A letter from Sophia the Vampire

Sophia: <br />
Dear Dib,<br />
Having a good time in Spain with my so called "Family"...Matt keeps trying to hit on me...Rivka always tries to put us together, Moonlight is a Wi-Atch, Okami makes too much noise and Yitzchak and Yaakov don't agree on anything! ...Sometimes I wish my family was DEAD!...wait, oh yeah...they are... Anyway, eversince I moved out of your town no one will be there to protect the paranormal creatures you want to discover... So I called a friend to move there and protect them forever when I'm away. Hang on to your pants because your paranormal troubles have just begun.... Love, Sophia!<br />
<br />
Dib: I DID IT! I SCRAPED THE TOWN OF THE PARANORMAL PROTECTORS!<br />
Gaz: Hey Dib...why are you so happy? You shouldn't be happy, I'm suppose to cause you misery...<br />
Sylva: uh...Dib? IF you read the second half...it says "-<br />
DIb: WHo cares what it says! I DID IT!<br />
The next day,<br />
Ms. Bitters: Class, Since Sophia moved to spain, we have a new student...introduce yourself my dear,<br />
? : Hi! My name is Purgatory, just call me Pat...<br />
Ms. Bitters: Tell us about yourself<br />
Pat : Well, I'm a split between heaven and hell...<br />
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! She's crazier than Dib!<br />
Dib: WTF?!<br />
Ms. Bitters: Dib! STand in the hall!