Cruddy Dib

If its art than it should be here scrap or not..It looks cool to me..5 sec...thats pretty good.....

shut the hell VR_jay everyone hates flamers.um nice little convo goin on there.

we also haven't been talking on her for a while, dude.

here's an idea, don't post every peice of scrap paper you have lying around. Also, we have chat and forums for a reason

i'll tell her ya said that. :) go unto the guild board thingy *it sez messages on the side)

that's one nifty guild johnny made

i had to too. but go on now :)

oops. i had to get off. i sent ya a message though.

go on the board.

really? cool.

it's johnny's

looks neat.

oh yeah. okie dokie then. i joined.

it won't. turst me. tomorrow it will but it won't today. i'll send an invite to the guild but it proabbly wn't *just use mine if it won't* we communicate on the guild board.

really? huh. lemme try...which one of yours should i neomail?

ya won't be able to post for a while though...

i made a new account. i couldn't help myself. it's jthm_freakfan XP

go on the guild board.

you neomail me then?

ohhh fiiine.

i could jus make a gewd one. like a gewd name i like. i do it later.

just say which one.

it'd be alot easier. or you could take one of mine. just not matasha99350 or tallest_gir. those are my good ones.

ooooh.

my mom probably doesn't know... about the millions of fake accounts on there. lezzee.... ulrich_the_ninja, clover_the_spy62, brandy_fan1, natasha99350, and my actually non cruddy account, tallest_gir

neh. i can't. and my mom HATES it when i lie about junk like that.

you can still go on the guild boards things can't you? why don't you just start a new one and say you're 13. that's what i did *makes no sense now that i AM 13....*

i have one but i can't neomail. *stupid being 11*

I HAVE A HOOK *long story* do you have a neopet's account? i fso tell me. it's easier to talk on there...

i have....aaaaaa......HAND!

okay... i haaave... a pen.

well, i did at 7:47.

XP now i have....EYE CRUSTIES!

NO......... WAY.........

noooo really?

ME TOO! :D

i have uhmmmm. A COMPUTER! :D

i have... DEAD BATERY!

i have.....an almost empty bottle of water.

and i ahve... blakc nail polish.

XP i HAD a frozen waffle, but iate it.

i have... a sketchbook.

i have popcorn XP

niiiiiiice.

my dog barfed uop a squrill on the carpet. right outside my bedroom door.

i got cat throw-up on my carpet.

and i got pizza all over my glasses.

well aren't YOU special?!!?!?

that easy you drop it. i also got it in my hair...

that's strange. i got applesauce on my hip somehow. i don't really remember..

a new way to egt food on yourself. once i got some pizza sauce on my back some way...

heheheh.

it was still funny becaus ei was the boym who ate paste.

that makes sense...

and was in kindergarten...

XP

huh? i knew a guy who glued another guy's head. it was pretty funny.

stupid some guy....he glued nny's head to a wall. *see the JTHM section of FAC for details XPP*

we were very borred. and some guy took our chair!

XPP

and:
(i'm still pretending to be johnny)

me: knock knock

lena: who's there?

me: knife.

lena: No thanks i don't want to buy a knife.

me: it's free.

lena: OKAY! *stab with imaginary knife*

one what? i went to a concert at lena's church. as a joke lena asked to to tell her a story *we always do that*

my story *it's plagurized :D*
I'm gonna tell ya the story of Johnny the Homocidal Maniac.
(tells story)
And squee was really you (points at lena)
*in scary man-sounding voice* guess who I was.
-
and there were other stories but here random fake facts in the story:

Johnny hates girl in bikinis

Squee is afraid of fences.

Johnny is ticklish.

Squee is really homocidal.
-
the toher story took place in the car on the ride home *lena was being squee and i was being johnny*:

(lena had to open the door while the car was going to get it shut)

me:Then Squee fell out the car.

lena: WHEEE!

me: then squee got back in the car.

