Stupid, lousy...

...WISE AND JUST LEADER. What a royal pain in the @$$.

Hey there, name's Noir
My Card's the Jack of Spades
I'd like to think I got real class
As a man, I'm self-made

But there's this frackin' dog
Who just won't let it rest
And she'll just keep on doging
'Till I'm in a fracking dress

Out on Derse I'm the go-to guy
Decked out in suit, spats, shoes and tie
But that prototyped puss thinks she runs the club
"Ooh, look at me, bluh bluh bluh!"
I'm not wearing these pussy-@$$ ears
Or your frilly little satin-laced frock
I really hope you take it to Heart
When I slap you with my cock.

You see, I got plans,
Soon I'll be the boss
All thanks to little Jade,
I love the gift, was it hand made?
I'm finally gonna take over this dump
When the dog shows up I'll give her the Trump

Oh my, did I do that?
Looks like I ruined my lovely hat!
Oh dear, I ripped my dress.
Our wise and just ruler mustn't see this mess!
Oh hey there, Queenie, what's the word?
Love the wings, I'm thinking, bird.
What are these shreds? Well hold that thought.
I really want to show you what's in this box.
Hey let go, get the frack off of me!
Jesus Christ, you're such a hussie!
Now die like a good dog and give me that ring,
All frackin' hail Jack Noir the King.

http://tindeck.com/listen/dlbv

Drew the queen without a ref, so she's, like, ALL SORTS of WRONG. But I kinda like her this way. :D More tentacles to <s>rape</s> incapacitate Jack with. <3