Kurt the Bio-Hog

*AND THEN WE REACH SPACE*

heheh..... never gets old....

((if you can, look up some of the scenes from bbs where they're flying through space. that's what it looks like))

((I couldn't find anything...))

(( well here's one... with Terra and here's another... with Ven ))

Duuuude... 8D

Isn't it somewhat rather epic? :)

Heh... forgot where we were going. ^^;

Pride Lands ^^

Ah! right. We've been out for so long, i got distracted by the scenery. off we go!

Yeah, four months of not saying a thing got kind of awkword... XD

(I can't help but think that I'm spelling that wrong...)

So very very true. hang on! *steps on it*

either way, it doesn't matter ^^ as long as you have it on before we get into space ._. *punches the button on the armor and is covered in it, then climbs onto the rider*

*does the same* shall we get going? :D

yup! :D *revs the accelerator* hang on! *zooms off*

WHOA! *hangs on* heh... yahoo? ^^;

Naww, Sora's just a midget. X3 come on, let's just gooooo. *opens a dark portal back to the carnival zone and grabs chris and runs back to the go kart place* Dark portals don't work right there. We gotta get our ride. :3

(eww, blind spot?)

So are you :P But Riku make Sora look short cause he's SO DAMN BUILT. Seriously, his arms are like logs compares to Sora's! D: But I digress... Lemme just trade in the Stingray for... *Highwind Peak lands in front of us* The only way to get to any world :3 Except KH Wikia

(Short explaination:
Me: *pokes reply button* :3
Screen: *doesn't respond*
Me: *has to move whole screen* :c

I was gonna say, "let's grab a keyblade rider and avoid the gummi routes," but okay XD keyblade ridear are easier to park, anyways.

*all of a sudden remembers how pain-stakingly hard the gummi routes are* o.o onsecondthoughtletstaketheriderskthx

*goes back and grabs the big brown Keyblade, and transforms it into the big motorcycle-like rider* *to the guy running the go karts* How much for two of these?

Guy: ....a lot.

Me: -_-; how much for ONE?

Guy: ...a lot less.

Me: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH one it is. daaaaaaaaaaaaaammit.

How... am I gonna get there??? D:>

I can drive, just just sit there and hang tight. There's more than enough room, since it was made for a big dude. We mobians shouldn't have any issues. :P *tosses you a piece of armor, and straps one to my own arm* you could ride backwards and stare off into space. i did that once, it's fun :D

Well, a'ight since it's supposed to be fun ^^ Should I get on first, or put on the armor? >.>;

Damn iPhone...

what, it keeps posting at the top? it's okay ^^ *sticks tongue out* i would be a BADASS lion, what're YOU talking about? XD

Since we're teenagers wouldn't we be Lion Sora-sized? XD

(That and the blind spot in the middle of the screen DX)

Neheheh, i don't think so. *grins* tricky time! *stomps on the rider so it smashes and bounces against the ground, and it lands with a crash on the hood of the car/robot* :3

Rider: *is sticking far out enough in front of the car to cross the finish line before that car itself*

BWOAH, SHI- *has to slam on the brakes with out managing to swerve out of control* .... that was cheap, but you win XD

Crowd: *ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!*

*flies off the rider due to the sudden braking of the car, and lands flat on her face. she sticks up a thumbs-up, though, showing she heard and is TOTALLY okay*

Crowd: *doesn't applaud at first because of your faceplant, but does after the thumbs up*

Me: *offers a hand to help you up* nice play :D

*takes the hand and pulls myself up* thanks. Nice race. ^^

Thank you ^^ Now how shall we finish this rp up?

hmmm... *takes armor's helmet off* ice cream back on the clock tower? :)

Well, I was thinking we could kill a bunch of heartless in the World That Never Was, and THEN go for ice cream :3

we're already fighting in two other rps D:

Now that you mention it, I could use a little break from fighting myself ^^; Sea salt ice cream sounds fine :)

cool :D *gets rid of the armor, then runs to get their stuff out of wherever they left it*

*shouts out while you run to the stuff* Just don't fall off! :P

*yelling back* NYAH! *grabs the stuff and runs back* ice cream's on me this time. ^^

Okay. Mine's free though. 'member the free ice cream stick? *pulls it out of my pocket* :D ._. ew... it's sticky. *wipes the stick off with a napkin i got from the candy store*

D: FIIIIIIIIIIIINE. i was gonna get us both an ice cream since i won, but WHATEVER. :P i'll go... *epic point* to the ice cream shop! *takes the stick and runs off* BE RIGHT BACK!

I'LL MEET YA AT THE TOWER! *forms a dark portal and runs through it to the Clock Tower, leaving it open for Mish*

AFTER A WHILE

*runs through the portal* sorry 'bout that ^^ here. *hands him an ice cream, and... a popsicle stick?*

........ you paid for both the ice creams. huh? *takes the popsicle* h,h well, I can't control you :P *sits on the edge and bites the popsicle, looking at the stars on the horizon* you know... it's never been night time in twilight town... canonnically.

*sits on the edge* well... maybe it has, but we're just never there to see it.

well, since Roxas has fell asleep several times, i suppose it HAS been nighttime. guess we have to wait for kh3 :/

yup. WHENEVER that decides to happen. *noms ice cream* they announced another game, by the way. for the 3DS. Working title: "Kingdom Hearts 3D." that, then there's Re:Coded, and... some other unannounced title, apparently. we're gonna be waiting a while.

yeah, I saw the 3ds trailer. wasn't that AWESOME though!? *almost drops my ice cream out of excitement* whoops. guess I'm hyped for slashing at Cukoos in LOZ 3D XD

oh yeah, i saw that trailer too XD lolrighthandedLink XD hey, umm, sorry to correct you, but KH3D doesn't HAVE a trailer .__.

Huh. Didn't notice that till now ._. I just saw the screenshots. Thanks for correcting me ^^; *noms ice cream*

heheh. *noms*

Man... If only all three of us were closer to one another. It'd be like this the whole summer. Just us three...

yeah..... *thoughtful nom* WELL, if wishes were pies, we'd all be fat, so no use mulling over it. :/

True. Nice quote, too. I'll have to remember that one.

Credit for that quote goes to my friend Maggie. The "Kairi" of my IRL group. Also known as FuguethatPlaysatWorldsEnd on here. She's not active anymore :/

Ah. I didn't think so. Most people find it boring here. I probbably would if it weren't for you two :P *nom*

To be honest, me too. :/ *nom nom*

Oh, well. Guess that's the primary reason we're all still here. Making our own little fantasy worlds... I don't know about you, but it really helps me through the day. *gets off the edge and sits up against the clock*

*stays on the edge, and goes to nom* you know, my paren't don't get it. they're threatening to put blocks on my account so i can't stay online as long anymore. they don't gett that i have friends here, people i enjoy talking to. sure, it's overrun with trolls and idiots, but... i love you guys. i don't wanna have to give up my time here. *turns back to look at Chris, grinning* and I'm not just saying that for the sake of the rp either! i mean it. :)

You know what? I love you. No one says spontanious stuff like that to me. i really appraciated that Mish. And if that's really the case, why don't you tell her that? Talking solves most problems, especially when your a teenager. If she still say no, try not to get into a heated battle. But she's a mom. She'll understand.

Heheh... don't think I haven't tried. *looks back out over the town* No one's ever said that back to me before either. 'Cept my family of course... *sniffle* hang on, getting a little emotional for a second... heheh... it's been an odd day today...

yeah... same here... *puts my feet up on the ledge as a foot rest* well, I'll try to make this day as better as possible for you. Cause you know I'm always here when you need me. That's what friends are for, Mish.

*looks back, smiling* I know. Thank you. *turns back* heheh.... I'm feeling better already. *noms* I find it interesting that... you two are closer and know me better than most of my IRL friends.... most of them didn't find out about... certain issues... until recently. you guys knew right off the bat that something was up.

Maybe it's cause Critic and i adopted you and we're like your god parents :P Seriously though, I feel pretty damn cool right now. I'm glad I met you both. *noms again*

*the clouds dissapate to show the moon, spraying moonlight all around the town* wow...

