We are building a religion...

"We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors
And adding more lanes

We are building a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers
For these pendant key chains

To resist it is useless
It is useless to resist it
His cigarette is burning
But he never seems to ash

He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location
But you'd better come with cash

Now his hat is on backwards
He can show you his tattoos
He is in the music business
He is calling you "DUDE!"

Now today is tomorrow
And tomorrow today
And yesterday is weaving in and out

And the fluffy white lines
That the airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front
Of the waning of the moon

He is handling the money
He's serving the food
He knows about your party
He is calling you "DUDE!"

Now do you believe
In the one big sign
The double wide shine
On the boot heels of your prime

Doesn't matter if you're skinny
Doesn't matter if you're fat
You can dress up like a sultan
In your onion head hat

We are building a religion
We are making a brand
We're the only ones to turn to
When your castles turn to sand

Take a bite of this apple
Mr. corporate events
Take a walk through the jungle
Of cardboard shanties and tents

Some people drink Pepsi
Some people drink Coke
The wacky morning DJ
Says democracy's a joke

He says now do you believe
In the one big song
He's now accepting callers
Who would like to sing along

He says, do you believe
In the one true edge
By fastening your safety belts
And stepping towards the ledge

He is handling the money
He is serving the food
He is now accepting callers
He is calling me "DUDE!"

Do you believe
In the one big sign
The double wide shine
On the boot heels of your prime

There's no need to ask directions
If you ever lose your mind
We're behind you
We're behind you
And let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you
If you ever lose your way

We are building a religion

We are building it bigger

We are building

A religion

A limited

Edition

We are now accepting callers...
For these beautiful...
Pendant key chains"

http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/12/3/2209617/comfort%20eagle.mp3

That's the lyrics of Cake's "Comfort Eagle" which drove me to create this guy. They don't all apply to him, but most of them are pretty close.

Okay, so here's another food fellow for queen-dedede on DA. :D Her evil empire is greatly lacking, and it's no fun to have a dominant good guy army! Where's the threat in that? So here you have Cebolla McCrea, a corrupt onion priest. He's kinda like the people from the Spanish Inquisition. He promotes "Healthfoodism" XD If you refuse his ways, things could go VERY badly for you.

He turned to Ategrains for help to cover up a scandal he was in involving a Twinkie prostitute. He is now her man in charge of "converting" sweet foods (though painful torture) and spreading propaganda through his radio show.

As for personality, he's totally insane. I think, like, maybe his dad left him and that his mother was abusive, and now he's like one of those guys who cuts himself to speed metal. Actually, he has carved sacred markings all over his body, so that about sums him up. I have this urge to draw him half naked with his "hair" down to see how psycho his body would look...

Fun Facts:
- I didn't know what food would worship, so instead of a cross I drew a food pyramid. It also symbolizes his belief in grains being the dominant species, as their part of the pyramid is largest.
- His name comes from two sources. Cebolla being the Spanish word for onion, and McCrea coming from the last name of the lead singer for Cake.

He goes by McCrea as opposed to Cebolla, BTW...