Audrey vs. the smithy... by sirflammingofcorn

Audrey vs. the smithy...

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...and the smithy is winning apparently. :I

LOL, why is it so fun to watch Aud get his scrawny neck wrung? XD

Oh, jeez, it looks like he's licking his hand. XD Maybe he is, as a sad attempt to gross him out and make him let go. :D Hang in there, Aud! *horrible pun totally intended*

For the record, his feet please me. ^^

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Category Miscellaneous » Characters » Male » Adults (30+)
Date Submitted December 3, 2009, 3:19:14 AM
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_ren_tao_fan_ on December 3, 2009, 4:33:07 AM

LOL, it didn't look like he was licking his hand until you said it did. XD
I'm guessing he couldn't keep his mouth shut over something-or-other. :P He seems to be good at getting into trouble XD
His expression is funny. :D And yes. He feet rock. So do his legs. He has nice legs. X3

sirflammingofcorn on December 3, 2009, 8:37:27 PM

Actually, there was a story behind this. XD That hammer he's always carrying around was "borrowed" from a local smithy to chase after a witch at last minutes notice. The smithy caught up to him, but forgot to take the hammer back after beating him up. Thus it's his now. XD

And thanks. 8D

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 4:18:46 AM

YAY STORY! :D I've always kinda wondered why his weapon of choice is a hammer, besides the fact that getting hit with one must really smart. XD

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 4:49:46 AM

Yeah, a hammer isn't most people's choice for a witch hunting tool. XD

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 4:52:24 AM

Well, it's not too bad of a weapon, but I imagine it must be somewhat hard to aim correctly. :P Not that I would know, I've never tried to kill a witch with a hammer before XD

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 4:57:40 AM

I got a giant wrench about the same size as his hammer. :D NO LIE: http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj184/flammingcorn/Compare.jpg

And it's hard for me to even pick up. >_<

So Idaknow how Aud does it. XD

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 5:12:32 AM

THAT'S HUGE. D: It looks heavy!
And Audrey's got skinny arms too, so I really wonder how he does it. XD

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 5:33:08 AM

It is! It's so tall, it comes up to my boobs. XD

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 6:48:11 AM

That's tall. I don't think I'd be able to even lift it XD

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 6:57:38 AM

Well, I'm only 5'2. XD But that makes it close to three feet tall. :D

I can lift it a little, but I gotta use both hands and try really hard. XD

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 7:24:00 AM

Do you know how much it weighs?
I really don't think I'd be able to lift it XD I'm pretty pathetic when it comes to arm strength. :D

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 7:26:10 AM

No, I should weigh it sometime. :D I'll let you know when I do. XD

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 7:28:06 AM

COOL. :D I bet it weighs... A MILLION POUNDS. D:

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 7:37:00 AM

I'd guess about 40. XD

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 7:41:56 AM

40? Huh I wonder how much I can lift. 0_0 Haven't checked in like... years :P

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 7:43:27 AM

XD I never thought about it myself...

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 7:51:05 AM

Well my school used to have a weight room, so that's the only times I ever got to see.

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 9:30:29 AM

Yeah, I haven't seen weights since I went down the sporting goods isle in Wal-Mart by accident looking for the hardware section...

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 9:32:08 AM

Weights are not fun. D: Especially dumbells.

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 10:05:58 AM

I'd say not. >_<

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 11:45:51 AM

I tried to lift one once. I failed. ^^

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 4:39:00 PM

XD

Falconlobo on December 3, 2009, 6:01:13 AM

nice pose and expression

sirflammingofcorn on December 3, 2009, 8:36:03 PM

Thanks. :D

Falconlobo on December 4, 2009, 5:37:10 AM

np