*looking down, didn't notice* heheh, same here... *looks up, and stops mid-nom* ...oh wow..... that's....

Yeah... Botta love these roleplay moments.

*The moonshine is reflecting off the sea, making a beautiful pattern. All the lights in the town have gone off, having the moon to light it*

*mesmerized by the gorgeous sight* yeah... especially when you have an imagination powerful enough to see it clearly...

I usually, have to draw it... but this is just... one of those "wow" moments... <:)

*sighs deeply* yeah..... <:) *can't find anything else to say at the moment, and merely noms her ice cream once more, staring out at the glittering town* .....

*feeling the exact same way, letting th moment sink in* *final nom on ice cream*

*hadn't realized she had fnished her ice cream, and found none when she tried to nom on it. she looked at the stick, but was unable to tell whether the word "winner" was written on it* Hey, Chris, you have a light or something?

*pulls out a mini flashlight and hands it to you* this good enough?

it's perfect, thanks. :) *takes it and flicks it on, illuminating the stick brightly. the word 'Winner' was written clearly on the stick* well, whaddaya know.

lemme see mine... *take the flashlight and holds the light to my stick. its bare on both sides* oh, well... I guess you have to have a small disappointment for every grand moment. *looks up, grinning* Even if it's more fair for us good guys.

*grins back* no kidding. but hey, we both have a winner stick now, right?

Yep. So we're both free next time. *yawn* Then again... it's getting kinda late, rp time wise... (I'm not saying that I wanna end it)

Yeah.... *pockets the stick and stands up on the ledge, and stretches* we should get going. i feel like walking today, though. :)

Well, alright. *gets up* It'll definately last with all those steps though ^^;

*sticks tongue out at you* lazybutt. *grins and heads for the stairs*

*walks with you* How does wanting to get some exercise make me lazy? XD

neh. i dunno. XD *starts going down the stairs* i need to do some exercise, i'm getting squishy, heheh.

*same* Naaaw, don't say that. I'm squishier... Raaaaah... I need to lose that baby fat -___-;

Yes, but i'm a girl, and girls don't like being squishy. don't think it helps that when i eat i tend to stuff myself, heheh. XD yeah, i need to take up DDR again. ^^;

I guess you're half right. Looking at pictures of you, you still look pretty good ^^ *is responding via iPhone* :3

If you're talking about facebook, i haven't updated any of those pictures in over a year. XD i'm gonna update it today.

Yai. I need to upload mine too... Found a firework called "Cybertron" and I had to take a picture of it XD

And I just realized that they finished the beach here ._. *we're at the bottom* Speak of the devil, were back in the station. :D

Updated! *looks around* well whaddayaknow. i didn't even notice. XD so where do ya wanna go? we can walk around for a bit.

Walking sounds good. Just so long as we don't end up in Atlantica. That place nearly drove me insane. I was laughing from delusion...

Aww, Mishy wanted to be a fishy. XD Pride Lands? Lions are fun, we can chase some hyenas around. ^^

(facebook pic updated)

The post went up there. Again DX

Ttly. "Mishy" would be cute as a lion :3

(Saw it. Lookin' like you own the place XD)

okay i'm bored--- ooh! *sees a Mappy machine and totally goes to it*

*game over* i HATE that level! *goes over to play house of the dead two* if there's one thing that SEGA's good at, its their arcade games :3

*totally looks away from the game she's playing* wait, THEYHAVEHOUSEOFTHEDEAD,YAY.

Mappy: *dies*

oh, damnit. oh well! *goes to join you in 2P mode*

*lock and load* lets kill some undead freaks >:3 and i dont mean the people in my Geometry class ._.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. *loads gun* let's do this. *points the gun at the screen like an experienced sniper*

agreed *just points the gun*

first zombie: *POPS UP OUTTA NOWHERE OMG*

*BANG!*

Zombie: *dies*

*singing under her breath* this is the zombie apo-ca-lypse, you've been hearing aboooouuuut; the crowds stumblin' out of the grave-yaaards, leave us noooo reeeason to doooooubt~♪

*Thinking of my epic Thriller dance moment at homecoming*

what's the song you're thinkin' of?

from our musical, "w00t!" there's a whole scene dedicated to the Zombie Apocalypse. i'm an awesomesauce Zombie. and we get to dance the (MODIFIED!)thriller. my parents are recording it, so it'll prob'ly get uploaded to youtubein a few weeks <3

Zombie: RAWRRRRR!

*shoots it, and continues* that thiiiiiis is the night when the dead come aliiiiive and rhe liiiiiving are left. to. shoooooooout... this is the zombie apo-ca-lypse, and there's NO. WAY. OUT.

can't wait to see you ham it up <3 XD

'Nother zombie: RAAAA- *blamshootkill*

i guess i could show you guys how to do the entire thing, huh?

harhar. i'm in the front row, and the music director say's i'm the one that gets most into it/does it best... which, now that i think of the moves, is slightly embarassing >.>; *zombie-kill* show opens on thursday ^^

aw, don't worry. actors have no ego, remember? :P *headshot kill* *hyped* 8D

*wii sports voice* nice shot! *kills a few moar* oh... haha... you should've seen my entrance fail during the junior high show... XD

oh, man. what happened? XD AND I DISLIKE THAT GAME.

lol that game annoys me too XD *killz a zombeh* well, there are these scenes that make fun of the facebook updates (you know, "Mish is [insert status here]"?), and everyone thats in them is supposed to be on the platform when the lights come on, right? WELL... i mixed up the scenes and didn't go out for that, and i hadn't realized i was supposed to be out there until i heard the first line and thought "OH SH*T, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OUT THERE." fun thing was, i was supposed to be in front of the stage on the RIGHT, and i was backstage LEFT. so guess what i did? as the second person was saying their line (i'm the 3rd line), i sprint across the stage, do an FF-style jump OFF the stage, land with a huge KA-BOOM on the wooden platform, and say my line as if nothing had happened. XD

are you kidding me? that's an EPIC WIN!! XDDD ever i couldn't accomplish- *shoots an axe zombie* -a feat like that >.>

lol the director came up to me afterwards and was all like, "heyyyyy what happened with that status update?" i just went-- *shots a zombeh* -- "I MIXED UP "BULLY" AND THE UPDATE, I'M SORRY! D8>"

bully? ._.

bully is another scene in the show XD it's about internet bullies and how anyone can be one. NOTE: BULLY =/= TROLL. trolls are discussed in a differnt song. XD

sounds like a productive message >.>

the song's fun XD again, you'll have to wait until i get time to post it all up-- oh jeez. *shoots a zombie* that one almost got you, chris ^^;

oh, thank you <3

Final Boss: ^*@^$^)@*#^$*!!!!!

OSHI-!! *BLAM BLAM BLAM*

AAAAH! *BANG BANG BANG* DIIIIIIIE!!

Fugly creature thing: mree hee hee *shot* GAAH!

Boss health: *lowers*

:D *BANG SHOOT KILL*

*ratatatatatatat*

(is it just me or do we do more talking than roleplaying?)

Boss: *dead*

:D

(it's not just you XD)

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~! =^-^=

(is it more fun to talk?)

now that THAT'S over with... anything else we can do? zombies? paintball? anything at all?

We just killed zombies, and i'd come out crying if i played paintball. so... umm... i dunno. ^^;

(sometimes it is. depends on how i'm feeling. ^^)

pfft. try holding your own in an air soft war. my friend had bb's imbedded in his muscles ._. but of course they were surgically removed.

(hows about this. if you don't feel like replying to the roleplay-roleplays, you can just reply to the talking-"roleplays." sound bueno? :3)

....okay, we're playing neither airsoft, NOR paintball D:

(BAH! i reply to all!)

