Zim and Tak hugging for Zamnza

yahooooooooo!!! tak and zim FOREVER!!!!!!!!

i suffer from severe poketrauma

poke of doom! :D

johnny stil poked it though.

cooolzzzzzzzzzz

actually all i did was un-mohawk my hair.

really? oh man i wish i couldda seen that XP

i ended up going as dean thomas.

yeah. i think that would work.

my mom sez i should be myrtle because i don't hav eto buy anyhting...

lucky....ken have to finish 6th book before see 4th movie....

i still feel speicial... for once i'm NOT the one hanging onto the computer for friends... on friday it's johnny's birthday and we';re going to see the harry potter movie XP and we're all dressing up like characters, johnny's going as snape (she's too lazy to do much so all she has to do is mess up her hair and take her mom's trenchcoat) poe's goin' as loony (basically the excat same thing as for halloween. i'm either:

1. Pulling mah mohawk back Draco- style and wearing a green and silver tie

or (if i can't get the tie*

2. Moaning Myrtle (wig from the cheerleader zombie costume is EXACLTY the sasme! XP)

GET HOME DANG YOU!!!! it's sewww boring....

not scared.

do you feel special, or scared cuz there's a difference.

aww... i feel speiciall...

XP MOVE TO CHEESELAND SO KEN CAN SEE YOU!!! i actually sat on the comp for an hour waitting for you.

cornland sux

cheeseland is great! :D

ican't spell it either! i wish i lived in wisconsin... i visit the dells every year wit mah grama and my mom.

HOW CAN WE BE SO ALIKE?!?! oh how i wish i lived in illinos. or however it's spelt.

me too.

i have the cheapo kind. the one that's kinda cocopuffs but isn't?

i want cocopuffs now...

SO cocopuffs....

one day ni reading me and johnny were argueing weather the bean bag was filled with 1. kix *johnny's coice* or capt'n crunch *mine* then eric yelled I'M COOCOO FOR COCOPPUFFS then we turned to each other and said it was SO cocopuffs. thwe end.

i know yur gonna tell me anyway...

IT WAS SO COCO PUFFS! *logn weird story, feel free to ask*

COCOA PUFFS!

CORN FLAKES!

WHATEVER!

johnny: I WILL NEVER CUT MY HAIR SHORT UNLESS IT LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY'S!

ken: well that's nice.

johnny: my mom'd kill to haVE me cut my haiur short.

ken: *covers hair* my mom would kill you if you did...

johnny: hair go bye-bye.

ken: uhmmm i dunno.

johnny: to a human.

ken: ........whack weeds?

johnny: think of things i can do with it.

ken: oooo weed whacker....

johnny: but yes i can. i have 10 packs of matches JUST in my room. and i know where cat's dad's chainsaw is... there's also a weed whacker in there.

ken: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!

johnny: cat's family has a varity of padlocks. and a chainsaw XP

johnny: i'll *dundundun* PUT YOU IN CAT'S CLOSET AND BLOW UP DIB! AND I'LL PUT A PADLOCK ON CAT'S CLOSET!

ken: ??? *doesn't move* ken is most confused...

nny -m-: CREEPY ALBINO GIRL AND SCARY PERSON WITH THE DIB VOO-DOO DOLL ASSIT ME!

*johnny walks calmly up*

johny: let go of him or i'll do things so horrible to you that i dare not speak of.

ken: what are you gonna do?

johnny: oh, i dare not speak it.

ken: EEEE! *clings to nny -m-* -^^-
nny -m-: -_- ;;;

cat: JOHNNY LEAGUE ASSEMBLE! *johny and johnny wlak in*

j+j: what?

YEAH!

BEES BETTER FRIENDS! KILL THE MOSKITOS!!!

koaaay. howza bout a bee?

NO!! naked mole rats are our friends!!! NAKED!!

and i shall!... uhhhh.... i dunnno... blow up a naked mole rat or somethin'

wah you can't tell i dyed my hair at all ;_; i'm gonna dye my hair purple. i will also own...that stuff...

my hair's gonna be all white except to the tips of mah spikes shall be gaz-purple! woo! and i will own every JTHm thing known to MAN....IACS!

kewl. i tink i'm gonna dye my hair purple. maybe. i just dyed the tips of mah hair red! my hair is drying.

when i move out i'm getting 3 cats: Donut, Smacky and Ranma. and also a snake named Zim.

oh me sorry. my dog's gonna die in a couple years. then i'm gonna get a snake and name it Mr. Dwicky ^^P

my doggie died too.... a long time ago. now have blossy-chan.

oooooooooooooh. mah bad.

cat: johnny's just die. iz not her fault.

ken: wow johnny's like, evil. i killed my goldfish when i was little. i kept petting it in the tank ^^P

cat: NEVER! you can live in johnny's fish tank. it's big and empty. *johnny killed all her fishes*

ken: i like da hat XP
squid-man: PLEASE! JUST TAKE ME BACK TO THE SEA!!

cat: YOU ROCK!

squid-man: ??? o.0

*cat glomps squid-man*

cat: SQUID-MAN! :D

ken: MWAHAHA!
squid man: where are my tentacles?!?!
ken: *sigh* *shakes head*

*squid man comes out of no where and pulls you out of the swamp*

ken: e_e SQUID MAN! ASSIST ME!