(i don't remember this part but it ended in squee crying over something)

me: don't cry (pats lena on shoulder with knife)

lena: (still fake crying) why did you do that?

me: i though it was the hand with the soda. (pats her agina with the jhands with soda) (gets covered ni soda)

lena: (ticked off and not crying now) why did you do THAT?!

me: i though it was the hand with the kinfe.

oh coolness!!!!!!!1!!!one!!111

working on new picture series. the result of watching too much zim and playing the teen titans battle blitz game too much.

we become the Teen Terrors *ironically the villains are the heros and the heros are the villains, and the tallests are just there* vs The S.A.N.E., Super Annhalators Never Explode *a name which vexes johnny*

Johnny- Crow *paraody Raven*
Cat- Wild Woman *parody Beast Boy*
Zim- Vilture *parady robin*
Poe- Starblaze *[paradoy (duh) starfire*
Gir- Robot *parody cyborg*
-
Gaz- Hex *parady jinx*
Dib: Gadget *gizmo*
Terra (johnny's little sister)- Terra.
Red: Red X *no need to change the name...*
Purple- Slade *woo!*

one of the bad things if i just lived with my dad instead of both: no hot topic. my dad's scared of that store. i wanna bring him in there some day...

that could work....

cat knows! go to gifts and click comic books. or just type in Jhnny the Homocidal Maniac in the search...

oooo i would if i could but i can't....i don't even KNOW where they put the comic section in the hot topic i go to. they just rearanged everything again. *sigh*

ooo.... HAND THEM TO ME THROUGH THE COMPUTER! i went to hot topic and my hand was inches from one. but my mom was standing behind me... as soon as we're old enough

1: johnny is going to drga me to hot topic.

2: relize there's only one edition there

3: is going to drag me back home where she'll buy 'em on the internet.

4: we cruch over them protectivly and read.

of course. e_e well, maybe if i ever see you EVER, i could loan you my two.

cat want a nny book but ym mo won't buy something weith the words "Homocidal" and "Maniac" in em. johnny and the are fine though.

XDD

8loks at rnama dvd* ooo... *looks at price* HOLY CRAP!

that's....nice.

i've also been tlkaing to myself abnout prices.

i've been talking to my cat...and my wall....and you...

i've been doing ninja stunts all day for some reason...

lucky. EEK!

i don't know... i found an awsomje doll maker wit johnny and zim clothes! WOO! johnny's happy because she actually gets actual johnny clothes and i get zim's clothes!

how the heck did they come up with THAT conclusion? XD

and for some reason that i was mature.

actually it wasn't that bad because all the teachers said i had potetial.

yesssss. thank good ness for being homeschooled XP IN YOUR FACES!!! *points to random ppls*

parent teacher conferences atre tonight... it's not called parent teacher night it's called cat doomy catty doom doom... parent night.

too bad for poor poe.

poe wasn't there though...

coolness! yay for shortcuts! XP

me and johnny had to chare a computer today and we were supposed to go to daily herald website thingy. we did and we found zim stuff there! i WAS the right site so we couldn't get nailed!

XD okay then! sounds good.

it's like killing them only it's not... and it sounds cool. now only you need a titlke, we got Johnny the Homocidal Maniac *the girl one uses it as her title too*, Cat the Bounty Hunter, and Poe the Crap Watcher.

oh very nice cat. *rolls eyes*

AND I'M A BOUNTY HUNTER! *cough onneopetsonlycough*

WE ARE CRAZY! FEAR US! MWAHAHAHAAA!

*pokes the poepl*

SWEET LIKE ZIM!!! :D *ppl stare*

SWEET!

yay we're zim-zombies! XP

me too!

yeah....zim had head pigeons! *oh god i watch way too much zim*

HE CAN'T! i'm not very fond of it either but it's not stupid.

lol yeah. my mom thought that episode was....stupid. HOW COULD SHE SAY THAT?!?! ZIM CAN'T BE STUPID!!!!!

i get creeped out by it sometimes... but i watch it just fro:

Dib: Mrs. Bitters? I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go see the nurse?

