Angelina + Zuko 4 Ever

Zuko: GODDAMMIT, CANT U SEE WE'RE TRYIN 2 HAVE A PRIVATE MOMENT!?!?!?

Angelina: COOL IT ZUKIE!!!! *pounces on him* RAAAAAAAAAAARR!!!!!!

*inappriopriate behavior ^^*

me: omg innapropriate behavior *gets out massive tranquilizer gun* YOU MUST DIE!

Eclipse: waah! god!

zuko: *crushes gun* LEAVE US THE *CENSORED* ALONE, BEE-ITCH!!!!

angie: he's over protective of me. thats why i love him. *sighs deamily*

me: dude, back up. i don't think he's kidding.

me: *does*

Eclipse: *gets out a REAL gun, points it at Zuko, and fires three times*

zuko: *uses ESP inherited to grab bullets in air and crush them in to gun powder*

angie: *sigh* so dreamy...

me: OxO

me: WHA-HUH???

Eclipse: NO! NO, YOU SHUT UP! *arm turns into like, a billion tenticals, which attack Zuko from all sides (sharp stuff, man)*

Me: grAHAHAGAHAGA!! STOP ATTACKIN' MAH FRIEND'Z OC!!! FRAGHLRAGLAARRGH!!

zuko: sol... CONTROL *teleports behind eclipse with metal bars and goes spider-man 3 venom fight on him*

Eclipse: F U!!!! *whipz*

Me: heh... yeah...

me: wait, condemned's gone from eclipse now right?

...




TIME PARADOX!!!!!!

time paradox? TIME PARADOX!!!

Eclipse: TIME PARADOX!! *has joined with Condemned again, and doubles over in pain*

Me: heeeeyyyyy Chriiiiiissss...? remember when Eclipse first got Condemned, and they had to put him in that machine thingy? Yeah they need to do that again...

Condemned: NNNRRAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!!

wait, now he's evil

DOUBLE TIME PARADOX!!!!

me: DOUBLED. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN

Eclipse: ALL OF YOU HAVE DONE ME WRONG!!! ALL OF YOU!!! AS REVENGE, I SHALL ALLOW YOU EARLY ENTRANCE TO HELL!!!

celia: YAY, WE'RE DOOMED!!!

me: lol invader zim reference

Eclipse: *grabs Celia by the FACE and slams her head into a random wall*

Me: NOT A RANDOM WALL!!!!

celia: *stunned a bit, but criks her neck* my turn. *esp choke*

darth vader: OMG POSER!!!!!
me: wtf?

Me: sqweee!!! nice piccy ^^

Twilight: i could have sworn that wuz silver XD i see now.
LIghtning: nice job zuko ^^

me: thx you! thx you all! I think i did a good job with the flower (flower? what flower?) that Zuko was holding.

Eclipse: hmph! There's no point in these relationships! It's always a great game of dumping and getting new mates! THAT is a game i would never want to play!

me: you HAVE a relationship, Eclipse..... with Rosette...

Eclipse: s-shut up! *blushes*

Me: yes the flower is very pretty ^^

Twilight: how is it pointless??? *hugs Lightning* it's actually an awesome experience ^^
LIghtning: *hugs her back* yep. althopugh i have gone through the whole breakup thing.......

Eclipse: a shame... it must be a horrible feeling. The thing is... If i were to experience that... Condemned could feed off my anger and sorrow... he might cause me to lose control again... i could hurt someone...

me: there he goes again, being emo... *rolls eyes*

Eclipse: HEY, I'M BEING SERIOUS HERE!!

me: well, he just explained everything. He can't have a girlfriend because he could kill her in the process. A shame that there is something going on with him and Rosette............................. muahahaha...

Lightning: naw it was actually a good thing ^^ ishe wus bein a total b--
 
Me: no swearing.
 
Twilight: LOL XD

Eclipse: oh great... you guys can have a great experience while i - *condemned starts speaking through Eclipse. Eclipse looks normal except his eyes which are now red with blue irises*

Condemned: FINALLY!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW FRAGGIN' LONG IT TOOK TO GET OUT??? RAAWWWRRR!!! I WANNA KILL THINGS!!!!!!!

Me: aww crud. *takes out a pencil and draws a force field* HA! come and get me NoW!!!!!
 
Lightning: whoa sweet ^^
Twilly: why can artists just do that??

me: because ARTISTS are your GODS! BOW DOWN BEFORE US!! MUAHAHA!!!

Condipse:*head slicey*

me: owwww.... *falls down*

Condipse: muahahahaha!!!

Me: who iz condipse? oh never mind. err lets see...... *draws stitches on ur head & dragz u into teh forcefield*
 
Twilight: will ya be okey?
Lightning: i dunno, condipse iz goin crazay........................

me: hahahaha.. Condipse.. *slightly dead*

Condipse: RAAWWWRR!!!! *tenticals go smack*

Darkspine Sonic the pubertyhog: RaAaAaAhHhH!!

Condipse: *headshot, overkill*

Darkspine Sonic the pubertyhog: WaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHh!!!

Me: err... how bout we just stay in the force field for a while?
 
Lightning: OH! put an anti-emo barrier on it!
Twilight: *Rolls eyes*

Condipse:*turns fully into Condemned*

me: shoot...

Condemned: RAWWWWRRRR *insane foam*

Me: GAAAAH! *opens a portal to teh human world* you're gonna turn into people but its worth a shot!! RUUUN!!!
 
Twilight: *runs thru portal*
Lightning: *runs thru portal*

me: *runs thru portal*

Condemned: *flies thru portal*

me: shoot!!!!!!!!!

*everyone gets turned into a person. in other words, no powers*
 
Lightning: whoa what happened? *sees twillay* OMFG UR HAWT!
Twilight: OMG YOU ARE TOO!!!
 
Me: ................ lightning does look hawt XD

Condemned da HOOMAN: *looks like a white Venom*

Me: ok... creepy.. *backs away slowly*

Everyone: *backs away slowly*
 
Lightning: i thoguth you said he would become human!!!!

me: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE'S CONDEMNED!

condemned: this is...odd... why am i taller?

Me: toss him back int the portal!!!!!!!!!!
 
Twilight: gotcha! *shoots a geiser @ condemned + shoots him into portal* sweet i still have powers XD
Lightning: CLOSE IT NOW!!!
 
Me: *erases portal* ahaah!!! i have done it!

me: YES YOU HAVE!!!!

portalz: *burp*

Me: YUSH! okey i think this roleplay iz done ^^
 
Lightning: well said ^^ *looks twilly up + down* although.....
Twilight: *smacks lightning across the face* lets go. >:(

me: AWESOME

cute nice expressions