Arsenic and Old Lace pg. 1

Yes, the first page. I tried to put it up before, but it didn't work.

Just for the record: I don't own this play or movie of show. I just have no creativity at the moment... AND I PUT SOME FRIENDS IN!!! (Look out, you might be next!)

Here's the script in case you can't read it:

Officer Neo: It sure was nice of those Brewster gals to invite us over for coffee!

Officer Dez: They're such nice ladies. (Considering their family and all)

Officer Neo: Whaddya mean?

Officer Dez: Well, you see, the Brewster family has a long history of mental illness. [Take their nephews for example.] First, there's Mortimer. He's really the sane one. A theater critic. Then there's Jonathan; they don't talk about him much. And then there's-

Teddy: ~blows horn~

Officer Dez: ...Teddy...

Officer Neo: Teddy! What have we told you about that horn!?

Teddy: Good morning lads! What news do you have from the war front?

Officer Dez: Uh... nothing except that the whole country is behind you Mr. President!

Officer Dez: Yeah, "Mr. President".

Officer Dez: Quiet you...

Teddy: Bully! Bully! Just bully! Well, I'm off to finish digging the Panama Canal... it seems we had another yellow fever victim.

Officer Neo: Oh, what a shame.

Officer Dez: "Tally ho" then!

Teddy: CHARGE!!! ~runs up stairs~

Officer Dez: She thinks the stairs are San Juan Hill.

Officer Neo: I see.

That's all. Please review, and make my comic thrive!!! :)