Dressed Up (drag)

The song in the background... just in case you can't read it... was responsible for this...<br />
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My girlfriend says, I can't wear her clothes anymore.<br />
Oh! Oh!<br />
She thinks I look just like a 10 dollar whore.<br />
Oh! Oh!<br />
I don't care how my family feels;<br />
This dress says 'sex' with grandmother's heels.<br />
<br />
I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body,<br />
So oddly.<br />
The boys at the drag club thought I was<br />
A hottie,<br />
'Til she caught me.<br />
<br />
I will die if I can't wear your<br />
Spandex pants,<br />
When I dance.<br />
I hope my fetish won't affect<br />
Our romance;<br />
Or cause distance.<br />
<br />
I just want to go back to a time before.<br />
Oh! Oh!<br />
She knew that I raided her underwear drawer.<br />
Oh! Oh!<br />
G-strings, silk things: you know I love them all.<br />
How can this red leopard print bra appall?<br />
<br />
I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body,<br />
So oddly.<br />
The boys at the drag club thought I was<br />
A hottie,<br />
'Til she caught me.<br />
<br />
I will die if I can't wear your<br />
Spandex pants,<br />
When I dance.<br />
I hope my fetish won't affect<br />
Our romance;<br />
Or cause distance.<br />
<br />
Woo!<br />
Come on girl.<br />
I'm a naughty little girl-<br />
Little boy-<br />
Little girl.<br />
<br />
Woo!<br />
Come on girl.<br />
<br />
I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body,<br />
So oddly.<br />
The boys at the drag club thought I was<br />
A hottie,<br />
'Til she caught me.<br />
<br />
I will die if I can't wear your<br />
Spandex pants,<br />
When I dance.<br />
I hope my fetish won't affect<br />
Our romance<br />
Or cause distance.<br />
<br />
<br />
Crap... I just realized I mis-spelled 'girlfriend' in the picture... hrm.. oh well.<br />
Anywho... yeah, the correct response to this picture is, ''AHH! AHHH! MY EYES!!!!"