The Planeterium Trap

Alex 6 will wake up, chained onto a bed of nails, but since he's on his back and balanced, all he'll feel is a slight sting. He can move his arms enough to grab the tape and play around with the controls on the telescope. To survive, he has to move the telescope around, using the keyboard, to find Jupiter in the sky and adjust the image to make it clean. And that's going to make a lot of noise. He has 2 minutes to do so, or else the telescope will lower and push him against the bed of nails.
If he succeeds, a 911 call that has already been recorded will be sent and the police will come to pick him up.

Tape: "Hello Alex 6. I want to play a game. You've been wasting valuable time of your life going websites of so called nerds and spamming, driving them crazy. Well it's your turn to carry the burden. Use this keyboard to find Jupiter in the sky, and make it a clear image. You may think I'm a deranged maniac, but you're the one who created me."

I think I made too much of a reference to my own life for many of these traps. No wonder I didn't care about doing an effort in the art.