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Dolt-on-ism: Ocean's Dolt-Level

Dolt-on-ism: Ocean's Dolt-Level

Dolt-on-ism: Ocean's Dolt-Level by TeeJay87
Dolt-on-ism: Ocean's Dolt-Level by TeeJay87


Dolt-on-Istov is seeking for vodka in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, closer to Californian Bay.

Being typical Russian communist from Moscow, Doltie doesn't know that sharks have taste for human meat instead of drinking his beloved alcohol.

Design for shark and background comes from "Furry Fish" episode of Krypto the Superdog. Dolty is supposed to be speaking such botched English, since Russian communists never cared much about teaching languages of their enemies.

This picture is my gift for Saltwater, who shares sophisticated sense of humour with me. :)

Dolt-on-Istov belongs to me.

General Info

General Info

Category Miscellaneous » Characters » Male » Adults (30+)
Date Submitted
Views 778
Favorites... 1
Vote Score 3
Comments 9
Media Digital drawing or painting
Time Taken Haven't checked
Reference See description


Comments (9)

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alitta2 on June 8, 2016, 1:33:05 PM

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alitta2I wondered if  the shark would not need a gastric lavage after having eaten our ol' hooch head :D

TeeJay87 on June 10, 2016, 3:08:29 AM

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TeeJay87Especially since it's difficult to find a vet in open ocean. ;)

Saltwater on June 4, 2016, 1:37:47 PM

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SaltwaterWow!  Thank you so much for this fun-tastic present!
One of  my favourite characters!  :D
I am not sure Doltie is looking at the best place for vodka.
It seems that he is just looking for troubles everywhere he goes....
Now, I wonder how he will get out of this tricky situation....  :-)

TeeJay87 on June 5, 2016, 12:43:08 AM

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TeeJay87Doltie can be described as "Udarnik of getting into trouble" - he achieved more than 270% of expected issues he's getting into every month. The only certain thing is that follies of his kind always have more luck than mind. ;)

Glad you enjoy this little gift ! ^^

Falconlobo on June 3, 2016, 1:34:44 PM

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Falconlobonice teeth 

TeeJay87 on June 4, 2016, 12:27:24 AM

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Falconlobo on June 4, 2016, 3:15:38 PM

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Jadis on June 3, 2016, 11:12:33 AM

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Jadiscute shark, I don't think he's due for a good meal here though, he eat that guy he'll have a terrible tummy ache and perhaps a hangover the next

TeeJay87 on June 3, 2016, 12:05:04 PM

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TeeJay87On the condition our shark survives ethanol intoxication - concentration of ethanol in Doltie's body exceeds safe amounts for human organism, which means other species can also suffer from intoxication. ;)