Condemned Comic remake 1 pg 2

Crrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeppppppyyyyyyyy....Cool:3

Dark Shad:*is singing in childish Shadow voice*Lost my mind,lost all mah money,I lost mah life to the killin' road...
Well,I'd have to say Eclipse has>:P

Well you're gonna HAVE TO. FOOL.

nah, Jk! I'll get right on it! ^^

BOO-YAH!!! :D

wootz.

Condemned: LET'S KILL EVERYONE, ECLIPSE!!! LET'S KILL EVERYONE!!!!

Eclipse: .... no.

Condemned: WAAAAAAHHHH!!! YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUNNNNN!!!!! *sob*

Jack: >XD you have to Stay in a stupid body! I don't have to! XP

Momma-Jack: you aren't going anywhere, young man! Now eat your spinach!

Jack: Oh! ¬_¬ *eats the spinach*

Eclipse: I AM NOT A STUPID BODY!!

Condemned: yes you are. Now shut up and let me take control.

Eclipse: FOR GODSSAKE! NO!!!

Jack: YESSS!! 8D I WANNA SEE IT!!

Momma-Jack: No, this is fer your Age, young man!

Jack: DDDDDX

Eclipse: you won't see it. You'd have to piss me off. That's hard now, ever since Istarted meditating.

Me: PISS HIM OFF!!!!! XD

Codemned: please?

Me: Yeah! PISS HIM OFF!!!

Jack: -_-*...yer momma...wears...make-up fer men! *makes chibi-pwn face* Ha!

Eclipse: my mother's dead.

Me: insults don't really get to him... more like... hurting people he likes, and stuff like that. Give him a mental breakdown!

Rosette: hi ^^

Me: that's his girlfriend.

Eclipse: you wouldn't.

Condemned: he would.

Jack: *walks around Rosette*...so this is your Girlfriend? Hmm? Nothing more than a Mental case, in which your hope flows in, my Possessed friend *looks at Eclipse*

Rosette: hey! >:(

Eclipse: don't hurt her... *starts to growl*

Me: please do.

Condemned: yes.

Jack: a poor, little, sensitive glass-case of your hope! *lays his sharp claw finger on her arm, and then slowly goes down while cutting her with the claw finger*

Rosette: ah... AH!

Eclipse: *growling gets louder* stop that...

Me: ooooo...

Condemned: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Jack: *stands behind her and lays his hands on her shoulders* You really should've chosen someone different than him, my dear Rosette...you are risking your own life, by being with him...a monster, a Socially not working thing, that can break out every second and stalk through this world unstoppable...

Rosette: y-you're getting him angry...

Me: although Rosette likes Eclipse, she's absoloutly terrified of Condemned.

Eclipse: STOP... THAT... *eyes start to glow red*

Jack: what is more worth to you? Life as you know it and love it? or a drowned Shadow that is feared everywhere?!!

Me: aaaand you got him. I suggest you run.

Condemned: I think I'll let my WILD side go loose on this one...

Eclipse: GRAARRRRGH!!!! *claws rip out of each finger, spraying blood, his mouth and nose gets covered up in a melting skin, only to be ripped open again by horrible sharp-toothed jaws. His eyes become pure red, and blah blah blah you know the rest.*

Condemned: RARRRRRGH!!!! *snarl*

Rosette: oh no...

Me: oh yes.

Jack: Finally! I can meet the Legendary Condemned...*looks at him and then bows down polite* it's an Honor to me...

Condemned: *cocks an eyebrow* pardon. Are you the one who helped me take over? Things tend to get fuzzy for both of us during the transformation...

Me: oh dear god. Why don't you people run?

Rosette: i can't. I'm frozen. 0_0

Jack: Well too bad for you! because I want to see that!

Condemned: if you wish to see ultimate destruction, then, along with these fools, I'll need to find more targets. For now, let's do a warm up with the artist...

Me: because you love me?

Condemned: no. *tenticals rapidly grow out of his wrist and impale me square in the stomach*

Me: ow...

Condemned: not done yet... *pulls my sharply up in the air, then slams me onto the ground behind him, then does so agian, but puts me infront of him, finally he raises his free hand to my face and blasts it with a dark energy blast*

Me: *face burnt off* OW...

Jack: Hmmm...not bad, my turn!

Me: Oi! leave me alone! DX

Jack: *raises his hand as suddenly Black creatures with red eyes appear around me, and grab onto my arms and legs, and He then goes over to me, and lays his hand on my chest, as it then goes inside my chest and he then rips my heart out brutally and looks at it*...

Me: DDDDDX NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! X_X

Condemned: lovely. The black creatures... are they from the Dark origin, or of a Chaotic Magic one?

Me: what?

Condemned: simply asking. Oh. Hang on. I'll have to put myself on auto-drive for a few minutes. Eclipse is trying to regain control. *eyes suddenly go pure red, and he goes down on all fours, sniffing around and growling like an animal*

Jack: *looks at him*...well...actually they are my Minions... *crosses his arms*...

Me: no, he meant what kind of element is it. 'Course he can't here you right now. He's as dumb as Feral until he gets back into full control. It's a mental battle, you wouldn't understand.

Condemned: *foam* RARRGHRGHRRRRAA!!! *romps into Greenhill City*

Jack: Ah, yes, I see ¬_¬'

Me: Eclipse is a powerful host. For Condemned, dealing with Eclipse is like dealing with Halo on Legendary... but just like that, it's as rewarding to complete...

menwhial

Condemned: *ATTACKMUNCH*

Random @$$ Kid: *like, dies*

Jack: Yes, I see ¬_¬...Right...*looks after him*

Condemned: *BRUTALSMASHKILL*

People: *like, DIE*

Me: destruction :D

Jack: ¬_¬'...*steps away*

Me: I... thought you LIEKED destruction... go help the puppy.

Condemned: RAAAWWWWWWWRRRGH!!!! *foam*

Me: oh yes, he's a puppy.

Condemned: rRRRrrrrrhhh... rr... r.. *eyes return to normal* I won.

Jack: I am not in the mood to ¬.¬...

Condemned: not in the mood to what now?

Boy of Annoyance: WHERE'S MAH MOMMY???? WHERE'S MAH MO -

Condemned: *FACERIPOFF*

Me: :/

Jack: destroy something...-_-...I am not in the mood to

Condemned: are you not Jack of Blades? Hmph! That's pathetic!

Me: awww... Jack's BORED.

Condemned: paheheh... I'm gonna try to kill the Rosette girl before Eclipse comes back... that's my ultimate challenge.

Jack: Yes, I am Jack of Blades...and if you don't believe, then I can prove it for you!

Condemned: *scoffs* then prove it. Humor me.

Me: ... and for once in his life, Jack was not threatening in the eyes of someone... DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN

:D i dont care if it's just one pic,it's awesome to the max!!!

:O

cool^^