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It's Nitroglycerin, not Vodka

It's Nitroglycerin, not Vodka

It's Nitroglycerin, not Vodka by TeeJay87
It's Nitroglycerin, not Vodka by TeeJay87


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Dolt was ordered by Admiral Popov to troll people on the Internet from a building, which was supposed to be vodka warehouse. That old thug from KGB naturally didn't tell the poor foolish red infantryman, that the assigned workplace is nitroglycerin depot disguised as booze container, until Dolty started to smoke cigarettes while being cyber-bully on Kremlin's command. The only message Dolt heard sound from his handie-talkie:
- Stop smoking, you &^%(*!@ ! We've been storing here nitroglycerin for bombs since 1939 !! For the glory of Putin my Lord, go back to work, you Dolt !!!"

Least we have a proof, that smoking is bad for your health.

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Category Miscellaneous » Characters » Male » Adults (30+)
Date Submitted
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Comments 15
Media Digital drawing or painting
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Saltwater on August 17, 2015, 11:12:51 AM

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SaltwaterBTW,    Does he say:

Well, wait!
Wait for it!
or something else?

TeeJay87 on August 17, 2015, 12:24:46 PM

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TeeJay87If you mean the emblem on his cap, it can be literally translated as "Well, just you wait !" in Russian; also it's a title of the most known Soviet/Russian cartoon,_pogodi!

Saltwater on August 18, 2015, 12:33:07 PM

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SaltwaterI did not know that  Russian reference.

I understand better now.
It makes sense in a very funny way!  ;-)
well done!

TeeJay87 on August 19, 2015, 10:19:54 AM

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TeeJay87Glad you like it. :)

Saltwater on August 17, 2015, 8:29:02 AM

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"smoking kills"!
Dolty should have listened to his Babooshka!

TeeJay87 on August 17, 2015, 10:45:54 AM

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TeeJay87Just like in song by Stanisław Moniuszko about dying Cossack - I've noticed they have Polish lyrics, but someone was unwilling to translate them:

"There above sycamore grows,
Sycamore green.
Cossack is dying abroad,
Young Cossack.

"I'm dying, I'm dying abroad,
Death is covering my eyes,
I'm begging you, my nice one,
Pass it over to mommy."

The mother has arrives, mother has arrived,
Mommy has arrived,
She turned pale cheeks
Against her sonny:

"As you see, my sonny,
My dear child!
You didn't hear father nor mother,
So is your life."

I beg you mother, I beg you mother,
Bury me down lovely,
Let all the bells ring,
Play for me orgel,

Let I'm not buried by
Graveyard dyaks*,
Only let the Ukrainian
Cossacks lay me down.

One could say Dolt is about to be in the same shoes, like the Cossack from Moniuszko's song. ;)

*Dyak - assistant of preacher in Orthodox Christianity.

Saltwater on August 17, 2015, 11:00:13 AM

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SaltwaterThanks for posting the lyrics.

The quintessence of the Slavic soul is here!

TeeJay87 on August 17, 2015, 12:40:52 PM

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TeeJay87You're welcome.

I'm aware the text looks clumsy - that's because I translated the lyrics directly into English.

Saltwater on August 18, 2015, 12:30:21 PM

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SaltwaterNo, It is all right.

We can perfectly feel the original atmosphere of this ballad.  :)

alitta2 on August 17, 2015, 3:25:33 PM

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alitta2I wonder why the warehouse hasn't blown up yet :D

Anyway I really like the "Nu pogodi!" reference on his cap :)

TeeJay87 on August 18, 2015, 12:34:32 AM

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TeeJay87Most probably because Dolt has just started to smoke, though it's quite possible people like him have more luck than mind. ;)

Falconlobo on August 17, 2015, 8:39:14 AM

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Falconlobo i never smoked

TeeJay87 on August 17, 2015, 10:33:18 AM

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TeeJay87Nor have I.

Saltwater on August 17, 2015, 11:05:00 AM

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SaltwaterI do not smoke, I do not drink
But I dip my pen in vitriol,
and I mock the commies!   ;-)

TeeJay87 on August 17, 2015, 12:44:03 PM

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TeeJay87Good idea, let's leave intoxications to them. ;)