Mrs. Bitters: How far in your brain?

Dib: Pretty far.

that episode was disgusting. it was good.

and it actually DOESN'T have my fave or second fave or my third fave... *basically no gir, tallest purple, or zim* *dib's number 5*

yeah i like that one too XP

that was pretty funny but mine's still pencil in the brain.

i couldn't use the link but i love that scene! pencil in the brain. pfffft. i dun think i have an absoloute favorite but one i can think of right now is a scene from The Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom.

Dib: oh come on! you're not still mad about that leaving you to rot thing are you?
Zim: *twitch* *pulls lever*
Dib: ack! organs....sploading...

whta's your fave monet in zim history? mines: http://jhwolf.tripod.com/invaderzim/dib-pencil.mov

totally. i was "Drink The Milk"

I AM HEAD SPLOADY! :D i'm guessing that's what johnny was too? XP

okie dokie. i shall go take it and give you the results!! I LUV JTHM QUIZZES! I CAN'T LOOSE :D

http://quizilla.com/users/anarchychild/quizzes/What%20JTHM%20moment%20are%20you%3F TAKE THE AWSOME QUIZ! TAKE IT! i am Drink The Milk" *look at all answers if you don't get that one* hguess which one johnny is...

someday i'll have my reavenge :)

uh - huuuuh. o_0

neh... alot of people know so it doesn't matter... granted alot of those people are the reasons but you get the point...

ah. well, it's really none of my buisiness soooo....uhm....CHEESE! :D

for a happy person i have a horrible past! whee!

hmm. you seem to be too evil and hyper to be that.

sounds bout right. you won't be like one of those ppl who are all sad and junk all the time right?

yay! i have a deathwish! me n' poe figure that by age 15 i'll be fully goth.

NNY?!? that's like...evil. and a death wish. PIXIE STIX!!!

i doooo... and i randomly found nny *guy* in a kitty shirt! it was random! and i also found one that looks a little like me after being ticked off after 2 pixie stix.

i didn't actually fall asleep until after one AM. my friend's gunna comment on yur pics! feel honored!!

better than cat and johnny. johnny feel asleep for like an hour and i was up ALL night. i was scarying nny in the mornining with my insane sleep-deprived laughter.

too bad. oh well. i'm at my friend's house yay! :D i woke up at like four AM! yay! wait...

but she's not here so it don't work *and gerberally it's becaus ei talk too fast*

well THAT makes a lot of sense. wish she would translate for ME...

no one doe sand johnny translats everything!

i don't know what cat's talking about most of the time anyway.

nice...

um. YEAH!
nny -g-: but you don't even know what she's talking about.

i already had it... *nny climbs through window and tries to take it* NO NNY YOU CAN ROCK ON THE MUSHROOM WHEN YOU USE THE FRONT DOOR!

blue? uh, you can have it. o_0

MY GIANT BLUE MUSHROOM! I DIVED ACROSS A ROOM FOR IT!

MUSHROOM! GIMME!!! *tackles cat for mushroom*

i'm also sitting on a mushroom!

oh cat you're so lazy.

to the inter net! cat must fnid pictures!

mmkay. look for him when that egg dude is going into the firey door and all the monsters are saying goodbye. he's the one not moving with purple eyes. and also, when did asks 'don't i get a say in this?' and the monsters all turn their heads. he'll be in the top right corner.

