Number One Spilled Coke

Ok. There is a long a somewhat complicated story behind this image that is probably only truely funny to myself and ~arcfenrir but I promised him and myself that I'd draw this and upload it here, so I'll make an attempt to explain...

My favorite band, Simple Minds, wrote this very good song called Hypnotised. Now, they're a scottish band, and anytime you have singers with accents different from your own, it is sometimes hard to understand what they are saying. Usually I'm pretty good with scottish accents, but there was just one line in this song that for the life of me I could never figure out. I eventually did look it up and the lyrics go:
So tell me what you think
Do you think I'll sink Number one scapegoat?
I'm the missing link

But what I always heard them as was:
So tell me what you think
Do you think I'll sink? Number One spilled coke
On the missing link

And thus I have created the glorious image that pops into my mind every time I listen to that song.

Original lyrics (c) Simple Minds
Brilliantly terrible misunderstanding of them (c) me
Commander Riker and all things Star Trek (c) Gene Roddenberry
Missing link (c) evolution (or God, if that's more your thing)