... racing? :D

as in go-karts or videogames? 'cuz i'm cool with either :D

yeah, kinda like... jumbo go-karts ^^;

.........sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Dibs on Fenrir! >:3 *runs to another booth near a Radical Highway-esque track*

HWAT?!??!?! *CHASE* NUUUUUUUUUUU I WANT IT--- fine, i'll just take a Keyblade Rider X3

On second thought... take Fenrir. *walks over to a 2010 Corvette Stingray Concept* Ive got a 30 ft tall robot :3

no no no, i want the keyblade rider. Terra's, to be precise X3 *heads to a brown-copper-and-blue hovercycle-like vehicle* this is a beastly thing right here. <3

still sticking with this thing :3 *clicks a button on the keys and the doors pops open with a whirring sound* *gets in* it's got better milage >:3

*jumps up and lands sitting on the rider* this one runs on freaking magic, dude. it's good for the environment. :D

*revs up the Energon-powered engine* this one is too! :D but not earth's .__________.;

Track attendant guy: *walks up to me* miss, you do not have the proper safety equipment. *hands me a piece of armor* you have to put that on before we allow you to race.

Me: SWEET. *takes the armor and puts it on her arm, then punches the circle on it and is surrounded by a bright white light. when it fades, she's completely covered in armor* OH YEAH.

nice. but not nice enough! >:3 *steps on the gas for a test and the engine ROOOOOOOOOOOOARcas* :D

i caught that. >:3 *revs her own engine so it goes WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH and waits for start signal*

Starting line: *beep. beep. beep. kaygo*

*ZOOMS OFF* >:3

BGM: Driving with the Top Down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9PhfUsFvj0

*zooms off as well. the rider has good acceleration, so it keeps up easily* >:3

*the rack is pretty big, ranging around the whole park. a crowd quickly gathers to watch the race*

Looks like we got a mighty big crowd :D

*snickers at your typo* apparently so. *leans fathr over the rider, urging it to speed up*

...... damn typos XD *steps on the gas*

Rack: *HUGE*

*leans flatter against the rider, reducing drag and causing it to accelerate*

Rack: *MASSIVE*

*turns on the turbo, accelerating as well*

Rack: *BIGGER THAN MC. UNT'S EGO, OMG*

Btw, I think he's compensating for something X3

*gigglesnort* wow, this must be a massive track, then. *holds a hand out towards the car and fires off a blizzard spell, freezing the wheels*

*the car stops dead in it's tracks* ..... oh, HELL NO!! D8<

*I reach under the seat and push a random button. the car's front and back seperate and other bits of the car turn into seperate peices. after a few seconds of grinding gears and shifting parts, the car finally turns into a carbon copy of Sideswipe from ROTF. In a small cockpit, I'm controlling the robot manually* (if you don't know what he looks like, you'll need to find a ref. i can't copy/paste on dad's computer for some reason)
*the robot's wheels spin at blazing speeds, melting the ice like it was nothing.
Let's rock...
*VROOOOOOOOOM imcatchinguptoyouomg*

FFFUUUUUUUUUUU--- *attempts to accelerate as best as i can--oh look a turn! :D* YURSSSS. *IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRT PULLS THE TIGHT CORNER EASILY*

tch. Amateur. *comes to the turn, easily turning by leaning and using a retractable blade to balance myself* NOW I gots ya! >:3

oh NO ya don't! *suddenly jumps up and lands standing on the Rider, facing backward. fire sparks in my fingers, and suddelnly--* FIRA!! *shoots off a fireball*

D8 ithinknowwouldbethebesttimetoripofffromthemoviekthx *jumps up over the spells, fires a few shots at you from a energon rifle, and lands aheand of you. but not too much*

(im getting a sinking feeling that I suck at roleplays ._.;)

(no you don't. D:<)

!!!!!!! *leans far enough to the side so that the rider veers away from the blast, but nearly falls off* NOT COOL! *hops back in the seat of the rider, then suddenly pulls up the front. the sudden contact of the engine's magical exhaust with the ground launches both the vehicle and its rider into the sky, clear over her opponent* >:3

(I could be better. Look at Critic. But that's only cause she's so srs about it >.>)

Hey, at least I didn't do THIS! >:D *charges the energon rifle and fires another round at you while you're in mid air* and remember, you still have the keyblade >.>

the rider IS the keyblade! D8> *the rider vanishes in a flash of light, though i am still in my armor. instead, a large bronze-gold-and-blue keyblade is in my hand. i put up a reflega spell and get shot up even higher* WHEEEEEEEEE-- oh shoot, i need a vehicle. *throws the keyblade back in the air and it transforms into a different rider, one that looks like a surfboard with wings off to the side. i land on it and begin descending towards the ground* YAHOOOOOOO!!!

Huh... that's interesting. [/Jack Sparrow] *the robot transforms back into car mode and zooms off, trying to loose you*

Announcer: AND WE'RE INTO THE FINAL LAP, FOLKS!!

Around the rack :3

lovely. *lands, and the rider -- now speed-based -- sped after the car, accelerating more easily than the larger, motorcycle-like rider* yoo-hoo! anybody home?

Well, the lights are on, but nobody's really home... *almost steers off the track, but snaps out of it in time and gets back on course* I need to stop sneaking Platinum at night...

Pfft. you know what i sneak at night? :3 *slams on the accelerator and pulls right up next to the car/robot* this. >:3

O.O ...... You sneak that? ._.

Roleplaying, silly :3 *zooms past him, making a beeline for the finish line*

Well, that's understandable, I just thought hey- WAIT A MINUTE. >8C *practically curb stomps on the turbo and zooms ahead with the last bit of energon battery left in the machine, eager to catch up to you*

Finish line: *one more mile, omg*

(I PLAYED THAT ONCE!! 8D)

*continues pwning Galaga, now w/ double lazars* X3

(SWEET! *HIGH FIVE*)

*already got the first chaos emerald* >:3

*FIRIN' TEH LAZARS!!! is on lvl 020*

*second emerald*

*level 24* >8D

*boss battle* >83

*LEVEL 30*

*level 2 takes a while to get through*

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES~! *dashes inside*

*rolls eyes and laughs* wait up! XD *dashes in after you*

*stops right in the entrance* WHERE IS THE GALAGA? D8 i want galaga. o_o

next to soul calibur lets go! D:> *runs to the left side of the arcade*

*right on your heels*

*stops dead once we make it. they upgraded it to soulcalibur 2. in english* 8D

*oh and galaga is there too*

GALAGA! *sticks a quarter in it starts playing* 8D

*quarter falls right out*

we have the vip tickets. you think they'd let us play per play? ;3

OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~! *PLAYS HAPPILY*

*smiles and starts up my game*

Nightmare: *is a badass* BEGONE!

Game: *pew, pew, pew, BOOM*

Me: HA!! take THAT, bee-ship thing!! >8D

Nightmare: *impales an over-chested chick and throws her over the edge* my thirst.... is endlesssss!

Me: *bit creeped out but keeps playing anyway*

Me: GODDMANIT, HE JUST JACKED MY SHIP! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Me: oh HELL NO!!! >8O *dives into the video game- like INTO into it -and after a few seconds a bumblebee ship thing pops out twitching. my head pops out of the screen* problem solved! =^^=

Me: you DO i know i could've gotten it back myself, right? ^^;

Me: paradoxs make everything easier, luv <3

Me: kay, whatever. :P get out of my game so i can keep playing XD

Me: *does and goes strait to playing sonic spinball: TEH EPIC PINBALL EDITION since im done w/ Soul Calibur* C8

*shooting as best as i can from the ground* JUST HURRY UP AND FINISH ALREADY!!!

Timer: MAYBE I WON'- *shot by me*

*bell rings, signaling that the game is over*

Announcer: *in a bored voice* the winner is... *sigh* team 13...

Me: *checks our lazers* THAT'S US!!! 8D

HELL YEAH!! *HIGH FIVE*

*HIGH FIVES BACK* >XD

you up for round two? *evil grin*

i dunno, we didn't even hit the arcade yet... >.>

well we could always---- WAITTHERESANARCADE?!

complete with ddr! :D this IS carnival night zone after all XD

..... *zooms out of the arena, gives back the lazertag stuff and picks up the stuff they bought in 10 seconds flat, then comes back* WHERE IS IT. WE GO THERE NOW.