*ken hits frog* *zack run in (not from the suite life of zack and cody)*

zack: NO HURT FROG! *pushes ken into the mud*

ken: 0_0 frog.frog.frog.frog.GET IT OFF MEEEEE!!!

*frog lands on ken's head*

ken: oh. *climbs out of swamp* bleh.

cat: there aren't any leeches there. there are bikes, hobos, and little boys that will push you in screaming "NO HURT FROG!" but no leeches.

ken: *sits up* ewwww. LEECHES!!!!

*he attemps to run away* *gets across street* *mangaes to kick ken inot the swamp* *runs away yellin' "WOOHOO! SHE GONE!"*

ken: *latches onto nny -m-'s leg* ^^P

nny -m-: touching. me.

nny: *thinking of ken's insulting of the penguins* no. never seen her.

ken: *runs up very close to Nny -m- YOU'RE MY HERO TOO! :D

nny -m-: *to johnny* is this crazy girl your friend?

*other johnny runs in*

johnny (F): *walks up to johnny* you're my hero.

nny: and who are you?

johnny: Johnny.

nny: Okay. wanna help me chop up this girl?

johnny: ummm... that's my friend...

ken: awww cat that's mean. *pulls cat down and tapes her to tree* there, now it's fair ^_^ COME GET HER NNY!! *foaming at the mouth*

yay! 20-year old people can't climb the tree! WOO! *the branches are skinny higher up and anyone over 16'll break them*

Ken: he's like 20-sumthin. i still dun care. XP he's still awesome.

cat: uhhh... how old is nny? i don't kno...

ken: *stares at nny in disbelief* oh COME ON! *shakes head*

cat: HEY LOOK A WOLF EATING A GUY'S HEAD!

nny: WHERE?!

cat: *hides in tree*

ken: *singing mockingly* you're doooomed, nny's gunna kiiill you..

*nny turns around and looks murderous*

cat (thinking): as long as the whips around him he can't- oh crap the whip broke.

ken: oh neat! he gonna kill you now! it might take a while though. ken must make popcorn!

*cat pulls out a whip and pulls Nny back indiana jones-style*

*nny -m- runs off screaming*
ken: awww. he didn't say bye!!

Cat: cat's never die!

Nny (G): *comes back to life* I mUST kILl cAPs lOcK bEfoRe i dIe! *it's her sworn duty*

ken: *pokes cat* *poke poke* I'M A HELL-FAN SO I AM IMMORTAL!! :D

*cat comes back to life*

nny -m-: what the- *chops up again*

*cat comes back*

nny-m-: WHY SWON'T YOU STAY DEAD! WHHHY?

Cat; cats have 900 lives!

nny: NOO- wait i though it was nine...

cat: cat pass nine long tme ago. then find outm 900.

nny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

nny -m-: *chops up girls* YOU'RE ALL CRAZY!!!

cat: we're insane! sure you can be one!

johnny,g: MUSHROOMS!

ken:can i be a fried chicken vampire?
nny -m- : what is WRONG with you girls?!?!?!?!

cat: a chicken vampire!

nny -m-: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!!
ken: *comes back to life* silly nny! you can't kill a hell-fan! i'm aaa...um....i can't think of a good vampire...

johnny -g-: I'M ACHOCOLATE VAMPIRE!

cat: i'm a cheeze vampire!

*ken glomps guy nny* SQUEE! YOU BE SO AWESOME!!!
nny -m-: touching.me. *stabs ken*
ken: WHEE I'VE BEEN STABBED BE NNY!!

cat: because it's cool

johnny -m-: huh? who are you people?

Johnny: well ui'm johnny and-

Johnny: I'M JOHNNY!

nny: I'M JOHNNY!

nny: I'M JOHNNY!

cat: YOU'RE BOTH JOHNNY!

this'll be gewwwd.
guy nny: who ARE oyu girls? and, why am i here? o_0

*johnny runs in* cat: they meet...

CURSE YOU JOHNNY! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!
guy nny: what did i do? o_0

she just like yelling random stuff.

