Meet The Sniper.

Meet The Sniper Transcript.

*A bullet is flying through the air in slow motion, gains speed and blasts through a BLU Sogt's head*
Hawx.:Thanks fer showin' ya head, w*nker!
*Meet The Sniper appears on a slide, with a rifle and three jars of Jarate in the bottom left hand corner*
Hawx.:*Sighs and takes a cigarrete out from his pocket, lights it, takes out a checklist which has Graham, Gulliver, Hail, Ghost, Rozalin and Sakay, all BLU, crossed out and crosses out the BLU Sogt, the only one not crossed out is BLU Gustav* Finally, maybe I can go back to my RV an' get a good nights rest...
RED Ghost:*Standing next to him*Oi, Sniper.
Hawx.:Finally. Ya got the briefcase?
RED Ghost:Yeah, right here.*Shows him the briefcase*
Hawx.:Good, so, why th' hell're ya standing here?
RED Ghost:Because...*Quickly takes out a butterfly knife and tries to stab him in the neck*
Hawx.:*Tumbles back, quickly grabs his Kukri knife and stands up*Ya snake, Gustav.
RED Ghost:Well, of course.*Dematerialises and turns into BLU Gustav*
Hawx.:*Charges at him, Kukri knife high in the air, brings it down across his head*
BLU Gustav:Non!*Parries it with the butterfly knife, sending the Kukri spinning out of his hand and swiftly slashes him across the chest, grabbing him by the body-vest*
Hawx.:Heh...*Sneakily grabs a Jarate and smashes it across his head*GOLDEN SHOWER!!!
BLU Gustav:*Lets go, recoiling and spluttering*Disgusting!!!
Hawx.:*Grabs the rifle, aims*Say goodbye ta yer head, w*nker!*Fires and the screen goes black*
*TF2 flourish music plays and the camera zooms out from him and shows the whole cast*
Hawx.:*Is seen walking to a payphone, starts ringing someone*Hi dad... Dad- ye- n-, don't start please...

Man, this guy took ages to design.

Okay, a few stats and pieces of info.
-He's 6'1 and a half.
-Underneath his fur on his cheek, he has a cut on his left cheek, which he got from Trickster.

So, please comment.=)