my sister and I were on a cruise, it was the second formal night and I had about ten minutes before I needed to get to the dining room. Last formal night, I wore baggy jeans and a fancy coat over a t-shirt, very fancy, I know.. Well, I decided to wow my mother and wear my tux. And I spent the remaining time dying my bangs electric blue, just to steam her broccoli, if you know what I mean. And if you don't know what I mean, I mean tick her off. I only got one bang done, but that just made it even more retarded, and I added my sunglasses, how cruel. Well, I got to the dining room and my mom was furious, mission accomplished, and she was going to make me go back to the room and wash it out if the doors hadn't just opened. Tee hee. So, we were in the dining room, I think I gave our assistant waitress a real shock. And what really made my day was on the way back to our room, a six year old pointed at me and said to his brother, "Hey, look, the secret service must be here!!" And ever since that, I've always dyed my bangs electric blue for any formal things; school dances, dinner parties, the like.
So if you'd like to say how scared of me you are, I'm flattered, go on ahead!