FOLLOW MEH!! *zoom is off*

*zoom follows* 8D

*time skip*

*pant pant* WHEW. okay... after about *checks wathc8 3 Min. of running and getting a warm up *points to a building about as big as you-know-who's ego* there it is *HAAAAAAAALELUJAH!*

*glee face* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!

wow, you exited? XD

but if you really wanna >:3

Oh ok--- YIPE! *drops to theground as a shot barely misses me* holy JEEBUS! D:

ffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFF- *starts blindingly shooting everywhere trying to hit everyone but Mish*

*stays on the floor, trying to avoid being shot by Chris*

*tries not to hit you as the timer counts down*

Timer: TEN. NINE. EIGHT. SIX

Me: SIX!? WHAT HAPPENED TO SEVEN!!? D8>

Timer: JUST KIDDING.

Me: *facepalm*

wheeeee--- WHOA!!! *ducks under a shot* jeez. *shoots that person out*

*has an idea and grabs your arm, pulling you to cover* put this on *hands you an eye peice device THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VEGETA* rented `em. shows you where to shoot for bonus points on a victum. expensive, but effective >:3

sweet. *puts it on* WHOA-K, let's get going. >:3

(lol i was playing crisis core yesterday and my hp was OVER 9000 XDDDD)

agreed >:3 on three? >;3

definitely. one... two... THREE! *GOES ON A MURDER SPREE* >:D

well, i was gonna say three first thing, but... XD *PRACTICALLY SLAUGHTERS ANYONE I SEE 'cept you* >83

*pulls a Dissidia FF and runs up the wall, shooting people as i go* YAY, DESTRUCTION OF PHYSICS! >X3

*does the same and rides on a neon light shooting people as i go* only real men ride green streams of *insert other word here*! >:D *lands* lawl, you see that video yet? XD

What video? ._. *dodges around a shot and shoots the shooter out*

you still on the ds? if not- *shoots a guy behind you about to shoot you* -here ya go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHEj3XZqEmE

still tapping. oh, thanks for that :D *shoots a guy on a balcony above*

your welcome :3 *shoots a guy from behind without looking*

nice shot XD *hides behind a wall as a bunch of people see the REAL threats and start shooting us*

thanks :3 *drops to the ground and shoots two of them in the process as they keep missing me by a hair*

*keeps shooting* so how long does this game go on? :/

maybe a few more seconds, i dunno ^^;

8D *bouncing up and down* yaiiiii....!!

exited much? XD

hell yeah! :D i love lazertag! i'd play paintball but i think i'd run out crying after five minutes XDDDD

yeah me too. im too feminine for paint ball >.>

its okayyyyyyyyyyy. i'm too tomboyish for makeup ._. HATE it. most i'll wear is eyeliner. so if you see Aakela coming after me, HELP ME.

Line: *moves up*

i had to wear makeup for teh play ._. and dont worry, she only does that to boys without permission XD oh, we're almost up :D

no, i mean, for theater it's OK but not for casual use ._. like, eye shadow+lipstick? NOOOOOO. eyeliner and chapstick? yeah, totally XD OH MY GOSH, YAY. gimme ticketssss!!!

okay. at least you didn`t have to get your nails painted by your sister/friend D: *gives you a ticket* :D

.....what? ._o; *takes the ticket, still confused* why'd you get your nails painted?

they gave me either the "free will" choice, or the "we'll give you a free make-over" choice DX

oh. i'm sorry. D: i got my hair straightened once. it went all the way down to my waist. it was crazy.

jeez, you could be inuyasha if you wanted >.> hell, i could be itachi which i DONT or rather can`t pull off

i have the eyes and height for Tifa, and if i straighten my hair it's perfect, but..... iiiiii can't fill in the costume. ^^; I'd be Aqua, too, but i'd have the same issue.... damn you, Japan, for having all the cool female characters be big-chested! *shakes fist at the heavens*

PFFFFFFFTT *dies of laughter* XDDDDDDDDDD

Other people in line: *stares at us like "wtf?"* .////.

........ *takes your arm and pulls in in the lazer tag building* that was HILARIOUS! XDDD

*grins hugely* I try. but seriously, it's true!! look up Aqua and Tifa, you'll seeeee! XD i was discussing this with my friends at linch oce, the guys at our table were all like, "....", it was funny as HELL... why does Japan never consider the small and flat?? *looks around* oh, we're inside? owo

your not- erm....... im not gonna discuss it myself plzthx >///> yeah tifa's definitely- *smacks self* STFU CHRISTOPHER JAMES CULLEN >////////< yeah we're inside >.>

YES IM FLAT, GET OVER IT. *pats you on the back* its ok, you're a guy, i get it. But mishy doesn't care too much 'bout opinions, so you can say whatever you feel like it, lol. ^^; LETS GO PLAY LAZERTAG, KK????

and too innocent nonetheless .///.; but i dont like to say EVERYTHING on my mind. YES LETS PLZTHX. *WALKS to the gun/vest stand, grabs 2 and hands one to you* >:3

thank you good sir >:) *puts it on* do we get to be on the same team?

depends. how much @$$ do you wanna kick? >:)

a whole lot. >:) mind having a ninja with a gun on your team? >:D

only if you like having a sniper on your team >:3

we're all set then. >:3

fun time! >8D *runs into the room. its dark, glowy, and the only light available comes from the black lights. and its practically built like a free for all*

Timer: *counts down*

Take cover! D:>

*laughs maliciously, and hides across from you* i've played in near-pitch-black with only a red siren light to light the room. this is NOTHING. *holds gun up in an attack position, waiting for the timer to finish counting* team up?

you dun get it ._. *ducks just in time to avoid getting blasted by a bolt of light* one hit, you die D:

*grins evilly* even more fun. *runs out of the hiding spot and past a few others, shooting them as i ran, and ducking behind another wall, smiling as a few other players swore loudly* heheh... >:3 *calling loudly* you comin' Chris??

well... iiiii guess i could just let it go then *jumps backwords and disappears for a few seconds. reapperaing behind a few others, i shoot em all and disappear again. i tap you on the shoulder after reappearing again* guess who just had a monster? 8D

you did? XD guess who just drank a VENOM?? >8D *runs out of the hiding spot, shooting any and all opponents that come by* HOLY SH*T I FEEL LIKE VINCENT VALENTINE! XD *hides after that killing run*

i <3 venom! 8D *grins sadistically and runs past every one shooting them without them even noticing me*

people: WTF hax!? D8>

Me: *hides with you* i love this game *big half crazed grin*

oh me tooooo~! *mimics your grin* let's kick some @$$, shall we? >:)

ladies first *bows and offers you to go first*

certainly >:) *runs out and starts shooting, barely avoiding getting shot herself*

*runs out to back you up, shooting people behind you to double the amount of damage* >:D

not really, but, you know D:

*snatches your wallet* NO. I'M BUYING. >:C

*snatches it back* fine. hur-RUMPH. I:(

put your candy on the counter. >:( *to the cashier* can i get these in separate bags please? ^^

Cashier: *rolls eyes and nods, dumping all my stuff into a bag*

*does* there. happy? :P

very. ^^

Cashier: *counts up all YOUR stuff and puts it in a separate bag. he lazily points at the total cost on the register screen*

M'kay! *counts out monays*

*antsy to get a sugar rush* C8

JEEZ, chris, calm down! XD *gives cashier teh moneys*

Cashier: *gives back change* have a nice day...

*takes change and grabs my bag* thank ya! :D *zoom, out the door*

*zooms out the door w/ you* dont ya just love those cashiers? *caveman face* hurv a nice dai... XD

pffft... yeahhh... its like they have nothing better to do XD *unwraps a mystery dumdum and sticks it in my mouth* hrmmmm.... cherry+orange.... not bad.

i stick to root beer. only flavor i know XD *opens a cherry dr pepper i got for myself and pops a carmellow into my mouth* i LOVE these things, my God ^^

*muffled by the dumdum* i like reghulr mawshmelloz beffer. :P squiffy.

XD *gulps down some dr pep.* feeling... sugar.... rush... coming on... C8

oh FUMM. fo.... do we wamma pway lafertab?

