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Worthless by sirflammingofcorn
Worthless by sirflammingofcorn


"I can't take this kinda pressure
I must confess one more dusty road
Would be just a road too long


I just can't, I just can't
I just can't seem to get started!
Don't have the heart to live in the fast lane
All that has passed and gone

There ain't nothing you can do about it
Pardon me while I panic!
Worthless! Worthless! Worthless!

I come from KC Missouri
And I got my kicks down on Route 66
Every truck stop from Butte to MO
Motown to Old Alabama
From Texarkana and east of Savanna from Tampa to Old Kokomo


I once ran the Indy 500
I must confess I'm impressed how I did
And I wonder how close that I came
Now I get a sinking sensation
I was the top of the line, out of site out of mind
So much for fortune and fame

Once took a Texan to a wedding
Once took a Texan to a wedding
He kept forgetting, his loneliness letting
His thoughts turn to home and we turned

I took a man to a graveyard
I beg your pardon, it's quite hard enough
Just living with the stuff I have learned


Once drove a surfer to sunset
There were bikinis and buns filled with weenies
Believe me, just couldn't forget

Pico, lets go up to Zuma
Pico, lets go up to Zuma
From Zuma to Yuma the rumor was I had a hand in the lay of the land
Get up and go hit the highway

I worked on a reservation
Who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old Santa Fe?

Once in an Indian nation
I took the kids on the skids with a Hopi
Who was happy to lie there and say
"You're worthless"

Roger's worst fear is being sent to the scrap heap. XD He's just waiting for the right malfunction to condemn him there...

Of course, while I can't say replacing his tooth will be too easy, I'm sure Willard has a spare bulb he can use. :D He'll be fixed up in no time. ^^

I'm rather proud of his expression and hands...I, however, cannot say much for the rest of him. -_-

General Info

General Info

Category Furry » Anthro art
Date Submitted
Views 1099
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Comments 27
Media Other digital art
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_ren_tao_fan_ on December 3, 2009, 4:30:19 AM

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_ren_tao_fan_OH MY GOD IT'S ROGER. :D Long time no see!
LOL, I'd probably keep him even if he couldn't be fixed. I'm a pack rat XD
His expression and hands are awesome, like you said, but I also like his jacket and tail a lot =3

sirflammingofcorn on December 3, 2009, 8:39:28 PM

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sirflammingofcornYeah, I don't draw poor Roger enough. XD And I am too, I keep all sorts of silly things I don't need. :D

Thank you. ^^

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 4:17:03 AM

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_ren_tao_fan_I always think I'll need crap someday. :/ I go, "I CAN'T get rid of this! As soon as I do I'm gonna need it for something!" D:

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 4:48:40 AM

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sirflammingofcornXD I set up weird attachments to things I think. XD

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 4:50:24 AM

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_ren_tao_fan_LOL me too. X3 I think for me it's just because I hate change.

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 4:50:56 AM

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sirflammingofcornI'm not sure what my deal is. XD

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 4:53:49 AM

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_ren_tao_fan_LOL. It's no big deal anyways. XP My room's in a perpetual state of MESS though XD

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 4:55:45 AM

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sirflammingofcornMine too. D:

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 5:13:42 AM

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_ren_tao_fan_Eh, it's not too bad, I learn to live with it. X3 It would be easier if my closet weren't so tiny though... then I could just stuff all my crap in there. :D

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 5:32:37 AM

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sirflammingofcornI'm moving into a smaller room is the bad part. XD

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 6:49:01 AM

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_ren_tao_fan_That sucks. =[
There's always under the bed, but then in case you need it it's kinda hard to find XD

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 6:56:45 AM

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sirflammingofcornWell, it's not too bad of a room despite the smallness, and I get to paint it bright neon green. :D So I'm not too sad about it. XD

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 7:25:46 AM

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_ren_tao_fan_WOO COLORS. :D
The room I have now is green. More like a jade green though. LOL... I remember before it was my room I used to call it "The Green Room" because there really was nothing else to call it, since it wasn't used for anything. :P

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 7:38:24 AM

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sirflammingofcornXD Awesome. ^^

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 7:41:07 AM

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_ren_tao_fan_Yes. :P
If I could have it repainted, I'd make it purple cos... I like purple. >_>

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 7:42:36 AM

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sirflammingofcornMy current room is purple, and so is my room at my grandmother's house. :D Which, I painted life size Tim Burton characters on that wall too. XD See:

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 7:53:33 AM

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_ren_tao_fan_OH MY GOD. That is the most awesome thing I have seen since the last awesome thing I saw. :D

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 9:29:38 AM

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sirflammingofcornXD Thanks. :D

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 9:31:15 AM

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_ren_tao_fan_You deserve praise. YOU DESERVE IT. With whipped cream on top X3

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 10:06:31 AM

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_ren_tao_fan_ on December 4, 2009, 11:44:05 AM

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_ren_tao_fan_AND CHERRIES. Unless you don't like cherries. D:

sirflammingofcorn on December 4, 2009, 4:39:20 PM

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sirflammingofcornI actually don't like cherries. XD

_ren_tao_fan_ on December 5, 2009, 1:35:23 PM

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_ren_tao_fan_DIE CHERRIES! DX
*secretly keeps some for myself*

sirflammingofcorn on December 5, 2009, 6:02:11 PM

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Falconlobo on December 3, 2009, 6:00:42 AM

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sirflammingofcorn on December 3, 2009, 8:37:58 PM

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sirflammingofcornThanks. :D

Falconlobo on December 4, 2009, 5:36:53 AM

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