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Rasputin Vodka Label

Rasputin Vodka Label

Rasputin Vodka Label by TeeJay87
Rasputin Vodka Label by TeeJay87


Here you can see my version of Rasputin Russian Vodka label - 80% strong alcohol praised by Russian communists and their leftist brethren all around the world. The drinker should expect strong kick in head, just like the Soviet/Russian army advances at full speed, combined with feeling of fire inside throat.

This label is supposed to be parody of real-existing Rasputin Vodka distilled in Germany. I remember original Rasputin was loathed by Lenin and his Bolsheviks for being member of Russian clergy they hated with passion worth better cause, still, Grigoriy did behave towards women like unappeased red infantrymen used to between 1917 and 1991.

Feel free to use it. :)

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Category Miscellaneous » Objects » Food and Drink
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alitta2 on August 31, 2016, 1:29:00 PM

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alitta2I wonder that no one else made this into reality (once if there's Mussolini-branded wine and spirits on the market for example ).
Anyway, I'm sure our "wise and only comrade Bartos" would drink this with pleasure, maybe he would give some of it to Stalin's and Pol Pot's picture like in this video (around 0:42) :

TeeJay87 on January 13, 2019, 12:00:24 AM

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TeeJay87You can also read the full description of Rasputin Vodka here

Saltwater on January 13, 2019, 8:30:01 PM

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SaltwaterThanks for the link. :)

TeeJay87 on January 13, 2019, 9:40:00 PM

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TeeJay87Anytime - you'll find all the characters and stuff from my stories there (Bolshock OCs included)

TeeJay87 on August 31, 2016, 11:42:51 PM

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TeeJay87The only reason Germans dared to name alcohol after Russian sexual deviant from the times of Romanov Dynasty lies in their liberal culture - German schoolbooks for children are filled with subjects more appropriate for adults (porn-like nudity, alcoholism, graphic violence and so on); I've heard they have mandatory "family life education" classes since primary school, where their kids are presented porn films. Majority of "old EU" is experiencing such demoralization on state level (called not without reason "cultural Marxism"), though Germans seem lacking moral brakes most.

Knowing "comrade Bartos", such 80% strong hooch would've been luxurious for him, when compared to stuff he normally drinks. xD

Saltwater on September 3, 2016, 8:44:23 AM

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SaltwaterI wonder why they have not produced a vodka even stronger than this one....
There would be customers for such a product!  :-)

TeeJay87 on January 13, 2019, 12:00:14 AM

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TeeJay87You can also read the full description of Rasputin Vodka here

TeeJay87 on September 3, 2016, 11:23:35 AM

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TeeJay87Most probably it's produced, just not offered to foreign customers. ;)

Saltwater on September 3, 2016, 12:26:37 PM

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Saltwaterah ah!  Good point there!  LOL

Multi-purpose alcohol:
-   it soothes the nerves
-   it calms the brokenhearted
-   it cleans the guns
-   it can be used in alcohol lamps
-   it can also be used in alcohol stoves
-   of course it can be used to clean the wounds
-   and last but certainly not the least this beverage is a wonderful companion for the lonely soldier.

TeeJay87 on September 4, 2016, 1:18:53 PM

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TeeJay87One could call it "universal remedy against any issue" , though it'd had been an exaggeration. ;)

Falconlobo on August 29, 2016, 7:31:06 AM

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TeeJay87 on August 29, 2016, 12:19:33 PM

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TeeJay87Such hooch makes better kindling for grill than beverage. ;)