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Buddy of the Working Class

Buddy of the Working Class

Buddy of the Working Class by TeeJay87
Buddy of the Working Class by TeeJay87


Stakhanovets Adin had its baptism of fire during Operation Nu-Suleiman-Pogodi, when Emperor of the Great Russia Putin decided to purify his czardom from Turkish tourists spending holidays in Novorossiysk. The only reason was that Turkish air force shot down in November 2015 one Russian Su-24 bomber, which crew was harassing Turkish air space.

Colonel Mussoliniev from 13th Moscovian Mechanized Infantry Regiment selected three "volunteers" to perform mission ordered by Kremlin - captain Vladimir Paskudnikov was to lead a squad composed of sergeant Dimitry Averellevych Dolt-on-Istov, junior sergeant Silly Vassily Imbetsylyev and Stakhanovets Adin and liberate Novorossiysk beach from enemy tourists, whose only fault was that they left money to local Russian tourist facilities. Our heroes of Great-Rus imperialism were to round up as many "Henchmen of Erdogan" as possible and wait for KGB to take over the captives.

The day appeared to be calm, when around 200 tourists from Ankara, Istanbul, Edirne and couple of other Turkish towns were resting on Novorossiysk beach. Suddenly, they heard shots from firearms and noticed, that they're attacked by group which appeared to be composed of 2 Russian Army soldiers, one LGBT activist from Moscow and one noisy robot, which looked like walking samovar. Frightened Turks gathered around the beverage stand, while wolf in Russian army officer uniform was threatening them with AK-74 rifle and yelling Russian slurs addressed to them. They couldn't escape, since human Russian soldier with mustache, LGBT activist and robot were also armed just like the Volkoarmyeyets and actively helped him in seizing those people.

At midday, KGB convoy arrived with Kraz trucks and took the tourists as hostages of Great-Rus empire. Paskudnikov, Dolt and Adin were awarded with Hero of Mother Russia medals by Putin himself. Only Vassily wasn't awarded, just because his beliefs are offending Kremlin's mainstream.

The Turkish captives were released and allowed to go back home after diplomatic NATO pressure performed upon Russia, when Emperor of the Great Russia finally realized, that Muslim countries don't pay ransom in alcohol.


Picture developed from , with added Silly Vassily (leaning to robot), Dolt-on-Istov (left in the foreground) and Paskudnikov (right in the foreground). Our heroes of Great-Rus imperialism have just been awarded for their outstanding performance against "Erdogan's Fifth Column" and are posing to photo, being taken by TASS journalist.

Story for my picture is based on last year incident

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Category Cartoons » Crossovers
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Saltwater on January 4, 2016, 12:48:13 PM

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SaltwaterFabulous picture.
Seems that Vassily has made a new friend! LOL

TeeJay87 on January 4, 2016, 1:24:14 PM

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TeeJay87Finally someone, who isn't harassing Vassily for his dress code and fashion preferences. ;)

Saltwater on January 4, 2016, 2:20:25 PM

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SaltwaterTransformers have nothing against transvestites or transexuals!  ;-)
or maybe he is a gay tin!  LOL

TeeJay87 on January 5, 2016, 12:01:36 AM

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TeeJay87Artificial intelligence doesn't distinguish moral values, customs or similar forms of behaviour not matching binary code. In other words, the only reason our walking pot still doesn't mind Vassily is limited perception abilities of its A/I. ;)

Speaking of which, I've read articles in newspapers, where some claim, that certain jobs and professions are likely to be replaced by computers, just like many factories were upgraded with fully-mechanized production lines. Sure, it's quite easy to imagine computer-controlled public transport, but computers instead of lawyers (esp. barristers and judges) don't convince me as reliable - adjusting law to specified issues does require experience and intuition machines are lacking.

alitta2 on January 4, 2016, 2:17:44 AM

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alitta2Seems that killer 70% alcohol-containing Vodka cheers them up after having opened the freshly-occupied beachside :)
I imagine that even the buffet carts would sell vodkas instead of ice cream or cotton candy XD  

TeeJay87 on January 4, 2016, 4:01:34 AM

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TeeJay87Value of their morale depends on amount of alcohol in their blood - the more they drink before combat, the more courageously they fight enemies of their homeland. Though "courageously" doesn't mean "efficiently" in their case. ;)

As for food stands in the area our "heroes of Mother Russia" have just "liberated" - they do sell ice cream and cotton candy, but only vodka-flavored. xD

cavaloalado on January 1, 2016, 4:21:04 PM

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cavaloaladoVery Funny! It seems everyone is drunk! Including the robot!

TeeJay87 on January 2, 2016, 2:08:42 AM

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TeeJay87That robot is basically walking pot-still with operational system - due to low quality of materials isolating CPU from alcohol tank, that robot tends to behave as drunkard. ;)

Falconlobo on January 1, 2016, 11:44:16 AM

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FalconloboBots in arms

TeeJay87 on January 1, 2016, 12:10:47 PM

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TeeJay87As far as I remember, Shadow and Rouge from Sonic universe also had robotic companion called Omega-123.