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Dolt-on-ism: TechDolt Vodka-seer and his Dolt-hickey

Dolt-on-ism: TechDolt Vodka-seer and his Dolt-hickey

Dolt-on-ism: TechDolt Vodka-seer and his Dolt-hickey by TeeJay87
Dolt-on-ism: TechDolt Vodka-seer and his Dolt-hickey by TeeJay87


Picture developed from ; here you can see "the fine example of socialist technology" called "Doltovo Kolyesyo" in Russian and "Dolt-hickey" in English.

This work is supposed to parody couple of topics:

- "TechDolt Vodka-Seer" is a pun of character from Warhammer 40K ;

- "Dolt-hickey" is of course modified term "doohickey" I've seen in the episode of "Fast 'n Loud" about building low-rider car;

- Rasputin vodka really exist , just it has 40% volume and is distilled in Germany. Though nobody said, that Russians can't rip it off as 80%-strong throat burner;

- last but not least, 95% of Russians and all the leftists around the world are really that foolish, so they cure migraine with alcohol and metal tools. Doltie (or TechDolt) is just being udarnik of such stupidity.

To avoid issues with copyright infringement, I've made up my own version of Rasputin Vodka label, which can be seen here . It's based on German original to express the pun of Russians being a nation of copycats - since they ripped off B-29 bombers as Tu-4, Sturmgewehr 44 as AK-47, AIM-9 Sidewinder missiles as AA-2 Atoll, ripping off liquor distilled abroad for their own needs also makes sense.

Dolt-on-Istov/TechDolt belongs to me.

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alitta2 on August 31, 2016, 1:36:14 PM

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alitta2They say that every Russian-made mechanical parts can be transformed into a weapon, but I have doubt what kind of weapon he can make from a messed up engine and an empty bottle of Rasputin vodka :D 

TeeJay87 on August 31, 2016, 11:31:03 PM

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TeeJay87Possibly a weapon, which kills with laughter. ;)

Saltwater on September 3, 2016, 8:50:17 AM

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SaltwaterAn empty bottle can be a lethal weapon.
You break it, and the shards will cut like a knife!   ;-)

TeeJay87 on September 3, 2016, 11:26:27 AM

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TeeJay87It's especially praised by those, who fight in bars and by thugs, who can't afford better bludgeons

Falconlobo on August 29, 2016, 7:31:41 AM

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TeeJay87 on August 29, 2016, 12:16:16 PM

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TeeJay87Doltie may know, how to build an engine, but he'll never make a career as surgeon. ;)