WHERE! CAT NOT SEE!!!! NOOOOO!

ya know, nightmare guy nny is in it. it's coool.

and has sharp things on his hands! mightmare gaz would be cool if she wasn't drooling... nightmare mrs. bitters was awsome! BUT CAT WANTED TO SEE NIGHTMARE ZIIIIM! AND NIGHTMARE GIIIR!

i know! nightmare membrane IS awesome!! HE'S FLOATING!!!

yes they are... I SAW THE SPOOKY HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! IT'S AWSOME! NIGHTMARE PROFFESSOR MEMBRANE IS AWSOME! I'M USING THE WORD AWSOME TOO MANY TIMES! people keep saying thannk you for commenting on their pictures. so many people from the outside world *eye twitches* HI PEOPLE!

you guys are so mean!!! but voo-doo dolls ARE neat...

for some weird reason we made a dib voo-doo doll out of my eraser and powdeerpoe would throw it in the air and i would try to stab it with me eyes cloesed *makes no sense considering powderpoe's a dib fan* and then we played "Guess where Cat stabbed!"

ewww. you can tell me if you want. sounds strange.

there's a girl at my skool named lynn who has NASTY thoughts all the time. me and powderoe played a very weird violent game today during science *feel free to ask*. we had a subsistute techer so mrs. bitters-like that it was scary. only she just scared at us, unsmiling.

Lynn thoughts? o_0 what you talkin bout Cat?

*stabs with scissors* NO LYNN THOUGHS!

probing. why does that sound so strange? *thinks weird thoughts*

the tallests are probing that tallest-in-training... weird things happen...

ah. okay then. this talk of pummeling reminds me of walk for your lives. IT'S PROBING DAY!

the pummling's at 8:00 to 8:30

*watches* i see no pummeling. YOU LIED TO ME CAT!!!

ay! i make some sense! i got the best avatr on neopets. it says "Your Lupe A Splode"! now watch johnny pummel me trying to find out how to get it!

oh yeah. i think yours makes more sense XD

i though that was MROOOOOO!

mmmm. MEO? (cat+cow=meo??)

MEOW! :D

XD MOO!

i say it almost everyday....at some point... EVENTUALLY!

heheheh. yeah, i just say it really fast.

ever seen the procrastinator on the amanda show? i say it like that.

'eventually'. what a word. i use it a lot.

ill type it eventually...

oooh. yes, sounds very teen titany. but that would be fun though. mwahahaha!

nice... i was orginally going to make one about dib n' zim n' gir being sucked into a tv *very teen titany* and me, johnny, and powderpoe control the shows *Touched by a Johnny, C.T. (my intials), Poltergirst (based on my fave movie), The Phychos/The Johnny and Dib show (The Simpsons/ The itchy and Scratchy show), Tokyo CAt CAt (phear the horrible name of doom!) Oh my Bast! (oh my goddess), CAt 1/2 (anma rulez), New Vampire Dib (was going to be VERY violent), SAilor Johnny, and (as a joke) Invader Zim* we'll porobably do Poltergirst and CAt 1/2 and SAilor Johnny was a brach off of a curretnly untyped fan fic on fanfiction.net. Right now we're working on a second Irken Idol (the first was HUGE success) and one where dib wishes gaz wasn't his sister and get 5 worse ones right after each other *headbanger, violent, moody, hyper, and sick*

so do mine. that's why all my fanfics suck. *oh what an excuse* i had one up before but it made no sense and was pretty stupid so i deleted it.

makes her crazyier! it's fun! especially with my horrible typing! *my fingers hit the worng keys all the time*

heeheehee. isn't johnny already crazy on her own? o_0

i spll evryting rong. drives johnnnnny craaaazzzy.

heehee. you spellded confusing rong!

yay! we're more consuing and this is only a fraction of the people! *heck WE forget all the poeple*

o_0 that was even more confusing then me!

...aka cat, aka tallest gir, aka padfoot, aka hook-handed girl, aka slausy, aka draconia, aka snuffles, aka pscho-who-is-obssesed-with-gir...

i'm insane! i'm commenting myself! well, technically, this account is being used by two different ppl, and this isn't MY pic, so... HI OTHER USER AKA KYLE!!!!