*with a lisp* i thhhhupose we thhhOULD pway wattttther tag XDDD

*takes dumdum out of my mouth* hey, don't be makin' fun of lispspspspsps, ya'll. :P *puts the dumdum bak in my mouth and runs for the lazertag place*

h-hey! dont choke on that thing, now! D: *runs after you*

whab awe u tawking aboup? :D *reaches the lazertag place* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

if you fall, i dont want you getting a dumdum caught in your throat! D: AWESOME, WE MADE IT!

opay FIIIME. *crunches down on it, shattering what was left of the dumdum. i toss the stick into the nearest trashcan and run into the lazertag place* 8D

*runs in after you* 83

*sees a line* damnit. *gets in line* -_-

*same* weeeeeee COULD always get fast passes ..>

this isn't Disney, Chris XD

close enough :P

Line: *shorter*

if you fall, i dont want you getting a dumdum caught in your throat! D: AWESOME, WE MADE IT!

D8 *reaches it a split second after you*

*lands on my stomach and snaps fingers* damn. looks like im paying ^^;

what are you talking about, you got there first ._.;

IM STILL PAYING O_O

NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU BOUGHT THE CARNIVAL TICKETS. O_O

WELL YA KNOW WHAT???? i like spoiling my friends :P

well you know what? i like being fair. I'M BUYING. >:(

*sigh* okay fine

take whatever you want. and if you get something cheap just because you dont want me to pay for it, i WILL hurt you. ^^

kayfine o.o *starts digging through the dumdums*

*hunts for dark chocolate*

*pulls out a LOT of root beer flavored pops* :3 NOW for the real goods *looks for pop rocks and soda*

*grabs three bars of the chocolate* oy! did you see any mystery's in there? D:

i guess we'll know when we actually pay- *knocks into a soda machine with TONS of soda. including MD and Dr. Pepper* .............. *looks up and prays mouthing "thank you..."* mree-heeheeheeheeheehee... >83

*sees what you bumped into* oh boy. *runs for the dumdums and starts digging out the mystery and grape pops*

*takes out two dr. pep's* you want anything out of the fridge?

mountain dew please. voltage preferably. ^^ *hunts for snickers bars*

*scrolls down the fridge* voltage... voltage... voltage-VOLTAGE! :D *grabs two*

*grabs a few snickers bars, plus a few crunch bars* Mishy loves teh chocolatesssss....

*grabs a bag of carmellows from a bucket* i LOVE these things. caramel and marshmellow dipped in chocolate :3

MARSHMELLOWS, HOLY CRAP. *grabs a big bag of plain mini marshmellows* i went through TWO of these in one weekend once XD

you told me XD you ready to check out? :)

YES, GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I TAKE THE WHOLE STORE ._. *runs to the checkout*

good idea >.> *follows you*

*dumps all the stuff on the counter* :D

Cashier: ._.; *starts typing number ssinto the register*

*wallet at the ready* :L

*sprints like the f*cking DARKSIDE is after me* D8>

((khwiki is a wonder. search darkside :3))

*dives for the candy shop* <8C

*does the same* HELL. YEAH. >:D

Me: iscribble?

Audio: 5. 4. 3. 2...

oh come on why hasn't it starte- *it does* YEAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Me: kay :3

*totally not holding on to the handlebars/restraints* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

*clinging to them like a security blanket* WOOOO-HOOHOOHOOOOOOO!!

*the coaster goes around one loop and barely makes on loop, going back wards* HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

*totally having fun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

*after the loop, we're stuck upsidedown for a good couple of seconds* THIS. IS. AWESOME!!! thank God I didn't say sparta XD

if you had, i would've had to kill you XD

*my face has turned purple from the blood rushing to my head* i doubt it cause we're both strapped in and you'd be liable for lawsuit :D

pff. we're artists, we can do whatever we want! i could just bring you back to life :P this ride better move. NAOOOO.

pooooooooooiiiiiiiiii *ride goes for a fuul loop* IIIIIIIIIIIIYEAAAAAAAAHOOOO!!!!!!!

*just laughs the whole way*

((yeah, i laugh when i ride amusement rides. i'm weird like that. :3))

*after a last pool, the rides over* HAHAHAA!! hehehehe... wheeeee... that was fun XD

heeeeee~ yeah it was.... *takes off the restraints and gets off the ride*

*follows your example and takes out the park map* soooooooo... whats next? they've got an arcade w/ lazar tag, and a rollercoaster.

LAZERTAG ._. WHERE IS IT?!

its right behind us-

*in the building comes the notorious sound of 'BLAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!'*

... no wait- that's the..... *looks at the map* wrong one... this way! :D *runs off*

*eagerly follows* :D lazertag, lazertag, LAZERTAG! just a warning, i'm a beast at this.

oh, of that i have no doubt XD *stops dead in my tracks when i spot a candy shoppe* o.o .........

*also stops* hey, what're you---- o.o...... last one there buys. *bolts to the shop*

*SPRINTS LIKE HELL* >8C

*slaps self* no. bad. no sugar for chris. srry about that. primal instinct >.>;

pff. we're artists, we can do whatever we want! i could just bring you back to life :P this ride better move. NAOOOO.

*hops to her fert, completely unharmed* YEP!!! :D *runs down the last flight of stairs, jumps the last five steps, and loses her balance when she lands, falling on her side, laghing the whole time*

((i actually did that once XD not the fall down two flights thing, the run downstairs jump the steps then fall thing, yes.))

*finds this to be hilarious* XDDDDD TWO can play at that game! >:3 *tires to do the same thing, but tries to do the whole last flight and trips, rolling down the stairs and landing on my stomach* ow. :D

((must've be pretty funny XD ooh, ooh! guess who made an rp piiiiiiiiiiiiiic :3))

*LMFAO* you okay, chris? XD

((it was AMAZING XD then again, i was high on MD so yeah. my mind ws somewhat fuzzy XD lemme guess, you? XD))

*sits up* perfectly fine XD

((lawl, id probbably do the same thing XD yes me. ill upload it 2day :3))

*sits up also* heheh. the things ice cream and cookies can do to a teenager... XD

((*WANTS TO SEE*))

*also gets up and starts walking out the door* feh! you should see my acting XD

((you'll see it soon :3))

heheh! maybe i should. XD you should see MINE. prb'ly not as good as yours, but i GUESS it's ok XD

((WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE))

oh, im sure you're awesome! just be sure to leave your ego at the door XD

((no. the wii's over here XD))

oh, don't worry, i'm not a DIVA XP

((but.... we have one over here too!!! D: post it yet? ._.))

GOOD XD

((lawl jk :P yup as you saw :D))

soooooo nao whut? it's dark ._.

((yeeeeeps :D))

Casinopolis maybe? :D

((:3))

iiiiiiiiiiii'm not one for gambling ._.

((you love that face don'tcha?))

..... carnival night zone? :L

((so are you :P))

ooh! sounds fun :D

((:3 ..... XD))

*timeskip* well, heres are ticket stumps, so lets go on some rides! :D

((o u XD))

YAYYYYYYYYY! where do you wanna go? i ride anything and everything. *big grin* *is a roller coater/thrill ride junkie*

((no UUUUUUUUUUUUU))

*spots a ride like a roller coaster exept its a huge loop that can stay upsode down for a few seconds* ...... >:3

*spots the same ride* ohhhhhh yes. >:3

*darts towards it* here i come, screaming vortex's of terror! >X3

*chases after you* HEY! slow down, i'm not a runner!! D8>

*waits for you to catch up* huh. you said you liked it better than swimming ._.

They're about equal in my list, especially with my new gym teacher. DX i hate that damned PACER... *gets in line*

you guys have pacers??? we're not THAT avanced! we get all the crap equipment and our rivals get all the good stuff DX *gets in line with you*

no not THOSE pacers! like, the thing that beeps and you have to have run to the other side before it beeps or you're done? i can barely hit 30 DX i AM somewhat good at basketball tho. and a beast at floor hockey :3

o. i prefer wii fit personally >.> im not good at much. exept being a grunt DX *we're closer to getting on the ride*

meh. wii fit's OKAY..... if it were up to me, i'd go outside and do something but it's too cold to do much of anything XP

i can only imagine XD 2012 WAS AWESOME.