WHERE?!?! WHERE DARN YOU!!!?!?!

*nny runs in yells "Skettios!" then runs out*

@_@ must. drink. JUICE!!!!!! *jumps onto giant juice*

*gets out giant container of juice!*

i've got the- uh oh. i think the juice got drank. my bad.

i've got the duct tape!

yes! his head's just BEGGING for juice fusion!

let's fuse zim with the juice!

YAY JUICE!!!!

JUICE!

COLA AND SPRITE!! and JUICE! orange juice. JUIIIIIIIIIIICE!!

POOP!

i'm not alowed Mountin Dew ;_; SPRIE! DRINK POOP COLA! SPRIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!!

cat likes mountain dew! it has more caffiene!

aww. your friends are so. um. i can't think of a word to fit it. but they are. DUN BE A SCROLLING WIMP! DRINK SPRITE! *totally random*

cat scrolling wimp. powderpoe say something that sounds like from hallmark card (not insulting it):
CAT WE MISS YOU!!!!!!!!! NOTHING'S THE SAME WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!!!! WE KNOW IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT BUT WE ALL LOVE YOU AS A FRIEND!!!!!!!!! WE ALL HOPE YOU'LL GET WELL SOON!!!!!!!! WE MISS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
*cat feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside*

oh puh-leeeez.

just use the one with less 'k? kills cat's fingers to scroll so much.

*sniff* i spose. more room anyway!

can we just tlak on powderpoe scommunications one? it's hard going from place to place.

but dirt gives it more flavor! :D

i eat all paper. *except what is found on the ground*

all i have is lined ;_; i'm so limited.

ooo! can you send me paper?

see? great system! no school ppls to bug for paper for me *cries*

powderpoe wil run out of paper though.... then it's annoy johnny time! or akif! or lynn! or someone else!

ooooh. what a nice system you have!

in a game i was playing a month or so ago we were supposed to memorize the name on the paper then let no one see it. then cody ate his paper *then forgot the name* but i got borred and i was hungry, so in the middle of the game i ate some paper. now if i get hungry at skool i'll annoy powderpoe into giving me some paper to eat :)

yeah! i started eating paper in third grade cuz i was dared. it's pretty good for a tree.

and no cholesteral!

paper gewd. only one calorie!

i fianlly put more stuff up! WOO! and i'm tlkanig to myself on neopets about eating paper!

never seen 'em. probably will be forced to see them just to understand english teacher.

darth vader. *shudder* evil boring movies.

we amanaged to fit 4 people in the coffin. me, little gory dude, little pricess dudette and darth vader.

yeah i think lack of skin would make it pretty painful to be moving around.

yesterday there was a little gory dude at my mom's friend's costume party. but i got used to it. there were many undead things for some reason... vampires and zombies and things that should be dead because they have no skin.

yeah i don't like gore if it's colored and/or moving. that's why the JTHM comics work so well for me. my mom didn't like the idea of the comics at first, but then i offered to pay for them so she said it's ok.

gore doesn't scare me *as long as it's not colored of a movie... or those scary people down the street that go ballistic with the gore (i make johnny get me my candy)* i read Inuyasha for cheeze's sake! *my mom doesn't kno and doesn't like gory stuff- especially ithcy and scratchy*

why would your mom go psycho? oh wait, why am i even asking? prepare yourself for a lot of gore and really dark humore. i have JTHM numbers 1 and 2. i want the other five. so badly.

when johnny gets the JTHM book she sez she'll lemme read 'em. *my mom would go psycho if i bought them* they won't take long to read.

yeah. i basically draw Zim stuff, and JtHM stuff. oh and once i get my SQUEE! comics, i'll probably draw Pepito. *such a cute lil anti-christ*

i draw... i dunno...stuff... big fan of drawing parody stuff and other people's work. johnny and powderpoe technically can draw people better than me *'cept boys. i am the only one who can draw boys* we're actually working on three way pictures with all three drawing styles on it. *powderpoe's dib is FUNNY* and i wonder what johnnys'll look like *she never draws fanart*

yeah i know what you mean. i will not draw ZADRs either. i used to think they were...okay. But i have changed my mind. i tend to like to draw violent stuff sometimes so...yeah.

the only thing i won't draw is anything nasty *violent of just plain WRONG* and no ZADRs at all. and if anybody asks me to draw Johnny and Dib together i'm gonna have Johnny send them a happy rejection note. Johnny would not be amused. ;)

YAY! i'm not alone! well it was good of you to draw it anyway.

i'm not either but i drew it ;)

cool pic. not very fond of Zim and Tak romance but i thought i should still comment.

AWW! THank you! POWER TO ZIM AND TAK ROMANCE! *cough* Straight to the faves!