Arnold and Helga

A: Helga, when can I get my hat back? You've had it for three days now, and I really want-<br />
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H: Fine, you can have it back; on one condition... I want Hat <br />
Privileges. <br />
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A: Do what? <br />
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H: I get the hat on Mon., Wed., and Fri.; and you can wear it on Tues., Thurs., and Sat.<br />
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A: This is ridiculous. <br />
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H: Stinky lets Lila wear his football jacket almost everyday!<br />
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A: Yeah, but they're a COUPLE, as in DATING.<br />
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H: You break my heart, football head.<br />
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A: Alright, fine... I agree to the conditions!<br />
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H: Nope. Too late, Arnoldo. The hat stays with me. <br />
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A: *sigh*<br />
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I love writing dialogue. This was done in colored pencil and edited <br />
in Picture It.