Gasp! The tables have turned!

*Gasp!* Dirge being wedgied by a wee littlun? (Eh...I've been reading "Lord of the Flies" too much...). But, yes! It is! Dirge, who could stand up to McPhee and the rest of the world, can be outsmarted by the little next-door-neighbor girl! By the way, that's no specific profanity. Fill in the blank yourself, you dirty animals! (JK, I love you guys!)