Steve

I had a randomness fight with my friend's brother....I won of course. So I decided to make a Ninja Pirate Warrior. His name is Steve.

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M: Don't you know I'm a ninja master?!
H: Oh yeaaahh Well I have ninja-pirate-warriors!
M: So.
H: Sooo I also have a man-eating mountain named Carl
M: I can hide from mountains
H: But not my NPW's. They taught you everything you know.
M: Nuh uh, I'm self taught
H: They wrote the ninja training books.
M: Oooh Welll um....
H: PWNAGE!!!!1!1!