A Mannequin's Melencholy
A Mannequin's Melencholy
A Mannequin's Melencholy by TheGameArtCritic
Description
Description
This is a problem that occurs often with me. I try to find i nice pose with this cool mannequin i got... and then it turns out that if i move the mannequin's hand any closer to it's face, the arm will break off.
But then i realized... sure, it must be crap for an ARTIST to have to deal with the problem, but what about the MANNEQUINS? What if they had to scratch their nose? They can't reach their face. They will suffer that torture untill the itch finally goes away.
What's worse is the metallic stick shoved up its @$$. How painful do you think that is? I've never tried it, and i never plan to.
So pity the mannequin, who feels that it is a joke upon art tools.
But then i realized... sure, it must be crap for an ARTIST to have to deal with the problem, but what about the MANNEQUINS? What if they had to scratch their nose? They can't reach their face. They will suffer that torture untill the itch finally goes away.
What's worse is the metallic stick shoved up its @$$. How painful do you think that is? I've never tried it, and i never plan to.
So pity the mannequin, who feels that it is a joke upon art tools.
General Info
General Info
Comments
30
Media Graphite pencil
Time Taken 30 minutes
Reference a real wooden mannequin
Media Graphite pencil
Time Taken 30 minutes
Reference a real wooden mannequin
Comments
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mechadragon13 on June 7, 2008, 5:23:28 AM
TheGameArtCritic on June 7, 2008, 5:26:48 AM
why thank you, mish's sister! I sppreciate that you can get scared by my pictures.I love to draw those pictures, because i can make it as bloody as i want, and no one will object, because it's SUPPOSED to be that way.
I also enjoy a spot of humor.
mechadragon13 on June 7, 2008, 9:29:35 AM
Dear Critic,i can type again ^^ my sis is still scared XD
TheGameArtCritic on June 7, 2008, 1:42:15 PM
well congrats to you!i'm sorry to have scared your sister... :P
mechadragon13 on June 8, 2008, 8:48:45 AM
yay i can talk!! fwee! but now my sis scares me!!! XPTheGameArtCritic on June 8, 2008, 11:19:45 AM
omg!!!!! Your sis scares you? we'll have to scare her back!mechadragon13 on June 9, 2008, 6:23:09 AM
ya she was pretending to rip her heart out and make heartbeat noises while pretending she had a still-beating heart in her hand.... but she used it so much im not scared of it no more XDya know now that i think of it, i have one of those mannequins too!!! XD
TheGameArtCritic on June 9, 2008, 8:34:33 AM
omg, what really???mechadragon13 on June 9, 2008, 10:41:33 AM
yup. and mine can't scratch it's face either XDTheGameArtCritic on June 9, 2008, 12:29:51 PM
bwahahaha!!! how big is it?
mechadragon13 on June 10, 2008, 4:21:47 AM
err.... i dunno.....i think it's like..... 10 inches..... im not sure. too lazy to go check...TheGameArtCritic on June 10, 2008, 8:25:05 AM
i think you may have the same one i have XDpoor little mannequin...
mechadragon13 on June 10, 2008, 9:06:19 AM
yep. ^^TheGameArtCritic on June 10, 2008, 10:25:57 AM
if i were to burn it, do you think it would feel pain? A wonder that it could represent it's feelings now...that, or i'm just insane.
mechadragon13 on June 10, 2008, 11:10:46 AM
... i think you're just insane XD dont worry i am too XDDDDDTheGameArtCritic on June 10, 2008, 11:20:26 AM
WONDERFUL! Let's do the INSANE dance!*dances to the Llama Song*
it's a real song ^^
mechadragon13 on June 10, 2008, 11:26:29 AM
*does the insane dance*TheGameArtCritic on June 11, 2008, 11:46:12 AM
*dances* WHEEEE!!!!!!mechadragon13 on June 12, 2008, 4:47:10 AM
Me: I LIKE TO BE IN AMERICA, OK BY ME IN AMERICA!!!Lightning: *shoe chuck* NO! no more!!
Twilight: hehehe... freaking west side story musical......
TheGameArtCritic on June 12, 2008, 7:35:50 AM
me: THE SINGING!!! OMG THE SINGING!!!!Shadow: I see no, hear no evil.
Black writings on the wall!
Unleashed a million faces,
And one by one they fall...
me: NO!!! I SAID NO SINGING!!!
Shadow: Black-hearted evil,
Brave-hearted hero,
I am all, I am all I am...
me: RAAAAAWWWWWRRR!!!!
Shadow: I... I... I... I am!
me: *kills Shadow*
mechadragon13 on June 13, 2008, 7:09:20 AM
Lightning: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! Twilight+Me: I FEEL PRETTEEEEEEEEE! O SO PRETTEEEEEEEEE!! I FEEL PRETTYYY AND WITTY AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Lightning: *shoe chuck* gaah!! NO MORE!!! SHEEZ!!
TheGameArtCritic on June 17, 2008, 6:54:56 AM
me: *foamy crazy roar*Eclipse: WATCH OUT, SHE HAS RABIES!!!!
Me: shut UUUUPPPPP!!!!!! *kills Eclipse*
Rosette: OMG NO!!!!
Me: *kills Rosette*
mechadragon13 on June 17, 2008, 1:32:41 PM
Me+Lightning+Twilight: O.O *get down on knees* SPARE UUUUUS!!!!!TheGameArtCritic on June 17, 2008, 3:14:42 PM
me: *crazy eye twitch* I...NEED......... A PARTY HAT!!!Mr. Inderretta: WHAT!!??
me: *kills Mr. Inderretta*
mechadragon13 on June 18, 2008, 6:37:08 AM
Everyone: *pull out assorted hats* take your pick ^o^'mangakid on June 14, 2008, 6:57:21 AM
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TheGameArtCritic on June 17, 2008, 6:53:23 AM
naw... i just had a reference... thanks anyway!Falconlobo on June 12, 2008, 7:53:52 AM
Falconlobo on
nice^^CrazyForJapan123 on June 7, 2008, 5:13:16 AM
ohmahgawd! I totally know what you mean!! I have one too (it's actually right beside the screen right now), and evertime I try to make a cool pose...it just won't bend that way. ;-;lol, but indeed...poor mannquins.
TheGameArtCritic on June 7, 2008, 5:24:25 AM
i'm so glad someone agrees with me *nods head*I hope i did a good enough job with the pic.
damn those mannequins, though...
This picture made me laugh so hard, i'm having my sister type this. (hi!) i'll talk to ya tomorrow ^^
Sincerely, Mishy
PS hi this is mish's sister ^^ you make creepy pics O.O