OH MY GOSH YES IT WAS. DUDE. EPIC. WIN. 8D

though i think they kinda over used irony a little much XD

did i just contradict myself? dammit >.>

LOL XD

hur. *the line starts moving* oh look, we're next to ride! :D

omigoshYAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~!

*i sit down and strap myself in* fun time >:3

good ^^ *noms on cookie*

heheh ^^; FFFFFFFFFFFF its my 50th pic FFFFFFFFFFFF

OMG RLY!? you should get another cookie. :3

not until they approve my 51st pic :P

oh FIINE. *stares at the still-setting sun*

ok now i can take it *noms* ^^

its getting pretty dark...

yeah.... maybe we should head back. *nibbles on cookie*

RACEYADOWNREADYSETGO! *tries to dart off, but trips over myself* XDDDDDDDD

pffffffffff.... XD *nooms the rest of the cookie, picks you up off the ground, then bolts down the stairs* YOU'RE TOO SLOW!

*races after you* SHOW ME YO MOVES! >:3

*trips and falls two flights of stairs* ...ow.

DDDDDD8> *runs down and helps you up* you ok!? D:>

OOH LEMME SEE! *takes the stick and looks at both sides* looks like you didn't--- HEYYYY you DID win! :D

WOOT! 8D take it. you deserve one more than moi :3

nah, lets just save it 'till next time, so we only pay for one. ^^ *stares back out at the sun* so i totally got into this hour-long kingdom hearts discussion/rant with my-friend's-boyfriend-who-also-happens-to-be-my-friend. :D it was AWESOME. XD

*stares at sun while talking* dont you love it when you can rant/discuss something with someone? even if its someone you don't know? :D i know you know him :P

YES. that's ALWAYS fun. i think its awesome to be able to say, "dude, i totally had an epic rant/discusion about (topic) with this random kid!" :D yeah, it was mostly our expectations and theories for birth by sleep XD

hur. i usually talk to Critic about upcoming games and events. even though i got her into sonic, she does most of the ranting XD

i can blame my dad for kingdom hearts and pokemon. XP i blame ashy for the sonic, tho XD yeah. when i rant, its usually about something i find funny or weird. like how Marluxia (pronounced Mar-LOO-sha) has a supah manly/sexy voice in Re:CoM, and yet i confused him for a woman until halfway through my second run-through of plain CoM. XD but seriously. he flips his hair and flowers come out. XD

i blame myself for pokemon >.> and my old old out of contact friend for sonic >.> i guess he has a florid personality? *BADUM-PISH*

lol

*almost falls off the ledge laughing* XD i think i'll use that in the fic XD OH! btw, i'm writing a fanfic. a KH one. 13 chaps+prologue. aaaaall plaaaanned ooooooout. :3

ill be sure tho read that one :3 even though ill have no idea whats going on plot wise ._.

well, it doesnt follow the game. its actually not based on ANY of the games. i've decided to practice more "slice of life" kind of stuff. you know, my life's been kinda hectic lately, i need something realistic to write about. i like the plot, if the fic does well, i'll adapt it into a real BOOK, liek, a novel or something. :3 i have to type up the plot line, so when i do, i'll shoot you an email :3

i know what you mean, its been crazy around here too. i cant wait to read it! :D im not much of a fan fic writer myself, but ive been thinking of doing one lightly based around my life :3

ok, critic seems to be liking it (and THATS saying something) so i'll send you the plotline later, if you wanna read it.

a sonic fanfic i presume? or just a story about you?

id like that very much.

maybe ill just make myself a Mobian and call it original >.>

ok, i've sent the outline.... go read plz.

heheh. i did a self insert once too. only it wasn't a "self" insert, it was me+my friend's ocs..... first fic twilly was in (in her old design). they were a team called "the hurricanes", one echidna, all the others wolf hybrids.

my computer keeps going kaput when i try to open my e-mail D:

yeah. i did that in one of my drawings.

Mish: what are WE doing here? -_-

Critic: lawl, who cares *imhappyplz*

Mish: and poorly drawn?

Critic: ...?

oy! STOP THE LOW SELF ESTEEM! DX i swear, i'll push you off this ledge.

FINE, ill send u a pm later thennnnn....

NOES! D: kay ill stooooop...

kewl. omg, i need to stop procrastinating on MY fic XP

good. :P

did you read my thing? and YES stop procrastinating :P

YES i did :3 kay i just have to jut up a few more pics >.>

did you REPLY?!

and yay.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

eyup :3

*noms on a double-chocolate-chip cookie* yay~! *gives you one*

*gives it back* i don't deserve one yet. YET :P

TAME THE COOKIE. *weegee stare*

I MEANT TO SAY TAKE. *WEEGEEEE STARE*

*looks away and eats the cookie* kayiateitnowdowntkillme o.o

AAH! you didn't check the stick!! D: it could have been a "winner" ..... *hastily finishes popsicle and inspects the stick on both sides* b'awww..... we'll have to remember last time....

D8 *dives into trash can, looking for the stick*

XDDDDDDD jeez, it's not like it's THAT big of a prize.... it's an extra ice-cream when you go get another one ^^;

*fishes it out* too late i got it already :D *erases the trash and grease stains from my clothes*

*next, not last

1- :3

2- LOL IKR?!

3- omg, 200th comment!

1. *backs away* o.o

2. we're sneaking a twilight joke into my play btw >:3

3. OMG YOU'RE RIGHT! you get a cookie! :D

1- actually..... *chakrams* BURN, baby!! >:D *twirls one around*

2- what, what is it?
2.1- our play is "taming of the shrew" :P im going to watch it because apparently they beta people up :3 yayyyy for the school news channel! :D

3- YAYYYYY!!

1. *COWERS* DDD8>

2- Actor #1: "I just don't understand! With all these writers who've only written for one month, and acting teams and........ TWILIGHT."
Actor #2: "I drew the cover for that! >:O"
Actor #1: "IT WAS AN APPLE!! >8C"
2. we're doing an original one. "Manuscript Mayhem". we're all writers. an fish XDDD (inside joke)

3. *draws up a cookie* :3

1- dun worry, i wont use 'em. got that memorized? now let's go get some ice cream. :3

2- oh LAWLZZZZZZZZZZZ XD

3- YAY! *nomz*

1. awesome! *goes*

2. twas my idea :3

1- *puts the chakrams away* OKAY then we go sit on a tall building, not fall, stare at the sun, and laugh randomly :3

2- *applauds*

3- oh, pish posh. *gives you half*

1. sounds like a plan ^^

2. *bows*

3. thank you, miss! :D *nomz*

1- YAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *runs off to random ice cream store*

2- :P

3- ^^ *noms*

1. *runs wit you*

2. >.>

3. *BIG NOM with a gulp of milk* thiiiiiis is the life -v-

1- *to random lady behind the counter* two seasalt ice creams please? :D *obtains ice cream and runs out*

2- lol.

3- yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

(brb dinner)

and an extra lemon sorbet with gummy bears and marshmellow syrup plz. thank you~ :D *runs out wit you*

you know, the point of this whole thing is to replicate a videogame scene, riiiiiight? :P

oh. ok. *throws em away*

XD *heads up the hill to the station tower*

(ok NOW its dinner time >.>)

*runs along side you* :D

*reaches the bottom of the clock tower* fffffffffffffff. stairs. *sighs* let's do this. *runs inside and right for the stairs*

*sigh* lets go *runs right behind you around the stairs*

*after ten flights of stairs*

*finally reaches the top* HUFF... HUFFF. OKAY THEN. *catches breath* whoo. a'ight. *sits on the ledge, and holds out one of the blue popsicles* ice cream? ^^

*joins you and take the popsicle* plz ^^

*sits and stares at the sunset* .... *sighs and noms ice cream*

*noms popsicle* as cheery and awesome as this is, can we stop ruining our eyes? XD no, jk :P

hahah XD *lightly pushes you* don't you be falling off now :P

*doesnt* you told me not to, so i guess i have to obey :P

heh. only roxas fell of, and that was apparently a dream, so yeah. lol. axel roxas and xion would always be pushing and shoving each other up here, and none ever fell, so i guess it's not canonly possible to fall. *rant over* ...wow, that probably made no sense. ._.

mede sense to me. great minds think alike ^^ and actually understand what the other says XD

HECK YES! *victory pose* just make sure to not stand up on the ledge suddenly. OH MY GOSH, ROXAS PULLED A SILVER. XDDDDDDDDD

*DIES* WHYYYYYY!?!?!? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY!?!?!? DDDDDDDX kay im done :P *finishes popsicle*

no no no, it was just one line........ *clears throat* ..... "IT'S NO USE!" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

oh. that one. thats less annoying :P

heheh. i gotta tell that one to critic when she come sback, she makes fun of it all the time XD *noms ice cream* ...which one were you thinking of? XP

*FIST* that one :3 *bites out of other ice cream*

lol NO XD no that one XD *noms ice cream* at least he doesn't yell *points* "FAKER!!" when he first meets sora XD

no kidding XD at least anti-sora didnt say "looks like its back to the drawing board!" XDDD (brb)

oh NIIIIIIIICE. *noms ice cream*

irk? c: *NOM*

heheh. *stares at sun again* goin' trick-or-treating tomorrow.

*stares also* im havin a party. then going to the AWESOME haunted house. but this is their last year :c

jeez, that sucks..... better be good, then. we're doing a marathon this year. running through four subdivisions, ending on mine. *noms*

lucky you :P ive been trying to find something i can do thats productive, but im just not a sports person... *stares at my ice cream, then noms the last of it, starting to eat the cone*

me neither.... umm... you think eating a popsicle stick is a good idea? ^^;

ice creams: *are POPSICLES XD*

i though you got ice creams *the stick is already in my throat*

*whomps your back to make it come out* yeah, it's because they called it "ice cream" in the game! XD like DIS. http://reveriedream.deviantart.com/art/Kingdom-ICE-62573855

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i need to get that DX soon as i stop being addicted to the force unleashed :3

OMG MY DAD PLAYS DAT GAME. :3

huuuuuuuuuur. my dad's stuck on lego star wars. which I bought DX

LAWL. *ice cream nom*

its not that funny when its your game D: *throws away stick*

*brb setting the table >.>

3. *in a jeeves the butler-like voice* mine is but to serve <:|

Mecha: ffffzzzgttzzzzz.... *eyes turn red instead of green, and she suddenly shoots out a burst of flame*

Me: brb dinner

Vamp: *flies away from it, snatching his katanas and elevating, knowing that mecha is handicapped and cannot reach him there*

Mecha: *jumps up, boosting her leap with her engine, and swipes at him, scratching him in the leg*

me: kk.

Vamp: *tries to avoid it, but get slit on his ankle. dives towards mecha, katana first*

Mecha: *due to the glitsch, doesn't react fast enough*

Me: *bites fingernails( don't bust her up TOO bad... she'll be HELL to fix! DX

Vamp: *understands this and retracts the katanas. instead ramming into its stomach, covered in a cocoon like chain wrap*

Mecha: *is bashed into* ZZZZZZTTTT!!! *collapses sideways onto the ground, sparking*

Vamp: *crashes into the ground, still engulfed in chains, and emerges with each chain rushing back into him until they're all gone. he still keeps his distance, aware that it might be faking it*

Mecha: ZZZzzzzzzztttzzzttt..... *dead as a doornail*

Vamp: *relaxes and reverts his wings back to a jacket* that vas a good work out...

Me: and i'm gonna have an even better one fixing her XD

Mecha: *sparkspark*

Vamp: um... yeah sorry about dat.

Me: can i program 'er? :3

Me: noooo... i already had a new one set. *holds up a chip NO NOT THE CHARACTER* ^^

Me: oh good :D thank you for not holding up chip the dog fairy thing. i would have really hated to have blasted your hand off along with him :D

Me: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT EMO WHEN CHIP DIED?? sometimes i feel like i'm the only one who found him utterly adorable.

Me: thats cause its probably true >.>

Girl at my school: *in a perfect navi voice* HEY! LISTEN! *continues for the rest of lunch* :D

Me: STFU AMBER!!! DDDX

Me: my friends do that too XD but really. why is chip SO BAD?

hes generic, the least bit useful, annoying, and voiced by silver

1. don't bash silver, kay? D:<

2. how is the god of light not useful? iiiiii don't think there'd BE a sonic unleashed WITHOUT chip.

1. *razz* >:D

2. because there'd be no plot. because hes a plot device :P

1: *points a machine gun* >:D

2: EXACTLY. the game would not be complete without him. it's like bashing the daemons, you do that, they come and bite your head off. :3

1. *raises hands* O.O

2. just like the twilight fan-base! D:>

Mecha: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. RECONFIGURING ATTACK STRATEGY. LOADING... *replaces the flamethrower with the machine gun, and opens her mouth*

Vamp; *extends both katanas and sticks them both into the ground, leaving them there. he lets a chain extend from his forearm and spikes grow from it. he swings it waiting for the next move mecha will mave*

Mecha: *suddenly takes off with a big boost from her engine. she rains bullets on the hybrid as she swoops over*

Vamp: *as if the chain had a mind of its own, it stops the bullets in midair, impaled on each spike. he then whips a second chain from his free arm and it latches on to mecha's legs, pulling vamp along with it*

Mecha: *claws at the chain with her front legs, and flies in loops to try to free herself*

Vamp: *he hangs on, trying to climb foreword with some difficulty in keeping his balance*

Mecha: *pulls a spinning corkscrew. i.e., MUCHO SPINNING*

Vamp: t-t-this i-is w-w-w-w-where it g-gets a l-little... *looks a little pale even though he's a freaking vampire*

Mecha: *is a machine, therefore does not feel fear or anxiety. she keeps up the maneuver to the best of her capability*

Vamp: *finally deciding to go to a different tactic, he releases the chains grip and goes spiraling out of control, but manages to regain his focus. and stomach* uugh... chow fun... WHY is it ALWAYS chow fun?

Mecha: *pulls out of the spin and levels out, hovering in the air* PERHAPS DIFFICULTY LEVEL IS TOO HIGH?[/font]

Vamp: no i just ate something last night. keep going! *dives to retrieve katana blades*

Mecha: *dives for the katanas, and snatches them up in her jaws*

Vamp: *gets a little ticked off as those are private possessions and wraps a chain around his fist, spikes included, and punches mecha from the side of its face*

Mecha: *BAM, is hit. a small dent is made and her jaws open slightly, and the katanas slide out. she makes a strange mechanical whirring sound and slams her foot into the katanas and digs her claws into the ground, firmly pinning them to the ground* EASIER TO DEAL WITH TARGET WHEN DISARMED.[/font] *opens mouth and starts shooting at vamp again*

Vamp: *blocks his vital organs with both fists w/ chains around them. think iron man. he is still being grazed by the bullets and winces* no pain... no- ERG- gain.

Mecha: *stops the assault* REPEAT REQUEST. LOWER DIFFICULTY?[/font]

Vamp: no. *slowly starts to regenerate* i have learned to live vith pain. it is just a part of who i am. *he removed the chains from his arms, covered in holes from the spikes in his chains, but no blood is dripping. they start to seal back up*

Mecha: ACKNOWLEDGED.[/font] *keeping the katanas pinned down, she swings her huge METAL tail at him*

Vamp: *is hit by it, but counters the weight and swings mecha around once and into a random rock* clearly i am clever, non? *his regeneration stopped for a moment due to him moving, but resumes*

Mecha: *bashes into the rock, crumpling a part of her wing* DAMAGE SUSTAINED. FOE APPEARS TO REGENERATE. REFORMULATING ATTACK STRATEGY.[/font] *suddenly shoots a big heavy net out of it's mouth*

Vamp: *he gets caught in the net and tries to break free using a spike from his chain. its not a saw, so its taking a few seconds* c'mon, c'mon!

