Doot dee doot......

Oh, hello! I'm going to be your best friend now. *takes out a katana* I LIKE shiny things! Don't you?! HUH?! Well, I ALSO like writing. And THAT won't get me sent to jail for manslaughter or murder. YAY! Please don't look at the awful art above. Ack. I did those when I was nine, and I regret ever drawing them.

-BM

UPDATE: Why does this seem familiar?......Oh yeah, I remember. Because I had to revome everything i had on FFN, TOO! *twitch* not......pleased.......*Sigh* Well, now officially, all my hosting is done in an assortment of http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1034519/FFN and http://games.adultfanfiction.net/authors.php?no=1296794939AFF.
Well, I'm done. Enjoy, ye smut addicts.

P.S I WILL update pictures from the crappinesses that be......eventually......when i find artistic talent.......