Mecha: *advances towards the trapped hybrid. her wing is visibly damaged*

Vamp: *his adrenaline rush is over and he's thinking clearly again* wait... vat am i doing? *he extends the chain further with all the spikes and slashes through the net. he notices mecha coming and prepares himself*

Mecha: *suddenly runs forward at an unusually high speed (not nearly as fast as sonic, but fast for how you'd thing a big metal thing would run) and slashes at vamp, huge claws extended*

Vamp: *he wraps the chain around his full body when mecha charges and it takes the hit from mecha, latching onto its claw. Vamp then emerges from it and runs faster and faster around mecha, obviously trying to disable it by binding its feet*

Mecha: *sees what he's trying to do and sticks her tail out to trip him*

Vamp: *rams into it head on, but thinks fast and grabs the tail while he still has momentum going, swinging mecha around and throwing it away once more*

Mecha: *anticipates this situation, and lands on her feet, sliding a bit. she shoots at him out of her mouth again*

Vamp: *he backflips multiple times, pushing off with his legs in a leap, and landing on a wall, clinging to it spider-man style*

Mecha: *runs at him, boosting her speed with her engine, aiming to squash him against the wall with her head*

Vamp: *rushes out of the way, running on the wall on all fours. very un-vampiric*

Mecha: *bashes into the wall head-first*

Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Me: why for you fffff?

Vamp: *stops a moment on the wall, still on all fours*

Me: because my robot just bashed into a wall. HEAD FIRST. WHERE IT'S THINKING-SYSTEMS ARE. beware of glitchy behavior. o_o; *hides*

Mecha: zz.zzzzzgzzt..... *backs away from the wall, sparking a bit*

Me: wait for meh! D8 *dives behind your hiding place*

Vamp: mmmmmmmmmrr... *puts on his game face and forms his wings again*

b'aww. OMFG MY FRIENDS ARE EMBARASSING MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! >/////<;

they teasing you about mcsnapple? XD

here's what happened:

Me: lol so like, did i tell you about how mcsnapple kicked my butt in brawl? *tells them*
Friends: XD
Friend 1: lol that sounds like fun XD
Friend 2: my my, you have SUCH romantic dates!
Friend 1: I KNOW RIGHT?
Me: har har har. -////-;
Friend 2: haha, if that was just a date, imagine the wedding!! XDDDD
Friend 1: XDDDD
Me: O///////O; GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!!!! *turns knuckles-red*
Friends: XDDDDDDD

*ok seriously, stop it ive been stone cold dead for about 3 hours*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

that would suck ._.

what, being embarassed or being married at my current age? cuz i think they BOTH suck XD

well, now that you mention it XDDD

:P

yeah :P to you too

*RAZZEZZZZZZZ*

OI!!! >:o *RAZZZZZZZZZZ*

don't make me call mecha over here. >:(

you started it!! DX

I'LL STILL CALL MECHA! O_O

ILL call perfect! >:C

MECHA CAN NOM ON DEMONS, SHE'S A MECHANICAL DRAGON.

what make you think i have a problem with perfect getting the crap beaten out of him? XD

................poooooooooooooooooooooint.....

well, you still wanna beat the crap outta an imaginary anthro? :P

Me: YES.

Mecha: *lands with a loud WHUMP* REPORTING. WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND?[/color]

actually ive got someone who needs a little more screen time. how about-

Vamp: hi.

Me: STOP IT, DAMMIT!! DX

Vamp: can i help it if you're oblivious?

Me: *glare*

Mecha: ......

Me: i really wish i didn't have to type all that bbcode stuff out EVERY SINGLE TIIIME.... Mecha, load the practice fight.

Mecha: ANALYZING OPPONENT. SPECIES: HEDGECOYOTE. VAMPIRIC. FORMULATING ATTACK STRATEGY. *wings open up defensively, and she opens her mouth, as if to roar, but no sound comes out* LOADING...

Vamp: hmm... I've never had to face a beast of mechaniloid origin. this should be an interesting tvist. *his jacket goes SWOOSH turning into wings which is totally not a reference to meta knight. he open his palm, the tip of his first of the twin katana blades protruding from his palm*

Me: I wish i weren't so damn SPECIFIC bout my writing. but that IS annoying.

Mecha: FLIGHT CAPABLE. WEAPON GENERATION. RECONFIGURING ATTACK STRATEGY.

Me: i'ma puttin' this here so i can just copy-paste. [co lor= gre en ][font=][/f ont][/c olor][/font]

Vamp: ill make you a deal... *his seems to relax his posture a little* ill let you have ze first move.

Me: you're thinking. unlike me XD

Mecha: OPTION NOT LOGICAL. ATTACKING FIRST ONLY GIVES OPPONENT ADVANTAGE. *suddenly shoots at vamp with a machine gun out it's mouth*

Vamp: somuchforzattactic *both katanas are fully extracted now. he slices at the bullets at lightning fast speeds, cutting them clean in half as they are deflected*

Mecha: SPEED HIGHER THAN ANTICIPATED. *closes mouth, and when it opens it again, the machine gun had changed to a flamethrower. it shoots out a burming tongue of flame*

Vamp: *he jumps up away from the flame, hovering in place out of fear, as fire is one of the vampires weakness'. TAKE THAT STEPHANIE MYER :P*

Mecha: *seems to grin, even though this is impossible* WEAKNESS IDENTIFIED. UPDATING ATTACK STRATEGY... SETTING LIMITATIONS.... COMPLETE. *takes off after vamp and opens its mouth, ready to fire another blast*

Vamp: *he realizes what has happened and quickly enacts a counter move. he retreacts one blade and sends a chain lashing toward MD like a tendril*

Mecha: ! *swerves to the side, and then nomz on the chain, yanking it hard to pull vamp towards her. she hovers in place with her engine*

Vamp: !! not bad, you. *he deliberately races past mecha, dive bombing to the ground. the chain, as if it had a will of its own, wraps around mechas muzzle and pulls it along with vamp*

Mecha: !!! *is jerked around. she spits a small burst of flame in an attempt to melt the chain*

Vamp: *the chain coming from his body, he feels a slight burn and winces but continues towards the ground. the chain is barely holding*

Mecha: *suddenly flaps hard and jets with her engine, trying to pull away*

Vamp: *the chain breaks and Vamp grimaces while rectacting the rest of it. he detracts both of his katana and plunges them into the ground to keep him from sliding too far away as he lands* mmmmmmph... damn.

Mecha: *hovers in the air, tilting her wings slightly to stay straight* STRATEGY IS OVER-EFFECTIVE. LOWER DIFFICULTY LEVEL?

Vamp: just keep ze fire out of ze equation, and we'll be on even terms

uh, yeah. i'm horny, yeah.

♪girl, you FIIIIiiiiIIIIiiiiIIIINE~!♪

you know they always have to say "smooth" "soft" and "silky" in every song, like

girl, u-ch-uh-uh---u-ch-uh-uh- you're smooooth -u-ch-uh-uh---u-ch-uh-uh-- yeah you soft-- u-ch-uh-uh--- GIRL YOU FIIIIIiiiiIIIIIiiiIIIINE~!♪

*moar dying*

I already have names picked out, you know. first kid, boy, girl, i dont care, i'm gonna name it "rrrrrrrr." i think it's BEAUTIFUL. it's feminine, but strong at the same time. time for bed, rrrrr. I SAID TIME FOR BED, RRRRRRRR. NO COOKIES, RRRRRRR!!!! D8<

*aint gettin any deader*

XDDDDD ok, i'll stop! XDDDDDD

*too late, im dead as a doornail*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. *gets the aed machine* ima skipping CPR!! >///>; wake up NAO or i ZAPZZ YAAAAA!!!

*not waking up*

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!! CLEAR!!! *ZZZZZAAAAAAAAP*

*i wake up with my fur singed* o___o; ........ what... just happened?

you died of funny and i wasn't about to give you cpr. >////>;

O///O; erm... thanks...

YOU'RE WELCOME ^^;

um... yeah ^^;

eyup. >.>

hey hey hey guess whut? O_O

chicken butt :D jk, wut? o.o

i got asked to homecoming O_O;

omg, REALLY!? and YOU said guys dont check you out ;D